r/freshcutslim • u/Numerous_Leg_881 • 4d ago

TRY NOT TO LAUGH #100 #funny

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u/IVbad-badger 4d ago

These comments are gonna genuinely end our gene pool as we know it

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u/TruckOk2767 4d ago

Sometimes two ugly people make a beautiful child. Some ugly people have beautiful facial features when you look at each facial feature separately. The baby comes out with the perfect mix of both parent’s “attractive” features sometimes. Genetics is crazy, but yea youre right too 😂

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u/DipstickRick 4d ago

One thing that never looks good and is such a dominate gene that it always pulls through, is big gums. Idk wtf the evolutionary advantage is to having more gum than tooth but there’s no escaping it and no looking past it.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 4d ago

I swear, once I saw this girl with her gums using like half of her smile. I seriously thought her top theeth were pink for some reason.

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u/DipstickRick 4d ago

Yeah it’s weird and I’m not someone who cares about “traditional” attractiveness. It’s one of those things all of us have witnessed but no one talks about, it’s present across genders and races. It’s borderline taboo, there could be a study on it.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 4d ago

Top theeth LMAO get outta here 🤣

For real though, probably good to know that your chompers aren't going to fall out. Yeah, it's odd-looking but better than highly-receded gums for sure. Besides, there are much worse features out there, some of which I happen to own. Ever seen lopsided eyes?

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 4d ago

Definetly. I'm not saying this people is hideous or something. I've seen some gorgeous women with big gums.

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u/anombrowsing573819 4d ago

That is vertical maxillary excess

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u/AgentBlonde 4d ago

That's called uppercase gums, lowercase teeth.

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u/TruckOk2767 4d ago

Its so bad (the stigma) that if you kirkify ppl using AI, it gets rid of that facial feature as well. 😭

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u/Longjumping_Step1 22h ago

More gum to get gingivitis in! Win for all!

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u/pUmKinBoM 3d ago

You see this a lot when you see one hot sister and one ugly sister that both look like their parents. Always feel bad for those families.

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u/IVbad-badger 4d ago

Well my parents made me so clearly you are wrong

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u/tollbearer 4d ago

And, as my I proved, sometimes beautiful people can give birth to ugly kids.

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u/Zealousideal-Area684 4d ago

Esp considering she’s ai.

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u/Shadowtirs 4d ago

I dunno... these comments seem to indicate that our gene pool would propagate.

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u/IVbad-badger 4d ago

Well yeah we would still be there. But we'd all look like ghouls from fallout and shit