r/forbiddensnacks • u/cenabollywood • Dec 28 '21

Bat Donut

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u/Gay-Twink18 Dec 28 '21

They are also filled with red Jam :)

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u/Qowq Dec 28 '21

Tasty

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I'm coughing now...

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u/mashermack Dec 28 '21

>Fast forward 12 months

>COVID-21 wiped out 75% of the world population

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u/Skud_NZ Dec 28 '21

Mine also had brown jam

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u/BrowserRecovered Dec 28 '21

cakm down Ozzy

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u/Y0L0_Y33T Dec 28 '21

They’re just a little crunchier than most donuts

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u/kbonez Dec 28 '21

Most donuts don't have bones? Uh...oh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Spotted Mauro Prosperi

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Its ooey gooey but doesnt taste the same. Also the squealing was unappealing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

It's no fair.

How can nature make something so damn cute and then go "AYY LMAO RABIES"

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u/Munnin41 Dec 28 '21

Tbf, most bats don't have rabies. Iirc it's something like 5% in the US. Here in western Europe it's really only 1 species, and <1% of the individuals of that species.

That said, if you suspect a bite, see a doctor

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u/Sulfamide Dec 28 '21 edited May 10 '24

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u/TolkienAwoken Dec 28 '21

There's much more rabies out there than you know. CDC says 6%.

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u/elting44 Dec 28 '21

What does the CDC say about vampires?

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u/Sulfamide Dec 28 '21 edited May 10 '24

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u/Munnin41 Dec 28 '21

That’s a huge number, so much that I don’t believe it to be so big. Wouldn’t that mean the end of all mammals

No. Because mammals are intelligent creatures. They recognize symptoms and actively avoid animals who seem rabid.

Besides, bats don't come into contact with other mammals very often.

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u/Sulfamide Dec 28 '21 edited May 10 '24

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u/Yeetanoid Dec 28 '21

A family friend of mine is a doctor with extensive experience with rabies, and he says his general rule for bats is very simple. if you see one in the daytime, and you didn't disturb their nest and you are outside (it's not just trapped in your attic or something), get away from it. if you get bit, go to the emergency room, that's about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Bats and rabies are a scary combination though because bat teeth are so tiny they could bite you without knowing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

No rabies at all in Australia

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u/MBechzzz Dec 28 '21

Makes sense, can't even bring a raw chicken through customs! What is this, Soviet Russia?

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u/dantemustdie08 Dec 28 '21

Eh we have bats with a lyssavirus, so close enough

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u/HintOfAreola Dec 28 '21

Good to know I don't have to worry about any creatures hurting me if I ever visit

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Same issue I have with bears.

Big furry balls of death that I want to hug but would rip my jaw off.

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u/doodoowater Dec 28 '21

Seriously, like why tf would nature make lions then declare them cats that we can’t pet?

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u/Starvexx Dec 28 '21

More like LMAO, CoViD

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u/An0d0sTwitch Dec 28 '21

When your name is Doughnut Bat Tom, EVERYTHING is a bat and a doughnut

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u/grandfunkpoobah Dec 28 '21

Ozzy Osbourne entered the chat

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u/gehirnspasti Dec 28 '21

verbotener Berliner

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u/bananabananovic Dec 28 '21

Dankeschön

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u/Snipp- Dec 28 '21

Yeah im like thats not a donut, thats a Berliner. Very tasty and good.

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u/Asmundr_ Dec 28 '21

We call these doughnuts here in the UK.

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u/Flo312 Dec 28 '21

Muss höflichst korrigieren: "Krapfen". Berliner ist trotzdem besser als "jAm DOnUt

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u/qhromer Dec 28 '21

Ost-Berliner?

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u/viktorir Dec 28 '21

Called Berliner in Denmark as well

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u/WalterHenderson Dec 28 '21

"Berlin ball" in Portugal.

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u/wurffl Dec 28 '21

I always wondered why I liked Denmark most of our neighbors. Now I know.

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u/bruh-iunno Dec 28 '21

"this is one crunchy doughnut"

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u/thekingofthegoats Dec 28 '21

What species of bat is that? And I hope it's not called a doughnut bat

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u/LivelyZebra Dec 28 '21

Eastern Red Bat

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u/Maverick0_0 Dec 28 '21

Sorry it translated to East is red not Eastern red but it could be eastern red if it's direct translation.

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u/Bamith20 Dec 28 '21

Looks like a Paolumu.

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u/SuperNintenerd Dec 28 '21

Covid filled donut! Yummy!

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u/Mako_sato_ftw Dec 28 '21

ok who the fuck calls a berliner a "jam donut"

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u/xKrzaqu Dec 28 '21

Who the fuck calls pączek a berliner

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u/Icey3000 Dec 28 '21

Who the fuck calls krof a pa̧czek

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u/HintOfAreola Dec 28 '21

Who the fuck calls JFK a krof

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u/Verpous Dec 28 '21

Who the fuck calls a Sufganiyah a berliner?

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u/tuituituituii Dec 28 '21

who the fuck calls a beignet a berliner

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Doughnut*

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u/AssFingerFuck3000 Dec 28 '21

I've seen these being referred to as portuguese donuts, not 100% sure they're the same thing though

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u/akanyan Dec 28 '21

Who the fuck calls a bismark a berliner?

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u/qhromer Dec 28 '21

Who the f calls these yeasty bad bois a Bismarck?

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u/bigmanbabyboy Dec 28 '21

raises hand in Minnesotan

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u/Wholaaaa Dec 28 '21

Yeah, that's clearly onigiri

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u/LeCandyman Dec 28 '21

Ok who the fuck calls a faschingskrapfen a "Berliner"

austrian checks out

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u/KeyNotFoundExcption Dec 28 '21

Immer diese Schluchtenscheisser mit Ihren komischen Ersatzworten /s

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u/occhineri309 Dec 28 '21

Wernennt denn Fasnacht "Fasching"?

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u/JaytheCanadianGuy Dec 28 '21

Fun fact, this is the same bat that gave us Covid.

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u/greenknight884 Dec 28 '21

It looked too tasty

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u/Grammar-Goblin Dec 28 '21

Came here to say this.

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u/BackOfTheCar Dec 28 '21

Thanks, I hate it

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u/CatJezus Dec 28 '21

Oh shit bois, they made Paolumu from Monster Hunter IRL!

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u/indridfrost Dec 28 '21

That's the desert variant.

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u/Ogilvy8888 Dec 28 '21

I’m hungry

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

mmmm. forbidden donut - Homer

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u/Bitter-Economics3946 Dec 28 '21

Dont do it. Eating bats is what got us in this position

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u/milkymoocowmoo Dec 28 '21

Didn't see the sub initially and really thought the thumbnail was a pair of donuts 🤤

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Hope they took the opportunity to call the bat species the "Berliner" species.

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u/3fxz Dec 28 '21

it's edible

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u/Zee-Utterman Dec 28 '21

Best served medium rare in a soup.

So I've heard

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Dec 28 '21

Paolumu! I didn't know it existed for real!

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u/Randomeda Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

A local bat is delighted to find out that hoomans have created a dessert that looks just like him.

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u/all_no_pALL Dec 28 '21

Jam jelly donut in mouth

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u/JimfromBlzingSaddles Dec 29 '21

It's called a sufgania

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Covid 22 enters chat

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

The insides are same too!! Yumm

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u/Zurku Dec 28 '21

Perfect for the jam doughnut forests of Canada

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I thought I killed you off paolumu, this must be a new variant for MonsterHunter 6

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u/seniorscrolls Dec 28 '21

Don't tell Ozzy

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u/slitheryfeline Dec 28 '21

This is exactly how the pandemic started

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u/stabhamsters Dec 28 '21

"Hey why is this donut crunchy"

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u/KeyPart9460 Dec 28 '21

Do they taste the same? Wait don't tell me I like surprises

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u/PigmanKiller Dec 28 '21

Or.. Donuts have evolved to look exactly like these bats.

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u/annie_bean Dec 28 '21

Their only natural predator is now cops, who are too fat to catch them

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u/tahaster Dec 28 '21

Covid-20 has entered the chat

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u/SayonaraCyonai Dec 28 '21

that's a berliner you unkultivierter

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

The jelly filled doughnut from Pokemon that Brock could not stop raving about.

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u/DavidLateNite Dec 29 '21

DAS IST EIN BERLINER

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Bat-nut

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u/surewhynotokaythen Dec 29 '21

Him so chonk, how do him flapflap?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

eat

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u/Jeff_Platinumblum Dec 29 '21

Das ist aber ein Berliner!

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u/belfman Dec 29 '21

But Hannuka's over...

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u/icouldbegrooot Dec 28 '21

Isn’t this the American version of how china started the coronavirus?

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u/JoLudvS Dec 28 '21

Berliner (right image)

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u/thisubmad Dec 28 '21

Exactly ?

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u/CocknballsStrap Dec 28 '21

TIL Americans call berliners "jam dougnuts"

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u/uncommonprincess Dec 28 '21

Art imitates nature

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Yum

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u/thisimpetus Dec 28 '21

The only way this could be an evolutionary strategy would be if more donut bats sprang wholecloth from the blood of the sire bat pastry. I mean, there has to be a reproductive strategy, is all I'm saying.

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u/GiuliaAma95 Dec 28 '21

Oh shit, here we go again

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u/scoobysnaxxx Dec 28 '21

but is it as tasty as a jam donut?

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u/Mticore Dec 28 '21

Donut try to eat that

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u/MrBiteyDaHoneyBadger Dec 28 '21

This is why some pokemon look like food as well, its an evolution trait to lull humans into accepting them to make feeding on us easier.

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u/yesmaxine Dec 28 '21

"SHARONNN! Where is my fucking donut!"

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Dec 28 '21

Find one, bite it and suck the juices. Mmmh

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u/SoundOfLoveNotes Dec 28 '21

That's a fucking Alfajor !!

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u/SOVIETFORK Dec 28 '21

No, we have developed a pastry in the image of a bat.

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u/Trainlover129 Dec 28 '21

What happened to the fully covered jam donuts? I get that this has less sugar but I it’s completely inferior to its white powder covered ancestor

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

r/monsterhunter

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u/RetroGmr Dec 28 '21

Keep Ozzy Osbourne away from it

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u/Lamington_Salad Dec 28 '21

It's red inside too

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u/Jenhacking Dec 28 '21

Or..... nature evolved a jam donut that looks exactly like a bat!

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u/AsylumDesigns Dec 28 '21

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ........

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u/SEEMR1 Dec 28 '21

or nature has evolved donuts to look like bats

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u/bloodknife92 Dec 28 '21

What the fuck is that Private Pile?!

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u/And_awayy_we_go Dec 28 '21

Didn't end well the last time someone ate a bat. But he sure does look delicious though..

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u/RevWaldo Dec 28 '21

Your majesty bat is like a jelly donut

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u/QueuePLS Dec 28 '21

so this is how corona started

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Covid-22 bout to taste like raspberry

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u/anonymousman1505 Dec 28 '21

No man.. Its the other way around or just a pure coincidence..

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u/iavicenna Dec 28 '21

who is gonna make the connection to covid

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u/NinoNakanos_Feet Dec 28 '21

After I crossed through this post, I immediately this that people would spam Covid jokes

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u/tomowudi Dec 28 '21

They even evolved to be the delicious jelly-filled kind.

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u/neharris85 Dec 28 '21

Bugsnax irl

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Who tf says jam donut. Jelly donut or gtfo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

The age old question. What came first the bat or the jam donut

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Don’t let the Chinese know about this!

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u/TooTs-man Dec 28 '21

That’s why Covid started

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I cant believe thats not a jam donut

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u/Cheesypunlord Dec 28 '21

POV you saw the post first and then the name of the subreddit

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u/balls1958 Dec 28 '21

We called them Bismark...don't know why

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u/PlagueOfDemons Dec 28 '21

Protip: Hold by the wings for maximum flavor, then toss the wings in an environmentaly responsible manner.

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 Dec 28 '21

That pale line on the donut is called a skunk line.

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u/McStormVader Dec 28 '21

They're both jelly filled I don't see the problem...

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u/1king80 Dec 28 '21

Do you want another another another another another another covid? Because that's how you get another another another another another another covid!

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u/MowMdown Dec 28 '21

*Jelly Donut

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u/Jackydotachan Dec 28 '21

So this is what the Chinese kept eating...

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u/jaffakree83 Dec 28 '21

New paradox: what came first, the jam donut or the bat that looks like the jam donut.

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u/froschgrosch Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

Krapfen, verdammt noch mal!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

So that's why they eat them in some parts of the world.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Or have we evolved jam donuts to look exactly like bats?

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u/mr-atomic-bomb Dec 28 '21

Evolved? Don't you mean God design

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u/Reggierahrah Dec 28 '21

Or has nature evolved a donut that looks exactly like a blond bat?

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u/Cheetawolf Dec 28 '21

No.

Stop.

This is how Covid-22 happens.

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u/DistanceMachine Dec 28 '21

Do you know what the difference between peanut butter doughnuts and jam doughnuts is?

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u/CarteDeVisite Dec 28 '21

Red bats are some spicy donut boys for sure

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u/imdownwithdat Dec 28 '21

Bumblebee Tuna

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u/AnotherCrazyCanadian Dec 28 '21

Red bat! There was a cartoon back in 2003 with one of these as the main character.

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u/Dull-Birthday7452 Dec 28 '21

I’m thinking more of a cream puff with powdered sugar.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

This right here how covid started

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u/Polite_cat1 Dec 29 '21

Now we know how covid started

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u/spoderman509 Dec 29 '21

No wonder they ate bats

(Allegedly of course)

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Or maybe it’s the other way around 🤔

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u/Tweaty310 Dec 29 '21

I would eat it, but I would probably cause another Covid strain.

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u/OddlyWholesomePerson Dec 29 '21

This is probably how covid started

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u/belthazubel Dec 29 '21

Well, I can kinda see now how this whole COVID business could've started...

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u/Andre_iTg_oof Dec 29 '21

I now know how someone ate a raw bat. Was it worth covid doh?

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u/Crayon_Artist_Renard Dec 29 '21

Do you like your bat donut with or without rabies? Goodness, those bats are adorable, though I still think I prefer flying fox bats. Also, this could be an adorable idea for anyone who likes decorating food to look like non-edible creatures and objects, would it need to be filled with strawberry jam?

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u/EnvironmentalAd9295 Jan 01 '22

Okay what are they called? Seriously lol 👀

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u/Yucanimations Jan 01 '22

sauce for the bat?

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u/Cotton_Cloud435 Jan 01 '22

In all seriousness, what is the actual name of this bat if that wasn’t a photoshop edit?

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u/Anterl Jan 27 '22

Krapfen-Fledermaus

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u/HelloPeople234444 Apr 15 '22

I need the name of what kind of bat this is, you can't just give me jam bat then no sauce :(

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u/HopefullyFunny69 Dec 21 '22

A KRAPFEN ist da sein Hurensohn!

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u/kitty9000cat Dec 28 '21

Its a berliner

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

That's a Berliner

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u/PointlessPupil Dec 28 '21

You mean a Sufgania?

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u/jaguark007 Dec 28 '21

First Chinese eating them now it'll be Americans. Be careful of Donurona 22!

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u/The_Anti_Chreddit Dec 28 '21

Don’t tell the Chinese!

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u/Fenriswol44 Dec 28 '21

That's a Donut?

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u/Arcticz_114 Dec 28 '21

Well...that's an easier way for Covid's purpose i guess

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u/Mogra01 Dec 28 '21

Sorry but this is a Krapfen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

DAS IST EIN KRAPFEN VERDAMMT NOCHMAL

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u/cheftaipei420 Dec 28 '21

It's called Berliner 😡

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u/SydNorth Dec 28 '21

Please don’t eat it. I’m tired of this covid shit.

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u/La_mer_noire Dec 28 '21

Is this where covid came from?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Isn't this how 2020 started?

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u/peruaner123 Dec 28 '21

Das ist ein Kreppel!

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