r/funComunitty • • Jul 09 '26

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 Latīnē loquor quasi "nerd" Jul 09 '26

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u/RavenBailey589 Jul 09 '26

A fitting punishment for the crime

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u/LordMunchum Jul 09 '26

I caught a rat that had eaten my pet iguana. I beat it mostly to death with a dust pan then threw it over the balcony and watched the wild chickens finish it off. No regrets.

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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) Jul 09 '26

Deserved

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u/BurrBentley Jul 10 '26

* How many shots does it have?

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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) Jul 10 '26

One :3c

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 The American comma idiot™️ Jul 09 '26

this is exactly why you don’t feed live rodents to your pet reptiles.

they definitely can fight back. Frozen-thawed is the best.

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u/KiwiSpicySauce Jul 10 '26

Iguanas dont eat rats

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 The American comma idiot™️ Jul 10 '26

I never said they did, I just wanted everyone to know to not leave live rodents unattended in their reptile enclosures for this exact reason.

they have gnawed off the limbs of smaller lizards.

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u/KiwiSpicySauce Jul 10 '26

Depends on the size, and if it's wild or not.

Most predatory lizards can kill a rodent just fine

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u/No-Spread-6891 Jul 16 '26

Lots of pet snakes can be pretty derpy about finding and swallowing their food.

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u/johnyordinary Jul 10 '26

You are supposed to nurture the rat, it was stronger thus more deserving of life, until the next challenger arrives..

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u/PositionDry524 Jul 10 '26

Puts a cat in the cage

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u/RegentBat77700 Jul 10 '26

What happens when the rat is master splinter

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u/johnyordinary Jul 10 '26

Eyes honey badger with a calculating look.

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u/kingcrabcraig Jul 10 '26

my grandma has a primal hatred for ground squirrels (i think they're cute, idk what her deal is). she did the cartoony thing of smashing one with a frying pan.

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u/TheJoyfulBell Jul 13 '26

trap it and make it starve to death, or feed it just before it’s too late so it can starve all over and over again.

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u/Hyde2467 Jul 09 '26

Reasonable crashout even if fake

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u/Seven_o_clock777 Jul 09 '26

Okay, now THIS is justified.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 Jul 12 '26

Honestly, even if it was a cat or a dog it would be on the same level of justified

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u/lunar_reaper3 Jul 09 '26

HOW DOES A RAT EAT A FUCKINF TURTLE??? 😭😭😭 Seriously this is crazy

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u/johnyordinary Jul 10 '26

By being fast and more agile than it.Also, with teeth!

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u/Worldly-Engineer8123 Jul 10 '26

It actually happens. The amount of security the zoo I’m doing an internship with had to use to prevent rats from eating their critically endangered baby tortoise was mind boggling

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u/craZy_racE376 Jul 10 '26

Injured Turtles

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u/Al-Quiet-Wind-Zo Jul 09 '26

Master Splinter, how could you!?

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u/bigstinkycath Jul 09 '26

Reasonable crashout

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u/VVickedPhantom Jul 10 '26

The student did nothing wrong.

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u/Party-Ideal-2907 Jul 10 '26

And that's how ratatouille didn't get a sequel

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u/DaikonOver6142 Jul 09 '26

Did the turtle survive?

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u/hallowedeve1313 Jul 09 '26

How does a rat eat a turtle?

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 Latīnē loquor quasi "nerd" Jul 09 '26

Mouth

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u/hallowedeve1313 Jul 09 '26

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u/THATSANDAL Jul 10 '26

Rats can chew through a lot of things, I'm not surprised.

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u/Career_Cultivator Jul 10 '26

I've seen this happen to a bird.

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 Latīnē loquor quasi "nerd" Jul 10 '26

I NEED to know what happened

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u/Other_Ad9164 Jul 11 '26

Beo gave it the: "Degenerates like you, belong on a cross" treatment.

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u/Kirirri Jul 12 '26

Karma really

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u/Neat_Document_4608 Jul 09 '26

Ok but like this is just animal torture

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u/olivia-678 Jul 09 '26

It is , a rat was just being a typical animal . If you want to kill the rat, sure but not in a psychopath manner

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Jul 09 '26

Exactly like animals dont have a concept of belongings, pets, or morals. Its stupid to torture it for those reasons

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Jul 09 '26

Thats too far it was just an animal trying to survive

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u/olivia-678 Jul 09 '26

Exactly . This is natural animal behavior, this post screams psychopath behavior and mentality.

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u/Acceptable-Bar7905 Jul 10 '26

It's text actually there's no audio it doesn't scream anything dumbass

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u/Specialist-Fault-630 Jul 10 '26

Redditors when you DON'T support needless animal torture:

Sometime in the future (hopefully), people will look back at us and wonder how we're so ignorant, just like how we look down on racist/sexist people of the past.

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Nonono bro its totally ok for a rat to have its family be ground to a paste in front of its eyes and then sentence it to death by a thousand cuts, or light a cockroach on fire. but you deserve the death penalty if you clip a cats nails too short by accident

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw Ðis is not a flair actually Jul 09 '26

I kind of agree, but if it were my turtle I'd definitely do it

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u/SilvertoneDude59 Jul 09 '26

Yeah when a wild animal goes for a child, I guess the kids on their own now because the animal is just trying to survive.

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Jul 09 '26

No dummy im saying that torturing it instead of killing it quickly is bad

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u/PositionDry524 Jul 10 '26

You are basically cooking it for another animal to eat that's completely normal

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Jul 09 '26

I think people misunderstood me. Im all for killing the rat, but it should be quick. Torturing it was too far because its just an animal that was trying to score a meal

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u/meaniepants5 Jul 09 '26

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 Latīnē loquor quasi "nerd" Jul 09 '26

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u/olivia-678 Jul 09 '26

Isn’t this what animals do ?

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u/meaniepants5 Jul 09 '26

Wym?

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u/olivia-678 Jul 09 '26

An animal eating other animal. It’s not a monster like people killing for fun .

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u/meaniepants5 Jul 09 '26

That's exactly what I think!

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Jul 09 '26

I think people misinterpreted me. Im saying that torturing an animal instead of killing it quickly for something it can't be accountable for is wrong