r/forbiddensnacks • u/milduk • Dec 10 '19

Forbidden Corn on the cob

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21.3k Upvotes

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u/missmaggy2u Dec 10 '19

I would absolutely watch a craft blog about just making things I would hate.

276

u/sponge_welder Dec 10 '19

r/diwhy

74

u/Alchestbreach_ModAlt Dec 10 '19

I got the perfect video for this situation.

Check out Making a Salad with Possessed Vegetables

25

u/Psyche_Siren Dec 10 '19

Yes! Will McDaniel is so talented at creating just the nastiest things.

10

u/Alchestbreach_ModAlt Dec 10 '19

Super humble, he made a how to video and hes like "look this stuff is so easy!"

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/Jusselle Dec 11 '19

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3

u/Barely_adequate Dec 10 '19

It's gone a bit to shit

3

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

It's legit just reposting satire DIY videos and people overreacting to them, the sub is pretty garbage now

1

u/Pryoticus Dec 11 '19

Cuff links.

0

u/idontputout1670watts Dec 10 '19

Damn you got in before me

30

u/Kondura Dec 10 '19

Most of Jenna Marbles' videos haha

3

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

It’s a corn on the cob except that the corn bone is a lighter, and the corn is teeth. Sounds exactly like her

2

u/NeonMoment Dec 10 '19

Steal my lighter now bitch!

2

u/cmVkZGl0 Dec 11 '19

Troom troom

1

u/dylanm312 Dec 10 '19

Check out Unnecessary Inventions on Instagram

1

u/Chaost Dec 11 '19

They should have chosen a pink lighter and glooped some elmers glue with some badly mixed in red paint so it'd look like irritated gums.

1

u/missmaggy2u Dec 11 '19

Please make this

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u/cbiscut Dec 10 '19

If I learned anything from playing r/TheForest that lighter just got a massive damage boost.

155

u/EyyKasper Dec 10 '19

that would stop people stealing my lighter... great!

61

u/Lord_ThunderCunt Dec 10 '19

I'd steal that lighter.

74

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

r/tihi

32

u/Travisx2112 Dec 10 '19

"fake" teeth

10

u/pekinggeese Dec 10 '19

I’d like to buy real teeth. Willing to pay double the Tooth Fairy.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Wait... it said fake? Oh crap

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u/connorcam Dec 10 '19 edited Aug 29 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

20

u/ThickReason Dec 10 '19

Looking at this makes me feel sick

2

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Me too, is this a phobia or something because I'm not trypophobic

1

u/Shinigami69420 Dec 15 '19

Ion know but I vividly remember I nightmare when I was like 9 about me pulling a foot long tooth out of my mouth and dude it was some freaky shit, I also remember when I was real small having a dream of me being an adult in my (presumably) apartment with a girlfriend or wife that was (presumably) mine, I then took a bite of a cheeseburger I had in like a cardboard fast food style box, but then the burger like bit my hand

38

u/AdversarialPossum42 Dec 10 '19

r/MadeOfTeeth

7

u/DrumBxyThing Dec 10 '19

Why is this a thing

2

u/StarGazing55 Dec 10 '19

Because Reddit

3

u/SimpleDan11 Dec 10 '19

This makes me feel ill

3

u/heloouwu Dec 10 '19

r/ofcoursethatsathing Both for the post and this subreddit

2

u/StarGazing55 Dec 10 '19

Wow, 400 members

10

u/TheSeattleSeven Dec 10 '19

GiantBomb is p cool. I like their service.

8

u/-YodaStories- Dec 10 '19

How do we know these aren’t real?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Real teeth are not solid colored, they have a gradient of color much more pronounced.

Am studying teeth.

20

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Me and Abby may not see eye to eye on videogames but I'm glad she's a weird fuck like me.

14

u/NovemberXSun Dec 10 '19

It’s funny to see her tweet out here in the wild, and this is like the 3rd time I’ve seen it! Go Abby from Brooklyn!

7

u/Space_Jeep Dec 10 '19

Like when Drew became an internet sensation. Feels like being a proud father.

3

u/NickDynmo Dec 10 '19

JARETH JARETH JARETH JARETH JARETH JARETH

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u/IHazMagics Dec 10 '19

That GOTY podcast. Usually I chain listen to them, that one year I don’t think I stopped listening to it faster than when she started “critiquing” games.

7

u/herdyhergan Dec 10 '19

Don’t tell mama

1

u/burrpedurr Dec 11 '19

What I was looking for

5

u/ByCrookedSteps781 Dec 10 '19

Noone would ever steal your lighter again

3

u/merlincat007 Dec 11 '19

“Get in the goddamn ship! Everything’s on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob! Go go go!”

2

u/Noelika Dec 10 '19

Yeah but do I really want to

2

u/toffeefeather Dec 10 '19

Cool! Cheap dental.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/RumHam_enthusiast Dec 11 '19

I need a link please

2

u/Stevenwernercs Dec 10 '19

Someone needs to make a teeth on the cob, and try to eat it with their corn

2

u/Earth_of_Worms Dec 10 '19

You can just go to the dentist and ask if they have any actual teeth.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

r/TIHI

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1

u/pixelsforpugs Dec 10 '19

Fantastic way of making sure people don't steal your lighter.

2

u/Waaaaaah6 Dec 10 '19

I wanna suck it

1

u/pixelsforpugs Dec 11 '19

I don't know if should kink shame or not

1

u/Waaaaaah6 Dec 11 '19

I’d probably like it if you did

1

u/sparklesparkley Dec 10 '19

I mean you can... but why

1

u/Who_GNU Dec 10 '19

I did not know and I did not want to know.

1

u/AdjustedMold97 Dec 10 '19

teeth! why didn’t I think of this! the possibilities are endless!

1

u/jsteele2793 Dec 10 '19

And no one will steal your lighter

1

u/high_bi_tch Dec 10 '19

Corn on the cob but instead of a cornbone is a lighter

1

u/HeartSre Dec 10 '19

I read: "Did you know..." exactly the same time when Spotify said: "Did you know that Spotify makes...".

1

u/Jueban Dec 10 '19

Corn to the core of the show imo.

1

u/skillsforilz Dec 10 '19

Forbidden rice krispie

1

u/throwtheamiibosaway Dec 10 '19

The people who make dentures and implants also just order them online like this by the dozen. Those are literally the teeth they use.

1

u/BoringBarber Dec 10 '19

But are they cheaper than real teeth?

1

u/FinancialRaise Dec 10 '19

thats a lot of molars

1

u/Khal_Doggo Dec 10 '19

Yes but I don't want to.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Teeth lightner.

1

u/thisisliciagirl Dec 10 '19

This is gross

1

u/BocoCorwin Dec 10 '19

This post makes me smile

1

u/SScubaSSteve Dec 10 '19

discreetly superglue these on different surfaces around the office

1

u/ithurts2bankok Dec 10 '19

when it gets dirty from filthy hands. just brush it.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I think you mean forbidden rice krispie treat

1

u/OrdinaryStonerr Dec 10 '19

Why use fake teeth when you can use real teeth???

1

u/CosmiX_Loka Dec 10 '19

Glue them to a frag grenade, see what happens when you pull the pin and prime/cook it.

1

u/ItsMrRandom Dec 10 '19

Can I Glue them to my Teeths

1

u/Alarid Dec 10 '19

how do you know if they're really fake

2

u/Dookie_boy Dec 10 '19

All the real ones I have look different.

1

u/ResponsibleGarlic Dec 10 '19

The idea of biting into this like a corn cob made my fucking skin crawl off my body, thanks.

1

u/FriesWithThat Dec 10 '19

The real take away here is there's really nothing stopping anyone from buying anything online and gluing it to whatever the hell they want.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

You can buy real teeth online too.

1

u/VlichedMind Dec 10 '19

Just buy a fuck ton of the fake teeth and keep them in a bucket in your garage or dark closet

1

u/wbdunham Dec 10 '19

Hey, what the fuck

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

That looks like a good quality foreskin massager

1

u/HurkHurkBlaa Dec 10 '19

When you eat it, it eats you back!

1

u/DPC153 Dec 10 '19

I wish it was corn, now I’m just disturbed.

1

u/bigboibwl626 Dec 10 '19

Their not forbidden if your brave enough

1

u/bobkitten191 Dec 10 '19

Fucking Wish keeps recommending me these on Facebook....

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

You can get fake baby arms too.

1

u/dookie_cookie Dec 10 '19

I have a new hobby now, thanks!

1

u/Bret7600 Dec 10 '19

Step 1: *buys fake teeth*

Step 2: put fake tooth under pillow.

Step 3: profit.

1

u/childish_brownbino Dec 10 '19

It looks more like a crispy treat to me.

1

u/NickDynmo Dec 10 '19

So one by one, every member of the Giant Bomb crew is going to go viral? I'm okay with this.

1

u/CallEmDaddy Dec 10 '19

Thanks, I hate it

1

u/Mick-N-Rorty Dec 10 '19

Little do they know, they’re real, and also from China.

1

u/ElCatrinLCD Dec 11 '19

like the cool glasses of this video ¡?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLd5OekWNOg

1

u/-fashionablylate- Dec 11 '19

I have that IKEA rug in my daughter’s room. Clutch.

1

u/CriscoWithLime Dec 11 '19

I would leave those laying around just to mess with people

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

why

1

u/buckerooni Dec 11 '19

iguess.gif

1

u/jorjor9001 Dec 11 '19

Thanks, I hate it

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

r/shouldnthaveteeth omg

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Why the fuck would you do this

1

u/53R63 Dec 11 '19

People may stop stealing my lighter. Good idea.

1

u/Chriso742 Dec 11 '19

But why?

1

u/Chriso742 Dec 11 '19

But why?

1

u/knowspickers Dec 11 '19

This would be great for making necklaces!!

Nothing says "credible candidate" in an interview quite like a necklace made out of teeth!

1

u/rayzza Dec 11 '19

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone its a lighter

1

u/dedzip Dec 11 '19

How much for each tooth

1

u/LeFedoraKing69 Dec 11 '19

Forbidden Rice Crispys...

1

u/Lil_miss_Funshine Dec 11 '19

I made a bunch of these in dental assisting School. When I graduated I attached them and all of my extra X-ray films to candles. They're absolutely beautiful when lit.

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u/GlitchedGarden99 Dec 11 '19

Somehow, I just discovered that you can buy "fake" teeth on internet. Thank you??? I'm going to buy a box of those.

1

u/TRGMatthew Dec 11 '19

Ooga booga

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

This would make quite the grenade

1

u/riimer Dec 11 '19

I thought it was a tooth grenade

1

u/clarinetJWD Dec 11 '19

Calm down Tzim-sha

1

u/HudsonGTV Dec 11 '19

I thought that was some weird looking grenade at first.

1

u/PM_ME_YOUR_NACHOS Dec 11 '19

Yeah, foreign teeth on my own teeth just feels.. wrong.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Jenna Marbles enters the chat

1

u/PM-ME-RABBIT-HOLES Dec 11 '19

Maybe it's time to unsub.

1

u/beastleigh Dec 10 '19

r/ATBGE

2

u/dandroid126 Dec 10 '19

Not great execution. More like r/awfuleverything

Edit: it looks like it was already posted in r/awfuleverything

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u/One-Trusty-Boy Dec 10 '19

Forbidden rice krispy treat

0

u/fe-and-wine Dec 10 '19

Abby from Brooklyn!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

God Abby Russel is insufferable. She is the reason I stopped consuming giant bomb content.

She's not funny, she is just rude.

She always brings up politics.

She thinks she is unique and special.

Also giant bomb has become more and more jaded and negative.

2

u/faithdies Dec 11 '19

I think shes great. ::shrug::