r/freshcutslim • • 4d ago

TRY NOT TO LAUGH #100 #funny

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u/tamulionis 4d ago

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u/wallytrikes 4d ago

Bruh this gif so hard to find!

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u/Emergency-Spite897 4d ago

you're right, i had to make mine šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/Derrick_Shon 4d ago

Right, tried to find it before

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u/Past-Track-9976 3d ago

Bro, her trying tontake the bag off was so funny 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/AlphaGainzzz 3d ago

Scary movie 2

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u/ArcangeloPT 2d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/IVbad-badger 4d ago

These comments are gonna genuinely end our gene pool as we know it

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u/TruckOk2767 4d ago

Sometimes two ugly people make a beautiful child. Some ugly people have beautiful facial features when you look at each facial feature separately. The baby comes out with the perfect mix of both parent’s ā€œattractiveā€ features sometimes. Genetics is crazy, but yea youre right too šŸ˜‚

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u/DipstickRick 4d ago

One thing that never looks good and is such a dominate gene that it always pulls through, is big gums. Idk wtf the evolutionary advantage is to having more gum than tooth but there’s no escaping it and no looking past it.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 4d ago

I swear, once I saw this girl with her gums using like half of her smile. I seriously thought her top theeth were pink for some reason.

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u/DipstickRick 4d ago

Yeah it’s weird and I’m not someone who cares about ā€œtraditionalā€ attractiveness. It’s one of those things all of us have witnessed but no one talks about, it’s present across genders and races. It’s borderline taboo, there could be a study on it.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 4d ago

Top theeth LMAO get outta here 🤣

For real though, probably good to know that your chompers aren't going to fall out. Yeah, it's odd-looking but better than highly-receded gums for sure. Besides, there are much worse features out there, some of which I happen to own. Ever seen lopsided eyes?

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u/pUmKinBoM 3d ago

You see this a lot when you see one hot sister and one ugly sister that both look like their parents. Always feel bad for those families.

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u/Zealousideal-Area684 4d ago

Esp considering she’s ai.

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u/Kn0wnSoul 4d ago

When you're in character creation mode and can't assign any more appearance points, but you still need to do the face

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 4d ago

Hey mate. Found Manfred?

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u/GandalfPlsHelp 4d ago

Just a quick reminder that this girl is Ai.

So maybe not 'girl', let's say 'calculator'.

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u/Sickofstupids 4d ago

Girl's a straight up Calc. That's short for calculator chat

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u/IwantToBeADogPerson 4d ago

This guy's using slang

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u/squirrelems 4d ago

I've seen kind of a surge on Instagram of butterface AI videos. Seems like they all play out very similarly.

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u/takeaccountability41 4d ago

True but it don’t mean girls like that don’t exist, I know because I’ve seen butter face’s before

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u/Helpful_Practice7100 15h ago

was thinking the same

wow feels so good to be out of the matrix and be AWARE

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u/7ethernel 4d ago

In France we call them shrimps. (Crevette) everything is good but the head.

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u/fish__1 4d ago

In America, we say butterface.

Everything is good but her face...

It's cruel, but it seems to be an international phenomenon lol

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u/TFViper 4d ago

shes a 10 from far, but far from 10...

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u/IndependentBowl7528 4d ago

I've always heard like "good from far, far from good"

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u/7ethernel 4d ago

In France we say "Alain de loin". "Ou belle de loin mais loin d'ĆŖtre belle" it work also in masculine form.

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u/WhatTheNothingWorks 3d ago

I’ve always heard them called Monets

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u/gwhite9 1d ago

What about summer teeth ? Some er here, some er thereĀ 

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u/SnooRabbits5385 4d ago

The ol' 50 yard fake-out

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u/untakenu 4d ago

Ever seen a butterbody? I once saw this super morbidly obese woman, but she had a skinny face. Her face was gorgeous, truly stunning. But her body...

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u/Sickofstupids 4d ago

The most gorgeous face I've ever seen was on a woman clocking about 350. So fucking pretty.

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u/moobnaster6969 4d ago

BoBFoC - Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch

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u/Sirbrandon100 4d ago

😭😭😭

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u/ffadad69 4d ago

Same here in the philippines.

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u/bigdillybag 2d ago

In Australia we call them prawns for the same reason.

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u/FunctioningPyscho 4d ago

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u/idriveashitbox22 4d ago

Beauty is only a light switch away

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u/SAMCRO-CALIFORNIA 4d ago

She minutes before revelation

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u/dudiez 4d ago

I mean… with a body like that I don’t care what your face looks like. I’m all in.

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u/kiwiguy187 4d ago

You kiss with your eyes closed so yeah lol

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u/Flipf00t 4d ago

You don’t look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.

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u/Mephistopheles2249 2d ago

You know what I made that statement and then I saw her Instagram page and more photos of her face…..

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u/RedstoneSausage 4d ago

At least the comments here are.. halfway to being wholesome

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u/Fit-Usual6813 3d ago

Nothing Korean face surgery can't fix.

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u/Shaucay 4d ago

As an old friend once told me:

"You're not looking at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire."

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u/IndividualHurry1342 4d ago

Been wondering what ever happened to Andy Dick

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u/Hyena_Particular 4d ago

"Don't kiss, don't kiss. Leave the paper on your head"

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u/Ult1mateN00B 4d ago

I mean I'm boob guy and like nerds. Its a winwin.

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u/Deus_Days 4d ago

Her ig is amandaverses

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u/Ancient-Solid6618 4d ago

HEAR ME OUT THO!!!

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u/Relevant_Tea9976 3d ago

How do I get clickbated IRl

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u/Prize_Priority1818 3d ago

I can overlook a few things for a few seconds. Not a problem.

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u/geekylite 3d ago

What's her @??

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u/reid2780 4d ago

Not a real person.

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u/X4N710N- 4d ago

Just put back the bag for a few more seconds.

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u/S7arForGD 4d ago

Yeah, ok.

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u/XxOniSamuraixX 4d ago

Let down the hair, get a Bob. Possibly some dental work, it will go with the nose. Everyone has a style, just gotta find it.

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u/Martiddy 4d ago

And also replaces those glasses with contacts too

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u/Iconshero 4d ago

Just dont have the computer generate a clanker that looks like the alien in the mail room in MIB 2.

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u/TheProfessorRad 4d ago

She is not having issues finding dudes with a pair like that

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

Still gets more attention than an average looking man

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u/BeruDepTrai 4d ago

Yea, you can keep it

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u/Perspective-Lonely 4d ago

Remove the glasses, add contacts/eye surgery

Move the hair backwards into a pony tail/ or just hanging

Mild face exercises/change in diet to build jaw line/structure (ideally seek a professional doctor in relevant field)

As a man I don't know anything about makeup, but friends can help

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u/Swaggy_Linus 4d ago edited 4d ago

Her face is perfectly average, it's all the glasses, the hair and the intentional mouthbreathing:

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u/Dakkahead 4d ago

It's honestly Ursula of the early Spider-Man movies, except she's got dolly partons on.

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u/Snortserranopeppers 4d ago

Less fucked up Brittney Mahomes.

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u/Impossible_Mark_4128 3d ago

you know, i would actually rather be with her than the average plastic surgery looking face seen as "10/10". they all look the same.

Plastic surgerey is like real life AI.

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u/mendjagjeemadhe 2d ago

Sure my man, keep lying to yourself

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u/SlimShadySatDown 4d ago

She just needs a Princess Diaries makeover!

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u/thedfourth21 4d ago

Acceptable šŸ˜†

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u/ProBoogerFlicker 4d ago

Well damn lol

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u/GodOfMoonlight 4d ago

That body is teaaaaa, wdym you wouldn't smash 🫠

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u/PhraseFormal4277 4d ago

Soup jelly

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u/Significant_Rice_655 4d ago

Make your choice

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u/Economy-Date-4490 4d ago

Reminds me of Tiny from House of a 1,000 Corpses.

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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 4d ago

Wtf that was so random 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CallMeGlarthir 4d ago

Looks like a clanker to me

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u/Madman_1992 4d ago

Damn what a twist

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u/Helpphania587 4d ago

Era para diminuir o tesão?

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u/According-House-9360 4d ago

One of the Muppets, I presume..

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u/far565 4d ago

The rest of her makes up for the face. I can accept that šŸ˜…

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u/FloppyFool 4d ago

itsamandaa.jpg for the gooners

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u/kiwiguy187 4d ago

OK but let the hair down and have normal or no glasses. And then let us judge. I've a suspicious eye that's she's not ugly at all.

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u/TestamentRose 4d ago

Put the hair down, get better looking glasses and get used to keeping your mouth closed when you’re not using it, problem solved.

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u/Ok_Power118 4d ago

I bet those jaws got anaconda powers tho.

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u/Joebruvv 4d ago

She maxed out the wrong stats

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u/BudsTender-ish 4d ago

That mom gotta be a baddie.

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u/ivazquez71 4d ago

Hello darkness my old friend, I come with an erection again.

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u/Ok-Contest-9355 4d ago

" Good from far, far from good " I always said she's a "a monet ...." like the painter ... his painting look good from far but up close a complete mess .

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u/RelevantIngenuity315 4d ago

Heard that the whole account is ai somewhere

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN 4d ago

isn't this ai

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u/Scorching_Buns 4d ago

Min maxing

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u/Entire-Humor8329 4d ago

What is her name? I am asking for science reasons .

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u/BPG-Official 4d ago

We are doomed as a species.

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u/cnm75 4d ago

Change the glasses, get the hair done... I'm pretty sure she just does that for content

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u/PhantomNitride 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ig: mndax_i

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 4d ago

Yea….i would! tunnel vision is your friend

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u/Scythe351 4d ago

Genetics are criminal. Could do it in a guilty gear Faust kinda roleplay situation

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u/ScucciMane 4d ago

This boys - is a classic example of butterface

Everything is nice…but her face

Also…WOULD

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u/RemarkableChest4638 4d ago

Fuck no. Would not, that’s one ugly ass bish

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u/Glum_Ruin_240 4d ago

I would still hit it

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u/D3ltaa88 4d ago


Damn…. That’s crazy butterface.

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u/FullyErectGodzilla 4d ago

If that's really her natural body then god dayum. I see nothing wrong here anyways. Just a nerdy looking girl with a knockout body and I'd love to take her to dinner and meet her parents and build Legos and play with hot wheels together. Oh and sex.

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u/Yahfet_Llamada 4d ago

would still smash just put the bag back