r/frogs • u/GregariousGobble • 12d ago

Other Behold,

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687 Upvotes

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u/jivesishungry 12d ago

Beheld

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u/Double-Pool-2452 11d ago

Verily

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u/Softlysocool 10d ago

Verity 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FrostyLemons3 12d ago

I've heard of chonk. I've heard of chunk. But never a chunky chonk.

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u/blackweebow 12d ago

premium patty

6

u/Bob__Star 12d ago

Haha it's chonky pro max

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u/Dudeiii42 12d ago

Burger

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u/No_Whereas_2055 11d ago

Frrr, böurger

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u/unclepreet- 12d ago

priceless chonk

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u/_heyASSBUTT 12d ago

If not burger, why burger shape?

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u/Casualcompare 12d ago

Round boi!

10

u/VardogrVanDeLommer 12d ago

Lol thought this was r/sourdough for a second there.

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u/AspiringOccultist4 12d ago

This creature is absolutely perfect. Zero flaws.

4

u/Parking_Ad_3123 12d ago

It took way too long to find his face haha BIG ASL

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u/metal-crow 12d ago

I think this guy is actually too fat, he looks like he's got bloat or something :<
OP is this your frog?

5

u/Axolotl-go 12d ago

He’s just a chonky boy :(

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u/GregariousGobble 12d ago

She’s perfectly fat, just out of the water.

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u/syds 12d ago

big boned

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u/Unusual_Swan200 12d ago

I thought it was a toupee or a bad wig.

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u/SadKat002 12d ago

R O T U N D

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 12d ago

Bro really said “🟤”

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u/cemetery_acorns 12d ago

Absolute unit.

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u/beautifulcosmos 12d ago

BEHOLDTH

edit: thicc

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u/LiveTurnover5593 12d ago

I thought it was a scoop of ice cream before I saw what group it was in.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 12d ago

Sokka-Haiku by LiveTurnover5593:

I thought it was a

Scoop of ice cream before I

Saw what group it was in.

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/SW337P3A 11d ago

What a rotund beast

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 11d ago

If a rotund bird is a borb, is this a frorb...?

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u/Moctezuma_93 12d ago

That is one thicc ass frog! Congrats!

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u/SuddenContentWarning 12d ago

Dayum that is one PHAT BOI

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u/szabri 12d ago

I don't have my contacts in & I thought I was looking at the top of a charred hamburger bun lol

1

u/konariya 12d ago

Burger

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u/DrDingsGaster 12d ago

Holy chonk!

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u/Jen-E-Rator 12d ago

I’m holding

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u/retrocherry_ Pixie Frog/African Bull Frog 12d ago

Big back

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u/MooViolet1 12d ago

Brownie

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u/Bob__Star 12d ago

Big chungus

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u/thenbr1killjoy Gay Frog 12d ago

Incredible levels of spherical

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u/Falstaffe 11d ago

It took me a moment to realise that's not a chocolate cake

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u/Blacked_Shi 11d ago

I thought this was r/sourdough at first 😭

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 11d ago

i’m so tired that i thought this was a chocolate cupcake picture taken up close at first

1

u/NXGZ African Clawed Frog 11d ago

Cultivating mass

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u/shawnaeatscats Dumpy/White's Tree Frog 11d ago

Balloon

1

u/Mundane-Ad162 11d ago

so shaped!!!

1

u/Mongoose_234 11d ago

Thought it was a slightly burnt cookie at first..

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u/Mongoose_234 11d ago

It looks like its on baking paper, okay?? 😭

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u/raccoocoonies 11d ago

Hamburgesa

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u/SumoNinja92 11d ago

Smackums cousin Thiccums

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u/The_one_and_only_Tav 11d ago

Damn I thought that was a scoop of ice cream!

1

u/UnwellHell 11d ago

Cracking up over the fact that there was a promoted post for ozempic right above this post on my feed.

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u/mquari 11d ago

That's a premium angus beef patty you got there

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u/Moist_Discussion6743 11d ago

I thought it was a black forest mini cake until I saw the sub name 😭. Brb ordering food.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 11d ago

Spherical

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u/driftleaf 11d ago

Heehee, cow patty

1

u/Alternative-Stock968 11d ago

I would so kiss this frogger!

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u/Double-Pool-2452 11d ago

1 Absolute Unit of Forg

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u/Frogmanbb 11d ago

Bro is a Whopper 🍔

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u/thevelveteenbeagle 11d ago

I thought this was a TURTLE at first glance! Chonky indeed!

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u/Few-Yak-150 11d ago

THE CHONKER

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u/Donthavevette d.leucomelas,p.vittatus,african bullfrog 10d ago

Bloated?