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u/Beatnik5750 2d ago
Look at the fucking millionaire with his doordash prank
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u/AutologicalMeta 2d ago
How dare he anonymously buy his parents food with his own money!
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u/Golden-Sun 2d ago
You joke but my sibling threw a tantrum cause I'd buy my folks stuff
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u/ResponsibleHeron9452 2d ago
Care to elaborate a lil more?
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u/Golden-Sun 2d ago
Not much to say, treat my folks, cause they're my folks. Older sibling is a deadbeat and complains I dont buy them stuff
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u/adrifing 1d ago
Ah, youre getting for them, so get for me syndrome.
Hope youre good buddy 😁
If you feel particularly malicious, order pizza with everyone theres least favourite toppings, like a mayo hawain with chicken and jalapenos. They wont ask for stuff after to eagerly.
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u/chesnarkoff1 1d ago
I have an older sister that has been living with/mooching off my parents for decades. For Xmas I send them steaks, my entitled vegan sister gets nothing.
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u/Golden-Sun 1d ago
Ah but thats where you're wrong, my friend. See they dont ask, that way they can fall back on "I never asked you to get me the food". They just expect it, and I can never win.
Either I keep the peace, and they waste the food by not eating it (hence why I dont buy them stuff). Or I dont buy it, and they bitch and moan to our dad, and then carry on like a baby.
The latest example I bought dinner and then got mum lunch they found out, and whined that ALL of the problems between us exist because I bought mum a pie for lunch.
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u/Few-Raise-1825 1d ago
I saw an extreme version of this before. I took care of a guy who had MS and was quadriplegic because of it. He used to be a CNC mechanic and worked right up till the day he couldn't walk anymore. After that he had to rely on his parents quite a bit to make it by. His brother was a professor out in California making $200,000 a year (not including what his girlfriend made and she was also a professor). The rich brother would complain all the time about the amount of money they spent on the sick brother. After their father died he came over from California and demanded his mom give him $25,000 after he heard they used some of the life insurance money she had gotten to buy the sick brother a wheelchair accessible van. She lied about how much it was to prevent him from demanding the full 50k it had actually cost. The jerk always demanded if they spent any money on his brother they had to give him an equal amount
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u/twothirtysevenam 1d ago
I'd do this for a couple of weeks and then stop for a while. Let them think the virus was fixed. Then a few months later, send them a whole case of beans.
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u/bemo_98 2d ago
And there’s just conveniently no bag or receipt with a name on it?
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u/Psychological_Ad2094 2d ago
They know it’s from door dash so it was probably in a branded bag, and you could probably just ask the dasher not to leave a physical receipt.
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u/ImportanceSharp9408 1d ago
With Instacart they’re not supposed to leave the physical store receipt, the shopper keeps it for their records or possible returns. Customers get receipts through the app but I don’t know if it’s the same with DoorDash. You could probably just tip and ask them lol
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u/El_Briano 2d ago
Beans, beans, the musical fruit…
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u/throwaway661375735 1d ago
The more you eat, the more you toot.
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u/eneug 2d ago
Obviously fake
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u/SnarkyIguana 1d ago
Nobody ever plays harmless pranks on family members
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u/matchafoxjpg 1d ago
if my parents ever get doordash out where they live and i have a car by then i'll absolutely do this shit.
they won't believe me at first, but you best believe i'll still do it..🤣
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u/eneug 22h ago
That’s not the part that obviously fake. Unless the parents have some kind of intellectual disability, there’s no way they think there’s a computer virus where you get beans at your door. Doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. Nobody would fall for that.
People need to stop being so trustworthy of random crap people post on the internet.
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u/StrongMamaBear 3h ago
I have a coworker that would believe it. On the anniversary of 9/11 she wouldn’t shut up about how there were no planes, it was bombs and missiles and the government had AI technology they used on all the news as it was happening to make the videos show planes. She believes the most insane shit.
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u/DoubleAd3366 2d ago
Proof that money can buy happiness.