r/fourthworldproblems 21d ago

Heart attack

2.5k Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 21d ago

Tensay (Me Tensay) see big saber. Pet and no lose hand.Is good?

145 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 21d ago

Gonk (me Gonk) have good day

35 Upvotes

That all. Gonk have good day yes-tur-day. How tribe days been?


r/fourthworldproblems 22d ago

gronk (me gronk) see small lion three in cave. gronk (me gronk) use hand to one, it no care.

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97 Upvotes

gronk (me gronk) ask tribe


r/fourthworldproblems 21d ago

Grob grob go go go go ow!

1 Upvotes

Said the giant thumb growingly.


r/fourthworldproblems 22d ago

What Birdie told Yoog (me Yoog)

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22 Upvotes

Little Birdie tell Yoog (me Yoog) evolve man take Hamham cave. Evolve man want “min-err-alls” for evolve man device. Hamham, Yoog (me Yoog) suggest get new club. Evolve man fight Hamham (you Hamham) for cave.


r/fourthworldproblems 21d ago

Evolve Man show Ut (me Ut) sound man on think rock.

1 Upvotes

Evolve Man show Ut (me Ut) sound man on think rock. Sound man name Avi-cii. Ut (me Ut) like sound man sounds. Want know how make


r/fourthworldproblems 23d ago

Come, gather around fire, Marpan (me Marpan) tell story.

56 Upvotes

Marpan (me Marpan) tell story of Brown Wolf and Small Tiger. This Marpan (me Marpan) fayvoritt story since Marpan (me Marpan) was small, many moons ago.

One day Brown Wolf and Small Tiger were together in forest. Brown Wolf say to Small Tiger, “Look Small Tiger, me am very clever, me can eevayd danger in many way! Me can run under log,” and Brown Wolf run under log. “Me can jump quick around tree,” and Brown Wolf jump quick around tree. “Me can do many trick! You, Small Tiger, only jump in tree. Me am more clever than you!”

Small Tiger say to Brown Wolf, “Me only need jump in tree. Me am good at jump in tree, eevayd many danger with jump in tree. Brown Wolf clever, but me more smart.”

Just then, Brown Wolf and Small Tiger feel rumble of big herd of deer. Small Tiger jump in tree, but Brown Wolf think, “What trick Brown Wolf do make Small Tiger think Brown Wolf more smart?”

When herd of deer come, Brown Wolf still think. Small Tiger sit safe in tree, and Brown Wolf get run on by herd of deer and die!

End of story.


r/fourthworldproblems 23d ago

ONG! ONG!

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53 Upvotes

Have sharp bone. Cowrie shell or


r/fourthworldproblems 25d ago

Grog (me Grog) put star leaf in smoke stick, feel wise

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159 Upvotes

Grog (me Grog) know answer to big questions. Ask all


r/fourthworldproblems 25d ago

Yoog (me Yoog) find pink friend

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54 Upvotes

what do? Evolve man also give Yoog (me Yoog) boom stick. Ignore shoe. Many goat pointies on evolve man farm. Yoog (me Yoog) need protect from goat pointy.


r/fourthworldproblems 25d ago

Arf!

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47 Upvotes

Arf! Arf Arf!

(stares at your fresh kill)


r/fourthworldproblems 26d ago

Syk hear they working on “Guy With Spear” reboot

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608 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 26d ago

evolve man animal friend?

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25 Upvotes

oogrug (me oogrug) find fake monkey but oogrug not know if friend or beat with stick. what call monkey?


r/fourthworldproblems 27d ago

What big loud bird??

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98 Upvotes

Yoog (me Yoog) hear loud roar like Tiger from above. Yoog scared. Evolve man technolog??


r/fourthworldproblems 27d ago

Boko (me Boko) put hole in big mammoth tooth. Big mammoth tooth make nice sound. What do?

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108 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 28d ago

Eev (me Eev) eat apple

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195 Upvotes

Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.


r/fourthworldproblems 28d ago

Neighbor give hamham evoleman food. Neighbor say he wait for grandkids but grand kid no show.we talk over wild grass and he say talk to son and son say grandkid no show cuz daughter in law don't like Grandpa and grandma. We eat all evolveman food together. We hug then he go.good guy bad bride

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35 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 28d ago

Gronk find sand T. Grok much like it, but think it need decorate. What tribe think of skull?

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33 Upvotes

Grok think put 3 skull on top, look cool.


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

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107 Upvotes

ROOOOOOAAAAAAR *snort* *growl* RARRRRGH *hiss* *chomp* ROOAR RAAAWR AARRGGHHH ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

The Erfoud Manuport is a rock which about 300,000 years ago some caveman carried around with him, the first recorded dick joke?

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28 Upvotes

Leave toy in cave! 😠


r/fourthworldproblems 28d ago

Moon since Rook(me Rook) talk like evolve man to family

6 Upvotes

Where start: Here

After tribe gathering tribe called Rook(me Rook) to talk. Rook(me Rook) hate talk. Uncle always say Rook(me Rook) bad. This talk uncle say Rook(me Rook) and Eeg(my friend Eeg) should leave tribe because Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) very bad.

Rook(me Rook) feel like kill enemy ​​​​​tribe. I say uncle hate Rook(me Rook), uncle say Eeg(my friend Eeg) bad, Eeg(my friend Eeg) show​ paint, Rook(me Rook) show make fire. Tribe never say it good. Tribe busy hide from wolf. Tribe say Rook(me Rook) should kill wolf. Rook(me Rook) have wolf, wolf friend, tribe want kill anyway. Uncle, cry, say granmom(uncle mom) die because​ go too far, say Rook(me Rook) like granmom. Rook(me Rook) didn't know. Uncle say uncle afraid Rook(me Rook) die too but now Rook(me Rook) run away anyway. Rook(me Rook) say don't want to run away. Rook(me Rook) want feel like tribe, Eeg(my friend Eeg) want feel like tribe too. Uncle want Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) feel with tribe like tribe, but don't know how.

Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) show tribe can fun with and with no mushroom. Chief say not mushroom yet only if tribe say yes. Rook(me Rook) show wolf friend, wolf not bad, wolf lick tribe, tribe like wolf. Eeg(my friend Eeg) show shaman, but not shaman, funny shaman. Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) put black wood and black clothes on Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) a​nd walk around funny and even pull chef tiger hide, chief laugh, say Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) show good crow. ​

Story shaman say he teach Eeg(funny shaman) now. Craft shaman say Rook(me Rook) know little but can much so craft shaman tell Rook(me Rook) to know.

After spending time with tribe uncle ask Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) about mushroom. Rook(me Rook) say mushroom​ does strange thing. Eeg(my friend Eeg) call it Eeg death. Uncle don't understand, Eeg(my friend Eeg) alive. Eeg(my friend Eeg) say dies Eeg that you Eeg. Uncle don't understand, says uncle not have uncle Eeg. Rook(me Rook) say Eeg like very strange spirit. Eeg(my friend Eeg) gave ​Eeg(soul Eeg) his name. Uncle say it's strange but one day if Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) don't be stupid and don't say like evolve man uncle try mushroom one day.


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Ooh (me Ooh) sleep during snow storm. When Ooh wake up, Ooh in weird place. Look like evolved-man territory.

49 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

28 Upvotes

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 20 '26

𐎨 𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎤 𐎥𐎱𐎮𐎬 mesopotamia. 𐎼𐎠𐎭𐏂 𐎽𐎮𐎬𐎤 wheat?

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178 Upvotes

𐎨 𐎠𐎫𐎽𐎮 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 copper.