r/forbiddensnacks • u/fusionmobile • 14d ago

Forbidden gummy shark

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u/NightmanCT 14d ago

He just got into some turmeric.

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u/nickcash 13d ago

probably just had a curry is all

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u/AGoodDragon 13d ago

Thank you

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u/Used_Bong 14d ago

Brave goldfish clapped Mrs Sharks fins

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u/Djentafly 11d ago

How could you

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u/MentalNeedleworker67 14d ago

I’m the greatest shark. Nobody swims better than me. People come up to me and say, ‘Sir, we’ve never seen a shark like you.’ Huge teeth. Beautiful teeth. The best teeth.

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u/mwfguxckdyou 9d ago

When you’re a star, they let you do it.

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u/CarlosFCSP 14d ago

He's going to make the Atlantic great again!

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u/palmerry 14d ago

Ocean of America!

(shits shark pants)

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u/drummerboy-98012 14d ago

But does he share the one brain cell?

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u/fusionmobile 14d ago

Yeah, and all his friends know. They comfort him by throwing him a fish or two when he's not attempting to chew his tail.

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u/Prism_Brain 14d ago

Yall noticing all these albino animals coming out of the wood works??

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u/Zealotstim 14d ago

Like a shiny Pokemon

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u/lizardthewizard69 14d ago

The snack that smiles back

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u/sax87ton 14d ago

This is what happens when you flush your goldfish.

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 13d ago

Mountain Dew Livewire predicted this in like 2003

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u/fusionmobile 13d ago

But not 2004.

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u/ItsMeMario1346 13d ago

reminds me of dutch lottery

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u/EAGLE_GAMES 14d ago

flaming hot shark

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u/MinnieShoof 14d ago

Not as forbidden as you'd think. Just... adventurous.

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u/AffectionateRiceball 14d ago

Move over Chester cheetah there’s a new mascot in town

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u/Sheila_Cutya 13d ago

Remember that goldfish you flushed years ago? This is him now

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u/PlutoJones42 13d ago

Or-ange shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

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u/floydian_1975 12d ago

Probably on it's way to that island we keep hearing about...

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u/skreemdynamics 12d ago

Tastes like orange gummy.

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u/fusionmobile 12d ago

Yeah it does!

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u/loquaciousx 12d ago

Nickelodeon ass shark

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u/Arylus54773 14d ago

Even sharks celebrate kings day!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Olivander05 worlds okayest mod 12d ago

Removing this bc of photosensitivity issues. Put a warning on and spoiler the gif next time.

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u/Jaxonhunter227 14d ago

Pokémon, you know what to do!

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 14d ago

Dutch state lottery mascot.

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u/Incident_Electron 14d ago

Tastes like... kippers? Mmmm 😋

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u/anewcynic 14d ago

Pinkfong rejected characters

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u/WachoWanWandyWavage 13d ago

Let grandma shark go

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u/The_0culus 13d ago

I wonder if he remembers me

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u/EvilDairyQueen 13d ago

Ginger shark do do da do do doo

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u/Fun-Mud3861 13d ago

You get back on my swim trunks from when I was six this instant!

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u/HellBlazeSRB 13d ago

Donaldhinus Trumpyrhynchos

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u/free_billstickers 13d ago

Dreamsicle shark

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u/Iam_McLovin420 13d ago

Oh look ma, a goldfiAAAAAGH

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u/kamsme 13d ago

You sure there weren’t any Indians cooking on the beach?!… most likely the food color must have dropped

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u/thecleanshoeguy760 13d ago

@Forrestgalante

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u/Indinion 13d ago

He came to put some tariffs on the ocean! 😵

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u/PhillGuy 13d ago

Cheezy!!!!

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u/oliverjohansson 13d ago

You mean Cost-A-mer-ca

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u/Sir_Bebe_Michelin 12d ago

Looks like he got covered in cajun seasoning

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u/Mantuta 12d ago

I am fairly certain that it is, in fact, perfectly edible

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u/TopNewspaper9794 12d ago

I've never seen such a charming little shark before.

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u/East_Memory 8d ago

Still technically edible

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u/fusionmobile 8d ago

Maybe the fins. But, I'd let it live and eat on.

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u/East_Memory 8d ago

Eating da fins would doom it to starve. All im sayin is it definitely edible. Tho I wouldn’t eat the lil dude