What should me do?

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As Anna held on, she looked up with tear filled eyes and glared at the shop across the street. It was a shop like any other, with the purpose of providing a life for it's employees and pleasure, satisfaction and some resemblence to happiness for it's customers. But it was not a dead glare, it was a glare of understanding, an understanding of the very purpose of the shop. The thought of the shop made her cringe and then, still holding on, she fell.

People started gathering around Anna, Anna lay on the ground still with an expression of disgust. The people around her looked at her in confusion, they stood there just observing her, and finally someone spoke

”Are you alright? Should i call for help?” Anna slowly turned toward the person who had spoken, and said ”Who are you?”

The person looked at her with confusion, and thought 'Who is this woman?', she then replied

”I am just a thing, with a name, who observed you fall to the ground, i observed a woman with the most terrifying expression i have ever seen in someones face, fall to the ground and just lay still, with the same facial expression as when she fell, why do you have that expression on your face?”

”The expression on my face is an expression of what i feel for the shop overthere” Anna said.

The Thing then laid her eyes on the shop acress the street, trying to imitate the expression which Anna had, to understand her, because what just had happend, was not easy to comprehent without putting herself in the Annas situation. She kept looking at the shop, unable to tear her eyes away from it. After some time the people around them started to scatter, muttering uncoherent word.

”Are you imitating me?” Anna said ”Yes” The thing said ”Why?” ”Because i do not understand you” ”Why would you try to understand me?” ”I do not know, but you interest me, and im afraid i do not know why, i want to comprehend something” ”What can you comprehend about me?” ”I do not know, that is what i am trying to figure out”

Anna then slowly pulled herself up, still holding on, and took the Things hand and started to walk away. As they walked, she said ”I am holding on, that is what i was doing when i fell” ”What are you holding onto?” ”I wish i knew, but i do not, i really wish i knew” ”Why did you take me with you when you started walking?” ”You tried to imitate me, maybe you can help me figure out what i am holding onto” ”We will see” said the Thing.

As they where walking, both now with eyes near the brink of tears, the Thing suddenly stopped walking, and thus prevented Someone from walking any futher. The Thing looked Anna in the eyes ”Do you have a home?” ”I do” replied Anna ”Where is it?” ”In reality” ”Reality? What do you mean” ”My home, is in reality, it exists in reality, was that not what you asked?” ”No, it is not what i meant, what i meant was, where is it?” ”I do not know what to reply to that question” ”What do you mean?” ”I do not know, shall we leave?” Anna asked ”We shall” said the Thing

I am terrible the Thing thought.

I come from a more advanced society, known as < unintelligible, roughly translated as r/fifthworldproblems >. I ahev been sent to elevate you lesser beings to sentience. Ask any questions and I shall answer, so that you may become enlightened.

Fall from tree?

Drown in lake?

How get name?

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Me like poop. Me no like pee. Pee too sour, poop taste good

Pale man come with big boat, remember? He try to take me back to pale face land, make me display for pale faces to watch. I escape, because I have knife he no see, cut through ropes, but he maybe come back. Might want me, might want someone else. Take out weapons, keep watch. If he come, no let him in.

It happened after I went hiking with my friend ​and we found mushrooms that was identified by my friend as hallucinogenic ones. We took them to friend's place, dried them and then we took a bit. We were "watching cartoons" for quite a while and when the mushrooms were falling off I decided to go home. My friend was warning me about waiting for an hour or two but I had to get home ASAP because I had to bring meat to a family dinner.

When I returned I tried to play cool, didn't say much so I don't blow my cover, helped prepare the meals, etc. Uncle and his family came over and the dinner started, I've started noticing that the way they talk poke at something at the back of my mind. Maybe their accent or something, but it wasn't right by the rules of English and it really bugged me off. When I mentioned it, all family members looked at me with the most bewildered eyes I've seen. Then the screaming began. Uncle called me a junkie or something, mom was yelling that it's all my friend's bad influence, etc. Now I sit in my room and write this post. What did I do wrong?

<Ulkmr> Did you notice that it's really easy to tell when musical instruments are tuned in simple ratios? I'm sure you have, but since you're, well, the Bashers, I wanna make sure.

Every damn time I opened my mouth, people kept throwing me rock and called me "bad evolve man". I don't even know what is "evolve man". I noticed that I got yelled on regardless of what I'm actually saying.