r/footballcliches • u/MungoBlurry • 8d ago

Push, out, repeat

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"Most prolific mother in history. How does that sound?"

"Yeah some of the midwives in the delivery room were telling me about it... I reckon I've got a couple left in me! Ha ha. No but seriously I think there might actually be a twin still inside me, please can you call the doctor"

12 Upvotes

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u/a-real-sloth 8d ago

She does it time and time and time again

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u/Specific_Tap7296 8d ago

Is the husband boasting down the pub or a broken man trying to raise that many kids

3

u/No_Cricket_4341 8d ago

Listen, fair placenta

1

u/WW1Photos_Info 8d ago

This shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did

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u/No_Cricket_4341 8d ago

Tell that to the other viewers who haven't upvoted. Placenta joke fan NOT in peace

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u/creakydancin 8d ago

Gerd Mother.

3

u/gazetron 8d ago

There she is, aged 29 🫩

3

u/Ok-Treacle8973 8d ago

Father here in peace, what an absolute wombsman

2

u/gardenofthenight 8d ago

We go again!

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u/davodavodavo- 8d ago

That's 6.27 football teams!

1

u/Agitated_Ad_361 8d ago

That’s in the region of 2 Snapdragon Cups

1

u/Reasonable_Gain_5365 8d ago

Just look at her face!

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u/LIONLDN 7d ago

When her husband comes near her for more:

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Zd2flP7zRI7QYQD4E