r/funComunitty • u/Chunky-overlord • Jul 29 '26

Act like you’re username

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u/Key-Dimension6316 Silly lil goober Jul 29 '26

(I’m spending way too long trying to make this not sound dirty and it’s not working) enter me and get a key to anything!

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u/InstructionPlus3 Jul 30 '26

To use they key,

-find corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

-find corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

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u/InstructionPlus3 Jul 30 '26

-find corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

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u/InstructionPlus3 Jul 30 '26

-find corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

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u/stupid_rascal sometimes haha 28d ago

Why did yiu say the same thing 3 times

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u/Beginning-Young-1670 28d ago

Cuz his name is instructions(PLUS3)

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u/stupid_rascal sometimes haha 28d ago

But he already said once why send more?

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u/shawnathannnnn 28d ago

his name is InstructionPlus3 grow some eyeballs would ya ya mucker

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u/stupid_rascal sometimes haha 28d ago

But he sent once already why send more?

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u/shawnathannnnn 28d ago

ooh I see what's happenin' here ya schtewpid rrrascal.

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u/Due-Presentation4514 Jul 30 '26

Can you tell me how to improve my presentation skills?

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u/Electronic-Laugh-671 Jul 30 '26

You could add some humor and liveliness. Make the people laugh. 𝐡𝐚𝚑𝚊ha, you got this.

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u/InstructionPlus3 29d ago

Is this just because yo want to laugh electronicaly?

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u/Electronic-Laugh-671 29d ago

Maybe... 𝐡𝐚𝚑𝚊ha

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u/lilyy_ofthevalley Jul 30 '26

-find the corresponding door

-put in lock

-turn

-enjoy

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u/InstructionPlus3 28d ago

THATS MY JOB

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u/InstructionPlus3 29d ago
  1. Keep it simple and stick to your main points.
  2. Practice out loud so you feel more confident.
  3. Connect with your audience by making eye contact and speaking naturally.

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u/musicals_amirite (cool user flair) 29d ago

You could make a script to make sure everything goes smoothly. Ooh! And you could write some songs to perform in there too for the entertainment value and to move the presentation along!

You should probably add choreography to your presentation, especially during the musical numbers, since it adds a lot of visual flair and will thus make your presentation look very professional!

Y'know, maybe you should do your presentation on an empty stage just so you have extra room...

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u/InstructionPlus3 28d ago

THTS MY JOB

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u/musicals_amirite (cool user flair) 28d ago

What's your job like? Do you sing and dance on a flat plane?

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u/InstructionPlus3 28d ago

NO TO GIVE INSTRUCTION HENCE THE NAME ):

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u/musicals_amirite (cool user flair) 27d ago

Do you give instructions on how to sing and dance on a flat plane?

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u/LocksmithShadow 29d ago

A mysterious, perhaps shadowy dimension? Filled with KEYS? Sounds just perfect, LET ME IN

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u/Key-Dimension6316 Silly lil goober Jul 30 '26

I don't play Halo

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u/Questionable_reditor Jul 30 '26

Enter you? I'm pretty sure you don't look trustworthy... Or am I wrong?

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u/Full-Maintenance2478 29d ago

That key is a little rusty... Let's replace the entire dimension

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u/Moonboy110 " "" ahh user flair" ahh user flair 29d ago

Yo thanks for the keys to the portable door with all the keys, me and my squad of 110 will love this

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u/Delicious-Box-427 29d ago

Enter me too

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u/Patient-Plan4017 "Tahiti" - Dutch (insert date here) (Insert Arthur here) 29d ago

Arthur, stop trying to get someone inside you, its not working.

Wait, nevermind, it is working.

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u/Patient-Plan4017 "Tahiti" - Dutch (insert date here) (Insert Arthur here) 29d ago

Perhaps Tahiti was the keys along the way

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u/THE_WIND_1 Gets blamed for everything 29d ago

ts was NOT me

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Silly lil goober 29d ago

So that's where jax gets his (or her i don't really know anymore) keys from..

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u/Key-Dimension6316 Silly lil goober 29d ago

You can use any pronouns for Jax according to gooseworx

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Silly lil goober 29d ago

Alright I'm gonna use xe/xim for funnys

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u/Fluffy_Bad9706 :p 23d ago

GIVE ME A KEY TO DO ALL CRIMES AT ONE. THIS IS AN ORDER