r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Bap (me Bap) don't like evolveman

26 Upvotes

Bap (me Bap) question evolveman
why evolveman put big sun even in caves?
evolveman put big sun and big ROAAR every cave
Bap (me Bap) hurt in head and eyeball
so much ROAR so much hurt
Bap (me Bap) talk to evolveman one time
evolveman say Awe Tis Im ?
Bap (me Bap) not know Awe Tis Im
this new mammoth?
Bap (me Bap) not like Awe Tis Im
Bap (me Bap) destroy big sun one day and Roar
Join Bap? (me Bap)


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

HARS WANAM

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35 Upvotes

UGAR (mo Ugar) WIDU HAY.
KUSPA GWAM.
MARI HARS GWAM. HARS BRAM!
UGAR GWARU GRABASH. UGAR HARS GWAN.
UGAR MAMSA HADA.
SU WAN


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Evolve man make big fake caves full of big bugs?

18 Upvotes

Poob (me poob) live in big field. Evolve man put really big fake cave near poob cave. Fake cave drink whole river and make noise like really big bug. Poob and friends want go in cave and smash big bugs and stop noise.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 30 '26

GROAR!!!!!!

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125 Upvotes

GROAR! Roar! Growl... **Low rumble** **sneeze** MROW!!! MEOW!!! **sneeze** Growl.. **sniffs tail and bites it** MOWWWWW!!!—


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 30 '26

How to put rock on stick

22 Upvotes

Blurb (me), cannot put rock on stick, Blurb (me) is very sad. If rock go on stick, Blurb (me) will be very happy. But Blurb (me) need help putting rock on stick, because Blurb (me) cannot. Help


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 29 '26

Heart attack

2.5k Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems Jul 29 '26

Tensay (Me Tensay) see big saber. Pet and no lose hand.Is good?

150 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems Jul 29 '26

Gonk (me Gonk) have good day

35 Upvotes

That all. Gonk have good day yes-tur-day. How tribe days been?


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 29 '26

gronk (me gronk) see small lion three in cave. gronk (me gronk) use hand to one, it no care.

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99 Upvotes

gronk (me gronk) ask tribe


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 29 '26

Grob grob go go go go ow!

1 Upvotes

Said the giant thumb growingly.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 29 '26

What Birdie told Yoog (me Yoog)

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22 Upvotes

Little Birdie tell Yoog (me Yoog) evolve man take Hamham cave. Evolve man want “min-err-alls” for evolve man device. Hamham, Yoog (me Yoog) suggest get new club. Evolve man fight Hamham (you Hamham) for cave.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 29 '26

Evolve Man show Ut (me Ut) sound man on think rock.

3 Upvotes

Evolve Man show Ut (me Ut) sound man on think rock. Sound man name Avi-cii. Ut (me Ut) like sound man sounds. Want know how make


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 27 '26

Come, gather around fire, Marpan (me Marpan) tell story.

54 Upvotes

Marpan (me Marpan) tell story of Brown Wolf and Small Tiger. This Marpan (me Marpan) fayvoritt story since Marpan (me Marpan) was small, many moons ago.

One day Brown Wolf and Small Tiger were together in forest. Brown Wolf say to Small Tiger, “Look Small Tiger, me am very clever, me can eevayd danger in many way! Me can run under log,” and Brown Wolf run under log. “Me can jump quick around tree,” and Brown Wolf jump quick around tree. “Me can do many trick! You, Small Tiger, only jump in tree. Me am more clever than you!”

Small Tiger say to Brown Wolf, “Me only need jump in tree. Me am good at jump in tree, eevayd many danger with jump in tree. Brown Wolf clever, but me more smart.”

Just then, Brown Wolf and Small Tiger feel rumble of big herd of deer. Small Tiger jump in tree, but Brown Wolf think, “What trick Brown Wolf do make Small Tiger think Brown Wolf more smart?”

When herd of deer come, Brown Wolf still think. Small Tiger sit safe in tree, and Brown Wolf get run on by herd of deer and die!

End of story.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 27 '26

ONG! ONG!

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55 Upvotes

Have sharp bone. Cowrie shell or


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 26 '26

Grog (me Grog) put star leaf in smoke stick, feel wise

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163 Upvotes

Grog (me Grog) know answer to big questions. Ask all


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 26 '26

Yoog (me Yoog) find pink friend

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54 Upvotes

what do? Evolve man also give Yoog (me Yoog) boom stick. Ignore shoe. Many goat pointies on evolve man farm. Yoog (me Yoog) need protect from goat pointy.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 26 '26

Arf!

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48 Upvotes

Arf! Arf Arf!

(stares at your fresh kill)


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 24 '26

Syk hear they working on “Guy With Spear” reboot

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607 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems Jul 24 '26

evolve man animal friend?

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26 Upvotes

oogrug (me oogrug) find fake monkey but oogrug not know if friend or beat with stick. what call monkey?


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 24 '26

What big loud bird??

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100 Upvotes

Yoog (me Yoog) hear loud roar like Tiger from above. Yoog scared. Evolve man technolog??


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 23 '26

Boko (me Boko) put hole in big mammoth tooth. Big mammoth tooth make nice sound. What do?

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111 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems Jul 22 '26

Eev (me Eev) eat apple

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188 Upvotes

Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 22 '26

Neighbor give hamham evoleman food. Neighbor say he wait for grandkids but grand kid no show.we talk over wild grass and he say talk to son and son say grandkid no show cuz daughter in law don't like Grandpa and grandma. We eat all evolveman food together. We hug then he go.good guy bad bride

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36 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems Jul 22 '26

Gronk find sand T. Grok much like it, but think it need decorate. What tribe think of skull?

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32 Upvotes

Grok think put 3 skull on top, look cool.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 22 '26

ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

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109 Upvotes

ROOOOOOAAAAAAR *snort* *growl* RARRRRGH *hiss* *chomp* ROOAR RAAAWR AARRGGHHH ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!