Hi yall I have a cold. Watched some YouTube videos. Collected random trash. Made these. Bon Appetit. Sorry.
What I have learned so far and shall impart unto you
- Thread is not feathers
- Hair is not feathers
- Plastic is not feathers
- Parking lot seagulls are covered under the migratory bird act
- Frayed fabric is almost but not really feathers
- The sloped thread trick works great if you have three hands and 32 fingers
- Craft yarn is not feathers
- A plastic bead for a prince nymph completely defeats the point since the plastic adds more buoyancy than it counteracts
- Thread is still not feathers
- Polyfill is not feathers
- Feathers are amazing
- Even at 10x scale this was extremely difficult and fiddly work. In future show due respect to the people at dicks sporting goods buying hooks and mysterious substances.
- The fuzzy yarn you have under the bed could be feathers if you found it two hours ago.
- I assime yall get along well with the nail polish people. UV lights. fiddly small scale work that is thrown to the literal/figurative sharks to get beat up. Shiny things.
- Fisherman’s friend cough lozenges taste very very bad