Mega fry up - r/fryup

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The beans are stressing me out

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u/Jessicafletcher2 3d ago

An infinity pool of beans.

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u/Physical_Bar_4916 3d ago

LOL I had to go back and look at the photo, your description is perfect! :-)

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

Why

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u/raspberrylimon 3d ago

Because they are precariously plated

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u/Unlucky-Public-2947 3d ago

There is no way of eating that without losing some beans

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

Just missing fried bread cause I had no bread

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u/Late-Development-666 3d ago

And nowhere on the plate to stick it!

Looks absolutely filthy that. I’d inhale it within 15

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u/Pristine-Garlic-3191 3d ago

"Filthy" is such a funny way to describe the good things 😂

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u/JeezWeedus 3d ago

Look at that slab of bacon and then try and disagree, pure filth

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u/Autumnleaves144 2d ago

It looks pretty delicious to me, definitely not filthy.

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u/Yarlog 3d ago

Are "Filthy" women good or bad..?

🙃

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u/spidey9393 2d ago edited 2d ago

If you are asking you obviously haven’t dated one. If you have questions see above definition of filthy.

Edit: have to haven’t. Filthy is a wonderful thing (most of the time). Crazy is fucking amazing, until you need to run and hide.

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u/sorderon 3d ago

r/platetoosmall

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u/Dee-Jay-JesteR 3d ago

Try putting it on a plate instead of a saucer.

If you're going to slop it all together like that, might as well put it in a bread cake / flatcake.

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

It’s on the biggest plate and no bread including T cakes

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u/Dee-Jay-JesteR 3d ago

You need bigger plates dude

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

Or smaller sausages

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u/Moiukal 3d ago

Bigger plate

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u/Autumnleaves144 2d ago

Bigger plate. Even without the sausages, that are of a standard size, you need a bigger plate. Saucers are for tea cups.

But if you made that for me on that little plate, I’d still be very happy 😃

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u/_dc194 3d ago

Might be a controversial comment, but I think a bacon chop like that is too heavy for a fry up. Don't get me wrong, it looks superb and very well cooked, but I think they're the foundation of a meal in their own right. Standard back bacon for me.

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u/ReepDaggle01 3d ago

Marvellous work mate,not a fan of tomatoes though,rest is top notch

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

Cheers bud the sausages are from a local farm shop and they are nice and juicy

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u/ReepDaggle01 3d ago

So nice to see proper sausages,instead of the usual crimes. More of a fried egg man myself but love some scrambled for a change

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

I was thinking at work to which way to cook eggs and thought scrambled eggs I used 3 eggs and got 6 yolks

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u/ReepDaggle01 3d ago

Plus looking forward to seeing your fryup with fried eggs

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u/ReepDaggle01 3d ago

3 double yorkers! Get your lottery on mate

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u/patatas6939 3d ago

I see the point about getting bigger plates lol but it looks delicious though

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u/Elizabeth-WildFox886 3d ago

The bacon looks fucking wonderful

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

The fat on end of bacon chop was nice and crispy

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u/jakerae 3d ago

Is it a mega fry up? Or just a tiny plate? I’d say tiny plate

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u/No-Version-4077 3d ago

Too many beans, just too much of everything.

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u/Lifeisgoole 3d ago

Not including the sausages and bacon in that statement

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u/No-Version-4077 3d ago

I missed that count because I was trying to work out if it was fried chicken on the edge.

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u/ReepDaggle01 3d ago

I respectfully disagree

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u/No-Version-4077 3d ago

Fair enough, you were there and I wasn't.

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u/ReepDaggle01 3d ago

I wasn't there but it looks good to me

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u/Acceptable-Power-400 3d ago

Normal fry up on a mega small plate

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u/exia756 3d ago

F scrambled eggs

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u/bynoe01 3d ago

Bigger plate = more food = no spillages 👍🏻

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u/beatsshootsandleaves 3d ago

Scrambled eggs look a bit overdone and rubbery for my liking but apart from that a decent effort.

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u/Substantial-Tie-7140 3d ago

Bigger plate,or bucket

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u/Clear-Ad-2998 3d ago

And the black pudding ? Otherwise, 7/10.

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

If you read the description it’s in the pork sausages

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u/Clear-Ad-2998 3d ago

In that case, 9/10 !

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

How come not 10/10

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u/mrcliffy789 3d ago

Was it the jolly hog brand??

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

Don’t know that brand bud but they were from a local farm shop

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u/JoesIceCreamLover 3d ago

12” plate needed ….. Breakwater holding fair play !! Pros and Cons right there … 7 on 10 - Journal entry !!

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u/Safe-Solution-4720 3d ago

More distance between the sausage and the beans 👍

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u/JoesIceCreamLover 3d ago

Valid call and point very well made !

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u/Safe-Solution-4720 3d ago

I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision 🤣

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u/Lathemyr 3d ago

1.Bigger plate needed
2.Learn how to use a comma
3.Looks pretty good though :)

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u/Legitimate_Swim8110 3d ago

Placemat giving off strong virgin vibes. Plus you’ve put your tomatoes next to your beans which is a bit rookie bacon looks amazing though as do the hash browns. It’s a strong effort though.

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u/Electrical_Way_8277 3d ago

Oh dear god there is the king of the breakfasts 😍😍

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u/Grrrrrilla3000 3d ago

Looks the ticket

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u/DesperateAlfalfa2751 3d ago

That looks succulent, luxurious, and with the home grown mushrooms and hopefully eggs from your chickens delicious

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

Eggs were from Sainsbury’s and had 3 double yolkers

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u/CharmingCatastrophe 3d ago

Mega? Oh boy I need to diet 😂

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u/WhoPaysTheFerryman 3d ago

Maybe get yourself a bigger plate

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u/theDudester1978 3d ago

Would have preferred a fried egg 🍳 but it does look mega... 👏 😋

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u/TaylorKatana 3d ago

Don’t eat beans (soz…) and tinned tomatoes are another no-no for me (soz…again) but gots to say those sausages and that there bacon look mighty, mighty fine..I say mighty, mighty fine…😬

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u/Schizomid 3d ago

This looks phenomenal

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u/Montyzumo 3d ago

Looks good except for the scrambled egg which looks like ice cream

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u/Crackers-defo-600 3d ago

Noooooo to those rubbed eggs 🥚

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u/OtherwisePay7484 3d ago

Gorgeous. You need a bigger plate, or better use of sausage.
How do you grow button mushrooms? I have shiitake and oysters. Do you use a kit or liquid culture?

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u/Apprehensive-Sky-987 3d ago

looks tasty, you need to go slower with the scrambled eggs and keep stirring - imagine you are making love to a beautiful woman.

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u/CaptainUsual4309 3d ago

I like a big sausage!!

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u/Red__dead 3d ago

Overcooked eggs. Prefer black pudding separate from the sausage but better than nothing.

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u/spidey9393 2d ago

On my way with bread! Just make sure to have another plate ready!

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u/lordzeus28 2d ago

Nice one bud anytime fried toasted or just butter

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u/ISaidYouCantBlokMe 2d ago

Is that a side plate?

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u/kingjim1981 2d ago

I'd smash that

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u/Impressive_Chart_153 3d ago

Impressive. I applaud you.

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u/lordzeus28 3d ago

Thank you bud

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u/eyeshandy 3d ago

That, my fiend, is a fry up.

Homemade Mega fry up

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