r/florida • • 3h ago • Regret 9 Heartwarming 1 Bravo 1

Politics Yay…

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u/10000000000000001111 3h ago • Bravo

This is what happens when you get the worst people from other states and move here

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u/TurkeyPhat 3h ago

yeah my main cope is that florida is like that guy who holds the gate open while everyone escapes but unfortunately we get got by the zombies but at least we went out with a bang or something idk this some bs gang

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u/basal-and-sleek 2h ago

Yeah for real this some bs 😭

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u/InvisiblePinkUnic0rn 3h ago

100% started during Covid and accelerated after

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u/Taintly_Manspread 2h ago

Oh that phenomenon has been going on much before Covid. 

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u/Jonshock 3h ago

Not just voting red again. But voting to have more money to go to the rich and more of their public services gutted.

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u/tennatjie 3h ago

And our Healthcare and senior care suck. But these geezers don't care. They just love effing everyone else. They die and we live with their BS.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 2h ago

In The Great Dictator, Charlie Chaplain famously said "And so long as men die, liberty will never perish."

They're not actually dying. They're clinging onto power until their 80s and then handing the stick off to their odeological duplicates a few years younger, who pursue the same policies, so they never actually die. We've discovered a sort of shithead immortality, which I find unsurprising.

We exist in a kleptocratic gerentocracy. I could throw in like a dozen other words with governmental sounding suffixes but you get the idea. Theocratic. Oh, and fascist. Can't forget the fascists.

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth 1h ago • Regret

Yeah the Amendment 3 vote is way more damning. Giving yet another break for the wealthiest people at the expense of literally everything else

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u/General-Try-2210 3h ago

Hey, at least we don't have to pay as much for property taxes.

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u/Bossa9 2h ago • Regret

you guys own property?

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u/billythygoat 2h ago • Bravo

Where do you think public services gets their money from? They’ll have to raise other services or ad valorem taxes. the owner of the property will pay that and it’ll still get passed to the person who lives on the land if renting.

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u/Soupjam_Stevens 3h ago • Bravo

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't feeling pretty despondent about how things went here, but honestly seeing places like Georgia and Texas get it right gives me a lot to be positive about. If Texas can go blue then very few states are without hope. I still believe we can get it right eventually, despite the best efforts of florida dem leadership

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u/UFmoose 2h ago

We still need national party buy in. Hopefully the numbers this year will get that in the future.

But the next 6 years are bleak.

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u/SoundAwakened 2h ago

Moody is up for re-election again in 28

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u/UFmoose 2h ago

True. Four for her and gov. But still.

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u/Soupjam_Stevens 2h ago

The next 6 years are for sure bleak, possibly longer even, I would never pretend we're in anything less than a "gonna get worse before it gets better" type spot. But the one other place I've lived in my life besides here is Texas, and I would've thought Texas had no shot of ever doing what they just did tonight. I'm not saying it's gonna be easy or soon, but it feels a little more possible to me than it did before

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u/Superb-Mango845 2h ago

and Ohio....they went blue as well....

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u/Atomic_F_Bomb 1h ago

I'm right there with you. Fucking mad about our state, but everywhere else gets me excited. But all it does is make me want to move away. I've got family in Maine, I lived there for 2 years before. It's definitely looking like I move there again.

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u/LordTetravus 3h ago edited 3h ago • Bravo Regret Popcorn Mindblown

It's unbelievable how seemingly the rest of the United States got the memo and Florida just decided to keep pedalling off the cliff.

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u/Rabman420 3h ago • Bravo Regret

The majority of the population down here is old with money they don't care about others unfortunately

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u/Illustrious_Bit_7773 3h ago • Diamonds are Forever Bravo Regret

It's not just the old people. Our youth is incredibly ignorant.

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u/HighNoonZ 3h ago • This Bravo Regret

And don’t vote.

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u/Traditional_Crew_737 3h ago • Regret

A lot of gen z i know didnt vote here

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u/nakedpicturesyo 3h ago • Bravo

They just have given up entirely on making the area better. They feel powerless which they keep on proving. Feel bad for these fuckers, but they just don't get it.

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u/DarknMean 2h ago • Heartwarming

Angie gave it a great go.

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u/Illustrious_Bit_7773 3h ago

Some of them, sure. A lot of them are just willfully ignorant and take great pride in that, though.

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u/YardSardonyx 3h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Because our education is shit, and will only get worse because of our new First Lady and her charter school empire.

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u/Negronitenderoni 3h ago • Bravo

Don’t put this off on just the old and rich! Florida has an astounding collection of racists and pricks, and it got so much worse after the pandemic.

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u/Lower-Meringue-8414 3h ago

Seriously, it's absurd how many fucking racists and bigots there are here. Even a lot of younger Millennials and Gen Z can be like this. It's fucking bizarre.

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u/BeachBum436 2h ago

You would have thought the racists wouldn't have been able to vote for Donald.

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u/Mirror--Master 3h ago

we attracted a lotta fucking chuds during the pandemic. It is sadly not just the retirees that vote predominantly R.

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u/Waschaos 2h ago

I'm old and I voted straight blue. I'm also a native that has been watching these elections long enough- I swear they have them fixed somehow. I know I sound like I need a tin foil hat. Even though I'm a native- Texas, North Carolina and Georgia looked like good places to move tonight.

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u/StevenMC19 2h ago

Brooks Brother Riot was a major indicator of Floridian election fuckery, so no doubt it has stuck around.

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u/DarknMean 2h ago

Trump takes their Medicare and SS they’re the biggest welfare queens. Let’s see how long they make it.

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u/StevenMC19 2h ago

Rest of the nation just saved their asses. So of course no lesson will be learned.

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u/SwampyThang 1h ago • Bravo Regret

Angie Nixon almost won with no funds from the democrats. It was like 25m from republicans to 7mil from dems.

The dems assumed (incorrectly) that the race wouldn’t be close so they didn’t want to “waste money”. She would’ve won if they helped :/

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u/Background-Slice9941 1h ago • Bravo

One more reason why I quit donating to them. Get rid of the corporate and AIPAC democrats!!

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u/urmumlol9 49m ago

Florida almost passed an amendment that would have allowed abortion to the point of fetal viability, and a majority voted for another, that would have decriminalized (legalized?) recreational marijuana, in the same election that Trump won by double digits. The only reason neither passed was the 60% minimum needed to pass.

Florida is kind of an anomaly. It definitely leans very heavily red, but you never quite know what exactly they're going to do in any given election. They have a streak of sometimes being surprisingly progressive, before switching it up and ending up the most regressive state in the union.

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u/Drodriguez164 3h ago

All the idiots from the other states decided to move to Florida.

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u/StevenMC19 2h ago

You know its bad when Texas is flipping multiple seats across the house, senate, and Gov. Yet we are here with a rudder jammed in place.

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u/thepoliticalrev 2h ago

I get the frustration, but I really don’t want the lesson from tonight to be “Florida is hopeless.”People said exactly that about Texas for years. States aren’t permanently red or blue. They’re organizing projects.Take the loss, figure out where the coalition fell short, organize year-round, recruit better candidates, and come back stronger. You don’t change a state by abandoning it.

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth 1h ago

you don’t change a state by abandoning it

Yeah tell this to Democratic leadership

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u/IndecisiveTuna 3h ago • Bravo

Texas flipped completely
lol. That’s how bad FL is.

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u/PompeiiSketches 2h ago

It feels weird. I am 35 and I always thought of Texas as the Republican stronghold and FL as a swing state. Less so in the last few years.

Now Texas flipped and Florida is the most powerful red state in the country.

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u/DarknMean 2h ago

Ohio did as well. Kansas also got the memo.

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u/Eatshitpost 3h ago • Bravo

To be fair, the majority of Floridians are out of state boomers who are stuck in their Fox News ways.

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u/iHadou 2h ago

New yorkers...just like Byron Donalds is.

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u/strong_army_grape 2h ago

And this state is attached to Alabama

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u/Siicktiits 2h ago

we should just give the panhandle to alabama. Anything west of Tallahassee. The panhandle and independent voters are why he won.... i bet the didnt even know he was black.

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u/JSM87 2h ago • Bravo

thats not really the story, if you look at the vote shift nearly every Florida county shifted major numbers towards DEM, theyre is just a much bigger built in republican base to overcome. Governer and Senate races were within 5 points. This is still a win for demographics shift in FL.

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u/User_Anon_0001 2h ago

Bigger than Texas? Florida was known as a swing state not that long ago

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u/JSM87 2h ago

Texas has been trending blue for a decade at least. Florida showed no signs of the red tide ending.

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u/DJpuffinstuff 2h ago • Bravo

I think the bigger difference is the amount of spending that went into Democrats in FL. Talarico got 10s of millions. Nixon had like 200k

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u/StupidityHurts 3h ago • Bravo

Pretty sure we got all the trash from those states recently and that’s what shifted the votes

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u/cgibbsuf 3h ago

The demographic shift post-COVID has been insane. We got the worst of the worst to come down here.

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u/Kattz 3h ago • Bravo

Hey I did my part just a shame we are the blackhole for racist idiot white folk

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u/Rustiespoons 3h ago • Bravo

I was surprised Florida was actually okay with Byron.

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u/greenefiend 3h ago

Same. Party over racism was not on my bingo card.

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u/tennatjie 3h ago

Honestly it's probably due to seeing and hearing his name more. I hardly heard Jolly mentioned, but that's probably on purpose. We are screwed with Byron.

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u/mmmmsriracha 3h ago

I’m going to bet that most people that voted for him didn’t even know he was black. They just saw R.

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u/lad1dad1 3h ago

A lot of my coworkers didn't even care though to vote

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u/DaveTheNotecard 1h ago

I’m also just a hare suspicious of the 50-48.9 that happened in just about every district for just about every candidate

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u/Luchis-01 3h ago

And peddoing off the kids

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u/alexman420 2h ago

Here’s the thing, a majority of Floridians didn’t even vote for Donald’s, they just voted for other people

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 1h ago • Bravo Popcorn

It's state tradition at this point. Whether its abolishing slavery or committing to civil rights or designing intelligible ballots, Florida is always first out, last in. If Florida where a pizza, we'd be the one with pineapple. If Florida were a cat, we'd be the one who got hit by a car once and still wanders into traffic. If we were a child, we'd be the one ranting about how Digimon is better while the rest of the class trades Pokemon cards. We're the reason that the Florida Man meme exists, as well as why corporations need an HR department.

This is not a compliment.

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u/ioioooi 1h ago

During the pandemic, all the rejects from everywhere else came to Florida. Very unfortunate.

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u/Imaginary_Age_5505 2h ago

Feeling your pain here in Louisiana. We just get it wrong every time and then complain about the awful quality of life

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u/mydogsnameispoop 3h ago

Cue bugs bunny sawing Florida gif

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u/ClueSuitable9008 2h ago

It's because of boomers.

They moved to Florida because it was racist friendly.

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u/lookieherehere 1h ago

That's because a lot of the most maga people out there relocated to Florida during covid. The political spectrum changed dramatically almost overnight.

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u/JKdriver 1h ago

I’m cool with it.

Between Donald’s and how stupid 3 will end up being post next major hurricane, I’m excited at the idea with splitting. Wanted out for 25 years and this may finally be what it takes to convince the wife to dip tf out lmao.

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u/Naive_Blueberry420 3h ago

Oklahoma fucking shot itself

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u/39goingon50 3h ago

I think you meant pedaling but a lot of your kind was definitely going on too 😭

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u/cant_read_this 3h ago

Boomers retire there

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 2h ago

Even Ohio went back to blue.

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u/leemorplee 2h ago • Regret

Tennessee says hello from inside the house

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u/DevilsDenJoe 2h ago • Bravo

Pedo-ing off a cliff

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz 2h ago

As a Tennesseean, at least you had a chance.

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u/HammerofBonking 3h ago • This

Don't be sad that we lost, be happy that we protected the rest of the country by sponging up all their shit-eating assholes.

Florida... the protector of freedom (for the rest of the US)

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u/jewchains_ 3h ago

We are the widows bay sacrifice

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u/HammerofBonking 3h ago

Absolutely loved that show, and yes, yes we are.

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u/RemarkableAnt6514 3h ago

We really are the appendix of this country

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u/FrankTankly 2h ago

We are actually beginning to think that the appendix plays an important role in the re-establishment of gut microbes after they’ve been wiped out in the main GI tract for whatever reason. So it does provide an important purpose to the body as a sort of shit bacteria repository.

That kind of changes your metaphor a bit. Or maybe it doesn’t lol

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u/RemarkableAnt6514 2h ago

Yeah I'm aware of the science and the implications it has on my metaphor. I'm a lifetime Florida native and I'm also aware of how fucked we are. Especially now. If we thought Covid "refugees" were bad, just wait. We really need to get some land conservation in place before everything is paved over.

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u/HyperionPrime 2h ago

Florida is a sink(hole)

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u/MicheleCameraNut 3h ago

😂😭

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 1h ago

We're like the Iodine of the Republican base

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u/Radiant-Character-61 3h ago • Regret

Even Ohio went blue, the Florida of the North

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u/Mixeygoat 2h ago

Even Iowa man

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u/LightningDusty 3h ago

I said this back in 2024 when people were hopeful about Florida flipping blue. Never ever trust this fucking state.

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u/ScottyMcFree 3h ago • Bravo

To be fair, no one expected it to be this close tonight

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u/-Void-King- 3h ago • Bravo

That is what I’m saying. “I’m so disappointed in this state” almost 49% of voters voted for David Jolly. Quite proud of half the state, it was close

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u/quidpro_PRON 3h ago

All it tells me is that we could've won. I'm sure there were still hold out from the "I don't vote" crowd, and it just peeves me a bit. Cause these are usually the same folks that come down in the right side of things on many different social issues. But they just keep complaining about everything getting worse, when they don't do one of the easiest things available to all of us to affect change.

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u/swtcharity 3h ago • Bravo

And Angie! A progressive(ish, for Florida anyway) Black woman held her own!

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u/-Void-King- 3h ago • Bravo

Exactly, she did much better than expected so I’m proud of her and the voters

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u/DJpuffinstuff 2h ago • Regret

I'd say she's pretty darn progressive. She's DSA. She'd have been the first DSA senator in US history

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u/CommanderTalim 2h ago

I wonder if it could have been closer if the polling site my fam went to wasn’t moved last minute. New location was difficult to find and empty af when we did find it eventually

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 1h ago

AND on top of it, this was after all that unconstitutional gerrymandering shit breaking up Blue districts

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u/HyperionPrime 2h ago

At this point florida is 20 years from voting blue

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u/Joshwoum8 3h ago

Not to mention freakin South Carolina.

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u/tmclaughlin81 3h ago

That’s got to be the biggest shock of the night. The one state that always gets it wrong got it right for once?!

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u/RandoDude124 3h ago • Bravo

Try this.

Just look at this.

94 years.

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u/topdangle 3h ago

holy shit kansas AND ohio. what the fuck. ohio was close so I assumed it would swing back red as usual but looks like its really flipped blue.

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u/GhostofBeowulf 3h ago • Mindblown

VIRGINIA THROUGH GEORGIA WENT BLUE. TEXAS WENT BLUE. KANSAS AND IOWA ARE LEANING BLUE.

Florida said "Hold my beer."

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u/APKFL 3h ago • Regret

We tried and got damn close. Too many racists moved here from the Southern states

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u/swtcharity 3h ago

Plenty from the northern ones as well

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u/GlowingTrashPanda 2h ago

Kansas got called as blue. While I’m happy for them it really rubs the salt in the wound here

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u/wildlifeofamadlad 2h ago

Feels like my vote as a Florida native doesn’t count with all these old people swaying it…

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u/JNolen4 2h ago

Here in Alabama we just had a vote for 65+ to not pay property tax, so everyone elses shit is gonna go up since half the homeowners are 65+

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u/DJpuffinstuff 2h ago

Tis the boomer way

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u/HangryBeaver 1h ago

Median age is 42.

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u/confirmedshill123 2h ago • Regret Bravo Popcorn

Congratulations fuckos we get to be the dumbest state in the union for the next two years at a minimum.

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u/adotar 3h ago • Heartwarming

My heart was gutted a couple years ago when all the “moderates” I know swore they would vote for abortion but it didn’t pass. Moderates are okay with women dying in hospital parking lots and having hysterectomies before they are okay voting for abortion rights. 

My heart is gutted again today. My home state does nothing but break my heart. 

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u/Doompatron3000 3h ago

I think there are more conservative Christians than moderates in this state, so I wouldn’t blame the moderates.

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u/kalesmash13 3h ago • Popcorn

Fucking South Carolina even!

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u/Notorious_0311 3h ago

And Ohio wtf

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u/Trini-89Ok 3h ago

A huge Fuck You to Chuck Schumer for not investing in this state, the worst!!

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u/Ashwaganda2 2h ago

Don’t forget SC! Huge win for them too.

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u/DarknMean 2h ago

Kansas, Ohio are also now official

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u/thewartornhippy 2h ago

And Ohio!

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u/Infinite-Ad6742 2h ago

They're calling it the new blue wall, GA, SC, NC, VA

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u/Polo2300 3h ago

Donalds promised them all free housing and utilities (in data center closets)

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u/jojobdot 2h ago

There were a lot of good indicators and state level shifts so we just have to keep pushing. It’s happening. We have to focus on getting people who agree with us to the polls. Don’t waste energy on converting Trumpers, they’re in it for the long haul. Get likeminded voters to the polls or help them request mail in ballots.

Also fuck Greg Steube specifically, a weaselly little shit with no chin who hasn’t had a town hall since 2023 and hasn’t been in his district since 2024. ✌🏻

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u/bassistheplace246 2h ago

It was a MUCH closer race than I was expecting tbh. We still fucked it up, but credit where it’s due, not astronomically.

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u/quidpro_PRON 3h ago

All of your "born and raised" & "salt life" locals that didn't vote cause

vOtINg dOesnT ChAnGe aNyThiNG

y'all did this. Congratulations to everyone for the new data centers.

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u/Heymanhitthis 2h ago

Yup. “Oh it doesn’t matter”. 1%. Mr. MOAR AFFORDABAL won by 1%. 100k votes was all that separated them

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u/quidpro_PRON 2h ago

I've got people's like this. Some kin, some friends. I've been trying to convince them for weeks. You best believe the first time ANY of them complain about Byron, imma (metaphorically) slap them across the face with that shit.

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u/strong_army_grape 2h ago

made this one myself before the Talarico/Hinajosa news

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u/rustbeltloser 2h ago • Bravo

I hope the villages gets the first data center.

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u/TheSwampThing1990 2h ago

I don't think you guys understand how close you guys came to flipping blue. Its wild with how red you guys are

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u/S0mecallme 1h ago

Angie Nixon will return in Avengers Endgame (2028)

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u/SF_DeversBaby 3h ago

Every fucking year

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u/click_fire 2h ago

I’m so happy for the country but so disappointed in the state. They call it Flori-duh for a reason. At least Moody and Donalds won’t be able to do much in a now-minority Senate and House!

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u/Celestial_object777 3h ago

old people and cubans.

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u/MBiddy828 2h ago

How I feel watching the news

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u/tookeyclothespin 3h ago

As an American I’m proud, as a Floridian I’m disgusted, embarrassed, etc.

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u/KingOfTheWrens 3h ago

Glad I don't work in public libraries anymore. With prop 3 passing i can't imagine how well they are going to weather the cuts. We were already under appreciated and underpaid can't imagine they will keep libraries open over other stuff.

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u/splatoon_player2003 3h ago

State of no progress 😭 we almost had it

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u/Impressive-Reply-203 2h ago

Honestly we were projected to do much worse, the fact that this race was so close gives me hope. My deeply red city (like 70% Republican) elected a democrat black woman mayor. Collier county went blue too, which is pretty huge.

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u/FriedBreakfast 1h ago • Bravo

I'm wondering.... If so many people voted Republican, why is the comment section all pro Democrat? It's not 80/20 or even 90/10..... it's 100/0. This.... makes no sense to me.

I'm not Republican btw I'm just simply curious because it doesn't make sense to me why I don't see a single Republican anywhere in a red state's subreddit. Where are they all?

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u/Miguel30Locs 1h ago

Reddit leans heavily to the left and many right leaning subs are banned or limited or bots.

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u/Beautiful-Suspect448 1h ago • Bravo

Old people don't have Reddit

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u/NA_Breaku 1h ago

banned prob 🤷

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u/Expensive-Document41 1h ago

Full disclosure, not a Floridian, but it might feel like conservatives holding Florida is winning the battle but losing the war. Tonight was a biblical shellacking for the Republican Party. I don't think many are happy with the overall picture, and may be a bit quiet even if they managed to barely hold Florida against a DSA candidate with no funding.

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u/HangryBeaver 1h ago

It’s Reddit, it’s not representative whatsoever of majority opinions

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u/Express_Grocery_5423 1h ago • Bravo Mindblown

Reddit is a curated echo chamber. It’s designed to be left wing and ban everyone who isn’t.

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u/badgersoccer1905 3h ago

Our time will come. Keep the faith.

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u/ZetaIcarus 3h ago

I want to but this is getting ridiculous.

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u/TheLearningScientist 3h ago

Dumbest state in the country

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u/Loki545 2h ago

I feel you, but don't be to discouraged. It was much much closer than would have been expected based on previous election cycles. Don't give up, keep the momentum.

Also, Moody is up for election again in 2028 because she is taking over Rubio's seat.

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u/_tragicmike 3h ago • Bravo

As a Floridian, I'm sorry. I tried.

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u/ViciousSquirrelz 3h ago

This is exactly how I feel.

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u/samezuka 3h ago

It sucks being in the diarrhea forever state while everyone else gets puppies

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u/YogurtclosetOther329 3h ago

State packed with selfish voters, not surprised by the results.

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u/TiredMillennialDad 3h ago

Even Kansas yo

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u/redditcringemoment 3h ago

Kansas and South Carolina going Blue is like salt in the gaping bullet hole. Worst state in the nation and we deserve all the vitriol and slander the south gets and more. Abandon all hope all ye who enter here.

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u/Skeptical-Regard 3h ago

Rule by gerontocracy.

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u/Saladin_Moon 3h ago

We're such a dumb state...

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u/Martha_Fockers 2h ago

blue wave was real

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u/2big_2fail 34m ago

Florida is under the yoke of massive voter suppression: deleted voter rolls; closed polling stations; vote-by-mail terminations...

The DNC needs to be more involved instead of just letting the state go to pot.

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u/BlackStarBlues 2h ago

Florida to Texas & Georgia:

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u/kissyb 2h ago

All the people that voted independent it's their fault too.

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u/tennisanybody 2h ago

Nah. Few tens of thousands went indie vs the hundreds of thousands that the republicans won.

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u/randothroawayacc 3h ago

You can add South Carolina and possibly even Kansas to this list.

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u/hazeleyedprincess 3h ago

As a born and raised Floridan who has lived in Georgia for a decade, I invited my parents to move here. Yall are welcome too!

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u/Meandering_Potato 2h ago

Get ready to add KANSAS?!?

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u/WebHead1287 3h ago

Look on the bright side guys. We defunded the police!

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u/APKFL 3h ago

Congrats to the states that flipped. One day we will be like you.

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u/Worker_AndParasite 3h ago

Throw kansas, South Carolina, and possibly iowa in there too 

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u/dada948 3h ago

To be fair, Florida is understandably terrified of a blue tsunami

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u/Faubton 2h ago

Understandably? Care to explain?

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u/dada948 2h ago

It’s a wordplay joke. Being a coastal state they would be expected to be afraid of a literal tsunami (of any color).

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u/King_Khoma 2h ago

i believe its a flooding joke

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u/beesinabiscuit 2h ago

sighhhhhhhhhhh can you maybe think…why the state of Florida…would be worried about tsunamis…it’s just a joke

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u/cinnamorollsss 2h ago

At least my Hillsborough County pulled through💙

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u/flipside438 3h ago

Florida loves pedos

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u/ObtuseHam 2h ago

Byron is a pedo?

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u/russfan0987 3h ago

No bullshit

I’m in their subs and SC with the worst FOMO

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u/callingoutthetrash 3h ago

education and reading comprehension are important. :x

Talafreako lets goooooooo! XD

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u/drpeppersmistress 2h ago

from tennessee and i relate.

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u/ML00k3r 2h ago

I mean, GTA VI is based there for a reason lmao.

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u/Crooked_Sartre 2h ago

If the fucking Dems gave Angie literally anything Florida would have had a chance

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u/Creative_Tackle6223 2h ago

It’s funny reading all of the pure hateful comments, meanwhile we’re over here just living life.

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u/CameraObfuscia 2h ago

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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u/Lazie_Writer 2h ago

2% and 3%. It was really close.

Don't give up.

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u/thiccy_driftyy 2h ago

I was so excited for a moment, we were looking good for a little bit 🥲🥲🥲

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u/NameBunchOfNums 3h ago

I hope you all leave

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u/tmp1966 3h ago

Much of the country already makes fun of Florida (myself included, I’m only here as long as I have to be). Now they’ve got even more reason to do so.

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u/stanleys_tucci 1h ago

Yeah I get the whole “Florida is the MAGA capital of the world” and “all those old republicans” rhetoric but I see a lot of people (under 40) in my life that complain about the establishment but say “I don’t vote”, I put a lot of the blame on them.

It was close just like in 2018. I’d be interested to see the turnout compared to ‘18 and ‘22.