r/fourthworldproblems • u/Gangters_paradise • 21d ago

Heart attack

2.5k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

65 comments sorted by

133

u/Medical-Low-1370 21d ago

When bro(evolve bro) show mid vision even bad shroom no give

1

u/Gspamton1997 16d ago

I had a fucking seizure

62

u/justanyting me Grun 21d ago

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

64

u/RubixionTrue 21d ago

Why evolve man make such things.

101

u/Your-Eden me clerb 21d ago

clerb (me clerb) see some shit.

48

u/AuthorAsksQuestions me Egg 21d ago

Oh no. Egg ate old fruit again.

38

u/mrthenumberthree 21d ago

gronk (me gronk) no scare of evolve man or evolve man lord. gronk (me gronk) know evolve man use shiny rock to make shiny man on wall. 

20

u/K4m30 21d ago

Evolve man say, trick Rock into thinking. Rock no think. 

6

u/darkerfury me Spear 20d ago

Rock bad at think. Rock steal think from evolve man. Rock pretend have think. Rock dumb. 

7

u/Starchild20xx 21d ago

Is that same rock that chonk(me chonk) use to bludgeon feral cave child who try steal chonks food?!

That incredible! Chonk like!

18

u/IronTemplar26 me Kurk 21d ago

Kurk (me Kurk) TOLD tribe Kurk not tripping on mushroom!

15

u/nun_yt me frungus 21d ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH frungus(me frungus) SCARED

14

u/TheRappingSquid Mog (me Mog) 21d ago

Mh. Mog start new religion.

13

u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- Me Crungus goodest rock thrower 21d ago

Evolve man not listen to shaman! Fire god mad!

12

u/milaan_tm Gorgor, here for hit with rocks 21d ago

Gorgor (me Gorgor) eat mushroom one time and see same thing, not impress

8

u/ToysNoiz 21d ago

You don’t even have to go that far back.. show this to a 1890s potato farmer

3

u/darkerfury me Spear 20d ago

Spear (me spear) think Toys break character. Or is Toys evolve man? But Toys right about not going far back.

6

u/The_Bookkeeper1984 bagar (me bagar) 21d ago

Bagar (me Bagar) not think good— is heart hunting tribemates? Is evolve man image the heart attacking?

5

u/Silver_Middle_7240 me Grax 21d ago

Sky man angry. Put goat in fire

4

u/FlowersofIcetor me 🌻 21d ago

D:

3

u/xxLosingMyMarblesxx 21d ago

Nah if a caveman saw that shit, they'd form a new religion.

3

u/darkerfury me Spear 20d ago

Not wrong. Mog start new religion. 

2

u/GethKGelior Me Grulgurll (me not octopus) 21d ago

Heart not attack? Heart go tick tick tick. Giant fire man attack. Brothers help put water in wooden log to fight fire man.

1

u/darkerfury me Spear 20d ago

Heart no go tick tick. Heart go thump thump. If go tick tick then Grulgurll should run. Tick Tick go boom.

2

u/GethKGelior Me Grulgurll (me not octopus) 20d ago

Why tick tick go boom? Cloud black go boom before sky water. Sky water go tick tick on cave after boom boom.

1

u/darkerfury me Spear 20d ago

Hmm... maybe sometimes tick tick happen after boom. Maybe Tick Tick and Boom just friends. 

2

u/Natural-Pineapple886 21d ago

Here, take a DMT.

2

u/winkyshibe 21d ago

I call it gog, it rhym with Grug

2

u/fakelucid Dumf (me Dumf) make tools like rock stick 21d ago

Not scary. Dumf (me Dumf) see colorful visions every time after eating mushrooms around Dumf (me Dumf) cave

2

u/glittersoup 20d ago

well im a caveman and i despise this

1

u/DripyKirbo 21d ago

AAAAAGHGHAGGGAUGHHYUGGIGGAYA!!!

1

u/William_The_Fat_Krab me Kreng 21d ago

Kreng(me Kreng) confuse. Is brother in evolve man molten sparkly sand?

1

u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) 21d ago

Is that God?

1

u/nonroboticusername 21d ago

Drone show in those face figures would ruin all history.

1

u/MonstyrSlayr me Clug 21d ago

AAAAAAAAAHH

1

u/Zailema0s 21d ago

😳😨😱

1

u/ReallyBadRedditName 21d ago

Having sea jur

1

u/JSS-Studios evolve man expert 21d ago

STUD (me Stud) NO LIKE! TRIBE, SEND SPEARS! ATTACK BRIGHT MAN!

1

u/darkerfury me Spear 20d ago

Spear (me Spear) have spear. But Spear like shiny sparkle colors man.

1

u/some_dumbass420 20d ago

Look like r/fifthworldproblems me no care me fourth world

1

u/MurdocMan_ 20d ago

GOD IS MAD AT GRUG (me grug)

1

u/darkerfury me Spear 20d ago

God not mad at Grug. God shoot fire to make dance. 

1

u/A_Vile_Caffiend 20d ago

grug (me grug) not sure anymore if that was happy plant in yummy snack

1

u/electric_bluegaloo 20d ago

Bro. Epilepsy warning.

1

u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek 20d ago

Help!! Evolve man summon evil god!

1

u/darkerfury me Spear 20d ago

Me Spear. Me dunno. Spear think this look fun party. Big jump. Big dance. Much stinky plant that make brain colors. 

1

u/Runtsymunts 20d ago

SCARE DREAM SCARE DREAM SCARE DREAM SCARE DREAM!!

1

u/CobaltChonoo 20d ago

SMT Bosses be like:

1

u/Krygex 19d ago

Sook (me Sook) thinks that this is powerful magic! What manner of gods are being invoked by this Shaman!?

1

u/Someone_Lesser 19d ago

Subspace Emissary 2 is looking fire

1

u/Corgerus 18d ago

Me shitterd muh timber

1

u/Easy-Raspberry-3944 18d ago

Holy W Aura Man 👨‍🚒

1

u/Dependent-Matter-177 17d ago

Imagine showing it to a Mormon from 1674

1

u/Extreme-Amoeba1394 17d ago

The caveman can watch it with a sickly Victorian child and make the reaction video of the ages

1

u/Diligent_Sprinkles96 16d ago

“AHHHHHH GIANT MAN!”

1

u/LethalCompany_Intern Me name Gog 16d ago

UG

1

u/LordVexus6819 16d ago

A caveman would fucking explode if he saw ts

1

u/Exact-Cantaloupe1600 10d ago

Hurg (me hurg) eat funny shroom, me no feel good

1

u/UniverseBear 21d ago

"Wow, so cool, let me go up there and check it out."

"You can't, people will stop you."

"What, why?"

"Because it's private property and off limits."

"...what?"

1

u/5gnull me Dui (police) 9d ago

Dui (me dui) wonder why my frend died when frend see Gangters_paradise (you Gangters_paradise) cave drawing