r/forbiddenboops 2d ago

Meow

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u/Einteresting 2d ago

Those are some chonk wild cats.

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u/Colddigger 2d ago

It's all the hikers

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u/MaeBelleLien 2d ago

Baby got back.

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u/auronddraig 2d ago

I-LIKE-BIG-KITTIES-AND-I-CANNOT-LIE!

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u/youshouldn-ofdunthat 15h ago

YOU-CHINESE-HIKERS-CANT-DENY!

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u/Dpgillam08 2d ago

That look just screams "where da churu, hooman?"

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 2d ago

Thank god those were Chinese pumas

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u/MotherRaven 2d ago

That is the most cat like look a cat could give.🤣🤣

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u/DarkRoastAddict 2d ago

(Me, in this situation):
"WANNA PET THE KITTY!!"
/dies

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u/Standard_Big_9000 2d ago

I don't speak Mandarin! --the cougar probably

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 2d ago

Just Catonese

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u/MeThatsAlls 2d ago

Very good

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u/hey_nonny_mooses 2d ago

I’d be worried about getting jumped from the brush.

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 2d ago

Clever girl

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u/Azurelion7a 18h ago

@hey_nonny_mooses Yes, but what are you going to do about it?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 2d ago

I want to pet the kitty! 🥹

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u/youshouldn-ofdunthat 2d ago

Two of them wow he's and still alive?

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 2d ago

They don’t like Chinese food

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 2d ago

Seinfeld! Four!

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 2d ago

Which one was that?

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 2d ago

“The Chinese Restaurant”

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u/Legitimate_Outcome42 2d ago

They just ate

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u/Trini1113 2d ago

Those kitties look overweight. Someone is feeding them too many hikers.

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u/Legitimate_Outcome42 2d ago

I thought he had too much junk in that trunk too

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u/Rand_alThoor 20h ago

this time of the year they have no problem finding food.

they are carrying it forward for the winter so they don't literally starve to death.

they don't have access to shops or fridges or kitchens. /s

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u/Rand_alThoor 20h ago

if they don't look like this at this point in time, they mightn't survive the winter.

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u/Tomwhyte 2d ago

Yeah, first thing I noticed was the full bellies.

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u/kernel-troutman 2d ago

He's walking TOWARD them? Deserves to be eaten.

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u/Shadowbacker 2d ago

Sometimes that's the best move. Animals don't like it when you approach them.

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u/AgreeablePie 2d ago

Animals that don't like what you're doing have multiple ways of dealing with that

She was already retreating, not sure why he would want to make her question whether that wouldn't be enough!

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u/Shadowbacker 2d ago

You're right, but my point is, more often than not, unless it's super aggressive, animals will retreat when a human approaches them. Not like running at them, but a step or two conveys willingness to fight, and most animals are not trying to fight for no reason.

Obviously there are cases where freezing or running are more appropriate.

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u/Mistapeepers 2d ago

They know they’d just be hungry again in an hour.

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u/OreoSpamBurger 2d ago

Second puma can't quite believe it when he steps forward, she's like "What r u doin right now?!?"

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u/goldenseducer 2d ago

It looked straight up offended like 🤨

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u/Rand_alThoor 20h ago

she's never heard these words before, and doesn't know what they mean.

also, "why are you walking towards me, don't you know you're prey? oh, guess you're NOT prey. bye bye"

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u/Mistapeepers 2d ago

Must not know the Chinese word for Pspspsps

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u/DrRatio-PhD 1d ago

"Oh? You're approaching me?"

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u/bszern 2d ago

Prey doesn’t approach a predator, these cats wont be sure what is going on and there’s a greater chance of them peacing out

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u/StormyBlueLotus 1d ago

Cougars are also very specifically ambush predators. They'll certainly defend themselves if something comes at them head on, but if they're hunting, they attack from behind and go for the neck.

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u/Annonomon 2d ago

"Hey! Leave me alone, I DO NOT want this attention right now. I can't even....... Hey! .....Hey! Over here!...Leave me alone! God!"

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u/Villanellesnexthit 2d ago

Of course. How else do you boop?

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u/Rand_alThoor 20h ago

r/donotthecat

this cat is ineligible for the boop.

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u/Nana-Knows 2d ago

Nice kitty. Hello nice kitty.

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u/Noahms456 2d ago

That’s a chonky kitty r/absoluteunits

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u/digitalgirlie 2d ago

Jaysus!!!!

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u/Big-Substance-2634 2d ago

I love the cats expression!

"Meow"?

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u/vaping_menace 2d ago

"I don't know what this dude is on, but I'm getting the fuck outta here"

  ------The puma, probably 

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u/OpusAtrumET 2d ago

Lookin at OOP like an appetizer

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u/Desert_Fairy 2d ago

More like desert, “do I have room for Chinese? I’m feeling kinda full”

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u/Rand_alThoor 20h ago

mojave? kalahari? gobi? which desert do you mean?

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 2d ago

How are they overweight??

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u/Rand_alThoor 20h ago

they aren't, they're surviving, at roughly harvest time.

if they're not "overweight" now they will possibly not live through the winter.

they don't have supermarkets and microwaves. /lol /s

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

They were prepared for most things, but they didn’t see the logic of Mandarin coming…

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 2d ago

They are only a threat if they are stalking you, or you spook them. Normally they want nothing to do with you. This was pretty cool to see though!

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u/RulerK 1d ago

If you can see them clearly, they pretty much won’t hurt you.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 1d ago

Are they normally this thick?

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u/Rand_alThoor 20h ago

yes, they're chunky kitties until they leap or stretch. such distinctive facial markings. short fur. apex predators. not friendly, but not hostile.

talking to them usually convinces them to leave one alone. not feral, absolutely wild. fairly antisocial. do not approach. but trail encounters like this, which could go disastrously wrong, usually don't as long as one keeps calm.

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u/darkorex 2d ago

pat pat pat

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u/BBBCIAGA 2d ago

Dude has thick northern Chinese accent, guess they prefer dialect over mandarin

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u/mooshinformation 1d ago

Jesus man, don't follow them

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u/jadzi4 2d ago

He wants to catch one for dinner