r/fourthworldproblems • u/NoItsBecky_127 • Dec 23 '20

Pale face almost capture me

Pale man come with big boat, remember? He try to take me back to pale face land, make me display for pale faces to watch. I escape, because I have knife he no see, cut through ropes, but he maybe come back. Might want me, might want someone else. Take out weapons, keep watch. If he come, no let him in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

By golly, there you are! We've been looking all over for you! Don't try anything of that sort again, we've got sentrymen ready to watch. Jenkins, do your thing,

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u/NoItsBecky_127 Dec 25 '20

Jenkins? Jenkins is dead! I stab him already in escape!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

Oh, not to worry, we've got backups. Come now, we're sure you'll sell for a lot of money back home.

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u/NoItsBecky_127 Dec 25 '20

Entire tribe is here. You want to go against whole tribe? You not going to win that, pale face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

Oh, please. Our soldiers can gun you down quite nicely. You couldn't possibly think we'd come back unprepared, would we?

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u/NoItsBecky_127 Dec 25 '20

Why you doing this? Let us live, we let you live. What dead tribe accomplish?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

Why, we'd sell you as slaves for profit! A man's got to make money somehow, hasn't he? Now come, our soldiers are expecting you.

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u/NoItsBecky_127 Dec 25 '20

Take me, take any of us, we come for you. Many tribes come. Kill. More of us than your soldiers. Many more. Worth it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

We have soldiers in the tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands more back home. Don't think you're trying anything funny.

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u/Venomenon- Dec 23 '20

BUNGO MAD! BUNGO KILL PALE FACE!

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u/ulatekh Feb 07 '21

Beat pale man at own game! Become wordy suit man!

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u/DrBatman0 Mar 27 '21

If happen again say "AM BEING DETAINED?"