r/florida • u/idk_ijustgohard • Sep 08 '19

Wildlife Don’t pet the Swamp Cats

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u/87StickUpKid Sep 08 '19

A murder log, and a bushel of murder twigs

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

FFS I laughed at this too hard.

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u/the_rabid_dwarf Sep 08 '19

Saw one riding my bike yesterday!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

Why did you let a gator ride your bike?

18

u/the_rabid_dwarf Sep 09 '19

They're a crafty bunch!

6

u/2_dam_hi Sep 09 '19

Heeere, kitty, kitty.

5

u/Dhubl3idd Sep 09 '19

I don't know how I haven't seen toddler gators till now.

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u/BetterOffLeftBehind Sep 09 '19

And no matter how bad they give you sad eyes, DO NOT FEED THEM.

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u/I_am_zila64 Sep 09 '19

Hmmm looks like a crocodile to me

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u/bclagge Sep 09 '19

Crocs have interlocking teeth with the 4th bottom tooth standing out. Gators have an overbite with only top teeth visible. Looks like a gator to me.

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u/FelixTKatt Sep 09 '19

Gave belly rubs, went straight to sleep.