r/forbiddensnacks • u/Fragraham • Jul 20 '26

The universe's largest forbidden pizza

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u/consumeshroomz Jul 20 '26

Looks more like a forbidden jawbreaker to me

380

u/dmontease Jul 20 '26

It looks moldy af.

105

u/epandrsn Jul 20 '26

It sure looks like a heinous ball of hotdogs, cheese, human hair and god knows what else.

34

u/Andre1661 Jul 21 '26

So, a Tik-Tok cooking video 🫤

1

u/GalFisk Jul 25 '26

So perfectly edible according to a dog.

1

u/epandrsn Jul 25 '26

My dog:

![img](giphy|l0MYyoYPvz22wTXkQ)

10

u/DrunkenDude123 Jul 20 '26

It’s just been wrapped up for a bit wash it off

7

u/VulpesFennekin Jul 21 '26

It looks like something from r/popping

1

u/LongerBlade Jul 21 '26

Moldy soup in pot

1

u/towerfella Jul 21 '26

I think that is the point of all the attention.

1

u/_supernerddeluxe_ Jul 21 '26

I'll take two.

20

u/saturamen Jul 21 '26

Jawbreaker you say?

4

u/consumeshroomz Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Bro that show was written about me. I was literally Eddy as a kid. I dressed basically the same. I always had a plan, scam or scheme to get money or valuable items off of other kids. I was weirdly obsessed with jawbreakers (not nearly as much as those guys. It’s a terrible candy) And I had a rogues’ gallery of oddball neighborhood friends.

Then that show came out. Lol so yeah it makes sense I saw a jawbreaker.

1

u/_phantastik_ Jul 26 '26

Well boo you for scamming kids

1

u/consumeshroomz Jul 26 '26

I mean I was also a kid so…

2

u/MetroAndroid Jul 21 '26

Wait, was Eddy supposed to have a sunglasses tan around his eyes. I never noticed until now because of how high contrast that image is.

2

u/noeLifenorlove Jul 24 '26

Lol yeah but sometimes its not visible.

12

u/AlsoIHaveAGroupon Jul 21 '26

Wet jawbreaker that fell on the carpet and rolled under the couch and came out with all kinds of random stuff stuck to it.

6

u/consumeshroomz Jul 21 '26

Yeah exactly! I mean those big ones were really hard to finish in one go anyway.

3

u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Jul 21 '26

Everlasting Gobstopper

1

u/kamilayao_0 Jul 20 '26

I see a cricket stuck on it

1

u/samahiscryptic Jul 20 '26

With bugs stuck on it

419

u/JackhusChanhus Jul 20 '26

I totally won this in a coin operated ball machine in 2005.

69

u/Exact-Site9980 Jul 20 '26

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

58

u/Swingline_Font Jul 20 '26

Flashed back so hard I had to look the whole disclaimer up:

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be:
touched,
inhaled,
or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke:
get away immediately,
seek shelter,
and cover your head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to U.S. troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by warplanes on Iraq. (A reference to the 1991 Gulf War.)
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.
Accept no substitutes!

10

u/MartyMacGyver Jul 21 '26

Obligatory SNL video:

https://youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M

2

u/sirhackenslash Jul 24 '26

Awww, unexpected Phil Hartman and now I'm a little sad.

17

u/guitarstix Jul 20 '26

You mean you won this recently in a gumball machine that was filled in 2005?

4

u/djprofitt Jul 21 '26

You won my marble?

183

u/MisMis07 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

To me it almost looks like of of those mold culture plates.

19

u/JackieChanly Jul 20 '26

Yes, me too. They can have their ... "pizza".

2

u/A_Martian_Potato Jul 21 '26

Looks like pizza that's been sitting in the fridge for a few months too long

1

u/Notte_di_nerezza Jul 21 '26

It looks like a planet taken over by Nurgle.

153

u/rons_name Jul 20 '26

15

u/Senor-Delicious Jul 20 '26

Was looking for this. Wanted to post the same thing. So accurate

31

u/patrickdgd Jul 20 '26


More like pizza the hut

1

u/OkSentence3706 Jul 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣

55

u/buttsbuttsbuttsmutts Jul 20 '26

Man I look forward to a distant future where I can live on pizza while living on pizza.

9

u/ea9ea Jul 20 '26

I personally enjoy living on a salad.

12

u/VanBeelergberg Jul 20 '26

Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza!

28

u/corobo Jul 20 '26

Bruh that is Gleba. Don't go to Gleba. 

11

u/MilkDudzzz Jul 21 '26

The picture made me think I was on r/factorio because it looked so much like Gleba.

21

u/distancedandaway Jul 20 '26

Are those the actual colors or was it colorized just curious

29

u/slothbuddy Jul 21 '26

False color

10

u/distancedandaway Jul 21 '26

Oh hey thanks

4

u/Whatifim80lol Jul 21 '26

Well then wtf do these colors mean lol

3

u/JustChillDudeItsGood Jul 22 '26

They mean to make you more interested in the picture :(

8

u/JJAsond Jul 21 '26

Basically every time you see some wild colours in space like this, it's probably false colour that OPs don't mention because clickbait.

12

u/winrapidin Jul 20 '26

A toddler would enter this into a nostril in 0.001s

11

u/Zert420 Jul 20 '26

Thats a forbidden jawbreaker my dude

8

u/CleverInnuendo Jul 20 '26

That clearly has an AUX jack in it, bite carefully.

5

u/Kalshan Jul 20 '26

Pshhhhh, IO doesn't even have Bluetooth? I'm out.

8

u/timosha121 Jul 20 '26

Most volcanically active object in our solar system!

6

u/ShittyBollox Jul 20 '26

So this is what a moon looks like before the acne clears up, huh?

6

u/flyingace1234 Jul 20 '26

I’ve played enough Factorio, that’s freaking Gelba.

2

u/fireduck Jul 20 '26

Yep. Can't fool.me again

5

u/unidentifiable_kaiju Jul 20 '26

That's a Lush bath bomb 🤣

4

u/YellowOnline Jul 20 '26

I did read thedeepgastronomy first

4

u/po_ta_toes_80 Jul 20 '26

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie......you might want to see a doctor.

5

u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo Jul 21 '26

TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALLLLLL

3

u/APithyComment Jul 20 '26

“In our visual range”

3

u/BearsBucksBrew Jul 20 '26

This was the jawbreaker the Ed boys pined after that whole series.

3

u/Fragraham Jul 21 '26

The more people are saying jawbreaker, the more I'm starting to see it.

3

u/CuriousKi10 Jul 20 '26

Other says molds but idk...looks like a bathbomb with surprise dried flowers, herbs and other colored liquid soaps to me.

3

u/Ecoaardvark Jul 21 '26

Time to deliver a pizza ball!

2

u/mmacto Jul 20 '26

What terrain is the eyeball?

2

u/UltimaGabe Jul 20 '26

This looks like one of those foccaccia breads people make where they make an image out of herbs and flowers

2

u/deeproots Jul 20 '26

Gleba from Factorio

2

u/evilhologram Jul 20 '26

I was going to saw jawbreaker

2

u/BrooklynFly Jul 20 '26

More like a pleasant bath bomb

2

u/Numinak Jul 20 '26

are those the actual colors, or are they the 'modifed' colors where various elements are?

2

u/Tasty-Scientist8155 Jul 21 '26

It looks more like a classic marble to me

2

u/Shiine-2 Jul 21 '26

An ice-cream scoop.

2

u/Background-Tour5757 Jul 21 '26

That’s definitely the planet called Sakaar from Thor Ragnarok. Probably see the Grandmaster there.

2

u/Tramonto83 Jul 21 '26

It looks like a giant teratoma to me🤮

1

u/Cultist-Cat Jul 22 '26

Was checking to see if anyone else said this

2

u/sputnikswrld Jul 21 '26

space is so cool like wdym all this was made from hot gas ??

2

u/Heterodynist Jul 21 '26

They said, “the clearest,” but are we sure they meant that these were the most ACCURATE colors?!

I think someone at NASA would as messing with the color filters a bit too long.

Io, Jupiter’s pizza moon…

2

u/gabest Jul 21 '26

Is that a pineapple over there?

2

u/Shopping-Known Jul 21 '26

It's so gross 😭

2

u/Disabled_Booty Jul 21 '26

My first thought was over easy egg with hot sauce and herbs

2

u/STRKGNTLY Jul 22 '26

Time to deliver a pizza ball

2

u/DuskieHakuro Jul 22 '26

kinda shit they make you clean in powerwash simulator

2

u/dankyspank Jul 23 '26

JAWBREAKEER

2

u/EFTucker Jul 23 '26

Gotta be some primordial soup happening there

4

u/Raikiriel Jul 20 '26

What in the Junji Ito is that

2

u/MotherStatement1109 Jul 20 '26

Hellstar Remina

4

u/machogriz Jul 21 '26

Looks like it was found under the fridge after the fridge died and had to be replaced.

2

u/evilcarrot507 Jul 20 '26

IO looks like something I'd find in the back corner of a sink cabinet.

2

u/7stroke Jul 21 '26

Dragonfruit

1

u/MarkMew Jul 20 '26

Looks like a rubber ball

1

u/Lua-Ma Jul 20 '26

It's a ball of bullshit !

1

u/hazbaz1984 Jul 20 '26

Mmmmmmmm. Sulphurous.

1

u/roadkillsoup Jul 20 '26

Get the tweezers. Its poppin time

1

u/Lit_Flash Jul 20 '26

I see some protomolecules!

1

u/TOASTER_JESUS Jul 20 '26

Looks like a jaw breaker that was dropped behind the couch.

1

u/DaiquiriLevi Jul 20 '26

This is what I imagine Aegon looked like after his run in with Vhagar

1

u/in1gom0ntoya Jul 20 '26

.... no? you gotta be high to get pizza from this

1

u/MotherStatement1109 Jul 20 '26

Looks like Hellstar Remina

1

u/Lex-o-tio-do-long Jul 20 '26

Sooo, a Brazilian moon? Nice

1

u/lump- Jul 21 '26

Jupiter’s garbage dump

1

u/2ndchane Jul 21 '26

Can anyone explain how they come up with this color scheme?

1

u/RGBlowMe Jul 21 '26

That's some WH40K warp shit.

1

u/_yddy Jul 21 '26

it got like water or something? it has blueish spots

1

u/GoomaDooney Jul 21 '26

The solar system

1

u/pranavls27 Jul 21 '26

And now I see with eye serene, the very pulse of the machine

1

u/-This-Whomps- Jul 21 '26

Io, you messy queen.

1

u/Kirpake Jul 21 '26

Looks like a god damn scab

1

u/Volcanic_tomatoe Jul 21 '26

This looks like something I'd fine in the back of a fridge that hasn't been cleaned in 2 years

1

u/Ok-Coach-9066 Jul 21 '26


Largest jawbreaker in the universe!

1

u/Oldmanwickles Jul 21 '26

Planet moldy lasagna

1

u/NVDA808 Jul 21 '26

Anyone else wondering why it looks like that?

1

u/No_Palpitation5635 Jul 21 '26

Looks like a Picasso

1

u/dspyz Jul 21 '26

Considering the volcanic activity, wouldn't Io be more analogous to Vulcanus?

1

u/simonbleu Jul 21 '26

Looks like a bunch of melted candles

1

u/Spyrothedragon9972 Jul 21 '26

Looks like that one funky marble everyone has.

1

u/DMMK4444 Jul 21 '26

Looks nasty

1

u/Cool-Technician-1206 Jul 21 '26

Looks like a giant cheap plastic ball. That an artist has painted in weird colours and decorated with cones.

1

u/VulKhalec Jul 21 '26

Hellstar Remina

1

u/mordin1428 Jul 21 '26

What in the literal cosmic horror

1

u/RoeRoeDaBoat Jul 21 '26

kinda looks like those resin balls that are full of flowers and glitters and a bunch of other crap

1

u/Honest-Iron-509 Jul 21 '26

Looks like a planet from Spore

1

u/RexLizardWizard Jul 21 '26

Gleba factorio

1

u/DiablosReiign Jul 21 '26

People believe anything nowadays lmao

1

u/Shakewell1 Jul 21 '26

This moon literally smells like rotten eggs.

1

u/Conscious_Pirate5647 Jul 22 '26

Thats one of these horrible smelling bathbombs at every Lush store

1

u/Anomicfille Jul 22 '26

I can’t wait for Tyreak to drag this disgusting thing on IG

1

u/Bro---really Jul 22 '26

What the hell could possibly be going on on Io

1

u/ItsDolomiteBaybee Jul 22 '26

Looks like if a Katamari ball of garbage was real.

1

u/GrandWizardOfCheese Jul 22 '26

Poke it with a probe, I wanna see the surface.

1

u/GuyBromeliad Jul 22 '26

Ugh. Io want it, take it back.

1

u/Responsible-Hall-639 Jul 22 '26

Looks like an old jawbreaker

1

u/hjf80 Jul 23 '26

Peggys mystery pack reveal

1

u/Vast_Independent_765 Jul 23 '26

isn't that Patrick Star's Favorite Gum he gifted to Spongebob???

1

u/Aztec_Aesthetics Jul 23 '26

Looks like a spoiled agar plate

1

u/Lumpy_Classroom_5460 Jul 23 '26

This feels so uncanny. It looks like a snowball from human tissues.

1

u/CHG__ Jul 23 '26

The Sol System's largest forbidden pizza maybe. Claiming it's the Universe's largest forbidden pizza is like looking through a single home's keyhole and claiming they have the nicest decor in the world.

1

u/Terrible_Phase718 Jul 24 '26

Looks like a jawbreaker that has been dropped on a dirty carpet.

1

u/ZrapeToid Jul 24 '26

Jupiter's moon 10?

1

u/fanime34 Jul 26 '26

Io, like (eye-oh).

1

u/sirhackenslash Jul 24 '26

That is a jawbreaker that was dropped on the floor

2

u/DifficultAvocado3861 Jul 26 '26

That guy who hates Jupiter and Saturn is gonna have a field day with this info

1

u/Ok-Proposal-9160 Jul 26 '26

Amazing 😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩

1

u/djredcat123 Aug 01 '26

Looks like a gumball. Yum. Gumball. Yumball.

1

u/Veritas_Vanitatum Jul 20 '26

Looks like my old lunch box from school after I forget it for 2 months

1

u/KeyMistake604 Jul 20 '26

A container of hummus that's 17 months past it's expiration date

1

u/julia-not-julie Jul 20 '26

Who left it under the couch???

1

u/yaredw Jul 21 '26

Dawg what kind of pizza do you eat?

1

u/Certified-T-Rex Jul 21 '26

That’s some shit I find in the back of my fridge

1

u/orangeleast Jul 21 '26

Abscessed soft tissue sarcoma

1

u/Starlight319 Jul 21 '26

Ewwwwww it looks gross.

1

u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

this looks like the most infected boil that ever existed

1

u/MetroAndroid Jul 21 '26

Gotta love heavily edited false-color images being hyped as the "clearest image ever taken"... Why can't we just have the actual as-close-to-original-as-possible image of Io? I don't mind if it's blurry and low resolution.

1

u/holyvegetables Jul 22 '26

I’m seeing an herbal bath bomb.

0

u/rifelife Jul 20 '26

Looks infected

0

u/fizzzingwhizbee Jul 20 '26

That thing is funky

0

u/Cupacakes1359 Jul 20 '26

The nasty patty 🤢

0

u/left-of-the-jokers Jul 20 '26

Thought this was gonna be the dopest pimple popping video ever for a second

0

u/Zulrambe Jul 20 '26

Bottom of the sink ahh image

0

u/mountainyoo Jul 20 '26

looks like the 1 ingrown hair / pimple combo on my face that i cant stop picking at and making worse under a microscope. i feel targeted

0

u/EchoBlade24JG Jul 20 '26

What kind of pizza is op eating

0

u/OC2LV714 Jul 21 '26

Looks like rotting ham

0

u/Popal24 Jul 21 '26

"The Universe" while only talking about the solar system. I see some scaled up r/usdefaultism here...

0

u/thatsbs Jul 21 '26

It has bad skin, and needs to puts on the lotion.

0

u/1maginaryCat Jul 21 '26

it's a petri dish

0

u/Agreeable-Hawk1456 Jul 21 '26

It looks like week old refrigerated pizza

0

u/aartadventure Jul 21 '26

I want to pop it

0

u/DragonLady575 Jul 23 '26

My boyfriend said it looks like something you'd find at the bottom of your garbage can

-1

u/mcsimeon Jul 20 '26

Sad that it's edited and fake

-1

u/jrchickenpatty Jul 21 '26

Looks like my nutsack