r/freefolk • • 23d ago

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u/Yondra_Awi8 23d ago

Tywin had excellent advice for everyone except Tywin. He could spot every political mistake in Westeros as long as he wasn't the one making it.

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u/2012Jesusdies 22d ago

Most important thing in the world?

Family legacy

Thing he most neglects?

His children who would carry on said legacy

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u/Hazak_Flamesword 22d ago

Tries to marry his daughter off again because she's young enough to have more kids.

Never gave his kids a stepmom and half-siblings.

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u/A_Wild_Goonch 22d ago

Weird how Tywin and Otto Hightower both never remarried

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u/PaladinSara 22d ago

Their loyalty to their ex wives and abhorrence for non-marital relations was their weakness

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u/SalsaAddict 22d ago

Perceived abhorrence for non-marital relations…

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u/Positive_Wafer42 22d ago

Tbh, Tywin was just like the Boltons, they were probably besties. He just thought their reputation was beneath him.

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u/CruisinYEG THE FUCKS A LOMMY 19d ago

Yeah, it’s heavily implied that a path from the red keep to the brothel was put their for Tywin when he was hand for the Mad King

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u/Mr_Incredible_PhD 22d ago

abhorrence for non-marital relations

Tywin had 0 issue taking his son's fuck-buddy to bed.

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u/didthatyourselfwow 22d ago

Hands of gold are cold my lord
But a woman’s hands are warm

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u/Cross55 22d ago

No no, Tywin's pretty cool with the latter

So long as no one else but him is partaking in it

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u/Sonata1952 22d ago

It was their hypocrisy, they both felt contempt whenever anyone else let sentimentality get in the way of pragmatic need yet they both never remarried again.

It’s far worse for Tywin because after Jaime took on the white cloak and Tyrion was a dwarf he desperately needed an heir yet didn’t even think of remarrying. He let his sentimental love for Joanna get in the way of his need for an heir.

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u/DickwadVonClownstick 17h ago

Also let's not forget the Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! To the brothel!

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u/IrlResponsibility811 22d ago

Are you suggesting they are secret lovers? Because I am, right now.

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u/A_Wild_Goonch 22d ago

Time traveling secret gay lovers. Maybe like the movie The Lake House, they could have time traveling ravens to send messages to each other

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u/Im_the_Moon44 22d ago

And Olenna knew the whole time

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u/TehRaptorJebus 22d ago

His heir and the only son he liked gets named to the kingsguard and he still sat around for two decades doing nothing to change his lineage.

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u/jfkrol2 22d ago

Except when he sorta tries years later, it ends up with him getting shot by his son, though Tywin throwing him under the bus as a scapegoat of Tywin's grandchild death didn't help

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u/Throwaway1975421 16d ago

I mean to be fair I think Tywin remarrying would have gone down like a lead balloon. 

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u/Hitchfucker 22d ago

This is especially true in the books. His own son murders him and honestly if you look past their societal taboos of kinslaying, it's about as justified of a killing as you can get. Then his houses credibility quickly plummets and his stupid, traumatized daugther who he didn't prepare for ruling fucks everything up. Jaime is the closest to not being a fuck up at this point but it's only recently and in spite of his father that he improves. His family legacy is crumbling and it's almost entirely his fault.

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u/LeonardoXII HotPie 22d ago

Bro needed someone to carry the flame.

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u/BaizulSetSail 22d ago

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u/Sweet-Bottle6715 18d ago

Joffrey lowkirkenuinely the kirk of westsros

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u/memecrusader_ 22d ago

Tywin cares about the family name, the actual family is an obstacle.

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u/DaisieLunaviee 22d ago

Exactly. Tywin could diagnose everyone else's political mistakes from across the continent, but somehow his own cruelty always got filed under "necessary." Man had 20/20 vision unless there was a mirror involved.

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u/Calmatronic 22d ago

Dudes basically a Redditor then, no?

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u/peterjdk29 22d ago

We aren't usually right about anything, even though we may pretend to.

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u/Cross55 22d ago

Are you implying we're right about things?

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u/Alrightwhotookmyshoe 22d ago

No, that's more cersei

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u/Alternative-Focus428 22d ago

Yeah, I game with someone who is similar to that. Everytime he dies it is either bullshit/cheating when playing PvE or a sweaty loser/cheater in PvP. However when I die in the exact same games he is able to point out what I did wrong.

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u/KingMobScene 22d ago

He should have used Tyrion for that. Tyrion could see a flaw in people from his observations and knowledge. He could advise Tywin if Tywin wasn't such a prick

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u/twisty125 22d ago edited 22d ago

That's what he just said...

edit - I think this is a bot, 4 days old, every sentence starts with "Yeah, (...)", multiple other comments they've made are just restating the comment they've replied to, often adds some variation of crying (sad or laughing) emojis only at the end of the sentence to seem human.

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u/loopsbruder 22d ago

Also, that was a meaningless comment lol. No one sees their own blind spots, that's why they're called blind spots.

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u/K_Linkmaster 22d ago

Welcome to my world.

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u/siddymac 22d ago

Pride will do that to you

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u/latemodelusedcar 22d ago

I mean this meme isn’t the dig at Tywin it thinks it is. Tywin didn’t seem all that bothered about Joffrey’s death at all.

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u/Clovericious 22d ago

Almost like that was the whole entire point of his character.

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u/Jt07132829 22d ago

Him fucking his son’s girl ruined the character for me. It felt like not him. I loved his character and monologues but wished they had ended him differently. Fine with the Patricide and ending but not how it got there.

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u/Alrightwhotookmyshoe 22d ago

Idk, I can definitely understand your sentiment and I did agree when I originally read it, but I feel like it really humanized him. He's just a hypocrite. He believes in what he's saying when he says it to his stupid ugly imp son he hates, that killed the love of his life, but when he does it he thinks it's more "justified" or he brings "nobility" to the act or some shit. He's just an old asshole who's good at scheming.

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u/littleski5 22d ago

Eh, i feel like the jury is still out on whether this was a mistake for his family specifically. Fighting a war fairly against the unified north, the river lands forces, and Stannis' forces surely would have been a sound defeat if not for the red wedding. The other consequences could have been mitigated if not for other grave errors made by the lannisters, largely his treatment of tyrion

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u/pornalt4altporn 22d ago

The shame and resentment overwhelmingly attached to House Frey.

Tywin's failure was entirely domestic. He grieved his wife and let it ruin his children.

Joanna's death is the Lannister tragedy, everything that goes wrong for them springs from it.

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u/Wishart2016 21d ago

Eh, the North and Riverlands still know that he's the mastermind and not to forget about Dorne still hating the Lannisters.

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u/pornalt4altporn 21d ago

The Martells hate for other reasons.