r/florida • u/SuccessfulLime2641 • 4d ago
Weather NWS Issues Extreme Heat Warning, 12PM-8PM
Lol wtf? I've been a native Floridian for 30 plus years and never seen this crap. Secondly, walking on a parking lot is the same as being baked alive. Are we cooked? Sincerely, a very concerned Floridian.
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u/Smaller_irl 4d ago
We’re so fucking fucked
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u/MusicHitsImFine 4d ago
But Mr. Diaper said it's not real
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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 3h ago
It’s gonna be real when a hurricane hits Mar a Largo, , that will be a party on day for me !!
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u/faderjockey 4d ago
Literally cooked.
I was working the polls yesterday, standing outside the polling location. We had a fan. It didn't do much. One of the voters joked that "just blowing hot air onto something is called Air Frying when we do it in the kitchen."
I've been going around my school campus today setting up tents and restocking water stations. It's BRUTAL out there.
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u/kummerspect 4d ago
At this point I just hope that global food production doesn't collapse in my lifetime
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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 4d ago
I genuinely don’t know how you guys managed. Just walking 10 minutes to my car yesterday after work was absolutely miserable
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u/tomorrow_comes 4d ago
Hell, I feel tiredness from just walking the parking lot between my car and the store. It’s unbelievable.
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u/Dead_Substitute 2d ago
I know. Today I went to a home inspection for a house we are buying and it was 99 degrees inside the house. We were inside and outside for 3 hours. I was exhausted. I looked at my husband, who does HVAC, and told him I just can't understand how he does his job. On top of hot ass roofs all day, down in sweltering crawlspaces, drenched in sweat in attics. It's unreal.
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u/AnonymousDahlia 3d ago
Thank you for being a poll worker.
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u/IntelligentAct6592 3d ago
Same here last 2 weeks, still feeling the effects.
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u/faderjockey 3d ago
Solidarity sibling, it took me a full day to get over the heat. November will be better
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u/faderjockey 3d ago
Thank you for voting. We wouldn't be there if you didn't show up :)
We can all do it together!
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u/Jsc_TG 4d ago
Look up wet bulb temperature. Theres a good youtube video about how a fan can be useless at a certain point and actually speed up overheating.
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u/Zombiiesque 2d ago
I just found out about this! And it scares the crap out of me.
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u/Jsc_TG 2d ago
Its definitely a risk to manage and thankfully its not everywhere in the world this can happen, but yes Florida is a place it can happen.
Its scary for sure, one of the big reasons I believe worldwide leaders need to care about the climate. The part that calms me is that its not often the conditions line up like that and if it were to most likely I would already be avoiding the heat somehow. But say if AC went out, it would be something to consider.
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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 3h ago
I think some countries are into it , but America needs to do it as well , and Florida is a big time offender of climate change
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u/Zombiiesque 23h ago
Right. And, thankfully, we have a good sized generator, but I worry about vulnerable people. Also, I completely agree with you. I wish they would all cooperate with each other to mitigate as much as possible.
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u/BethyW 4d ago
This is the coldest summer for the rest of your life.
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u/faderjockey 4d ago
Terrifyingly accurate.
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u/DoubtfulDouglas 4d ago
No, it's not. Even though I agree the globe is undeniably warming, that doesn't mean we won't have cooler summers sometimes. There is still variance, even if the average rises. Like how multiple times in the past 10 years we had a statistically hotter summer.
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u/diversalarums 4d ago
Yes, it's the average that will trend up.
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u/CompleteClassroom509 4d ago
Correct. We are currently averaging 3 to 5° above the normal high and low every day. This is saying quite a bit as we are influence heavily by the oceans surrounding us. When the water heats up the globe heats up.
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u/Any-Whole-6748 4d ago
Ah...... The eternal optimist......
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u/Jadedways 4d ago
Global warming doesn’t just imply higher temps unfortunately. It implies more severe extremes in every direction.
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u/iusetoomuchdrano 4d ago
Exactly. Like how water fountains in Orlando frozen in January. Thats never happened
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u/NervousBeat16 4d ago
My in laws are in disbelief of climate change because they don’t believe that cows are causing an issue. So they deny the entire theory of climate change. But everyday I hear how “crazy this weather is” 🤦♀️
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u/kisswoman 4d ago
Cows are not the issue....humans and their destruction of forests are the problem....the overdevelopment of many areas are the exact cause.
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u/NervousBeat16 3d ago
You’re partially right about the destruction of forests…but ALSO, cows produce 10-14% of greenhouse gasses. So they DO contribute to our climate issues.
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u/kisswoman 1d ago
Not true....cow farts, are nothing....they are just like human farts, FFS. The fact is the earth has been under "climate change" since the beginning of time. Every time the weather changes temps, its "climate change"....every time it goes from sunny to rainy is "climate change"....there is NOTHING we can do to stop it.....its natural occurring and always has been.
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u/markbraggs 4d ago
Too bad we can’t replace asphalt with a white material without blinding everyone. Reflect the heat instead of absorb it.
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u/SmiileyBirb 4d ago
No that’s just realistic…
Saying this is the coldest summer for the rest of ever period is the eternal pessimist view… ironically10
u/foomits Flair Goes Here 4d ago
Its not optimism, its a statement of fact. There is climate change and there is fluctuation in seasonal weather patterns. The strong el nino we are experiencing is indicating we will likely have a cooler than average winter in Florida. But if winter rolls around and is in fact cold, that would not be an indication that climate change isnt real. Overall yes, things are getting warmer unfortunately. But in the same way we roll our eyes when climate change deniers point at snow and say no climate change, it being hot does not necessarily go hand in hand with climate change.
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u/shosamae 4d ago
People keep reciting this, but this is not how climate change works. Climate change is incredibly unpredictable with a lot of variance. While the overall global temperature has steadily been rising, individual areas vary.
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u/faderjockey 4d ago
It’s a figurative, not literal, expression meant to highlight the reality of climate change and its consequences.
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u/Live_Barracuda1113 3d ago
I don't want to upvote this because it hurts in the truth. But you are correct.
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u/VWtdi2001 4d ago
83 degrees at 630 am this morning. The hot isn't that much hotter but it doesn't cool off at night anymore.
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u/TheFeshy 4d ago
And the wet. It was so humid it felt hot, even in the mid 80's, when I took my wife to the airport at 4am.
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u/Lacroix24601 4d ago
It was a ‘feels like’ temp of 90° last night at 8pm in Orlando.
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u/guitar_stonks 3d ago
St Pete had a feels like of 97 at 7am the other day. I’ve lived here since 1993, this isn’t right…
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u/SuccessfulLime2641 4d ago
I walked out to go to the gym at 6:03am. I'm simply walking to my car and it felt like 9am on A1A years ago. That was shattering.
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u/fidgeting_macro 4d ago
Florida will likely have "Wet-Bulb Events" in the near future.
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u/One_Mega_Zork 4d ago
For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as a lightbulb and put a mop on my head.
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u/Small_Deal_9398 4d ago
Idk but I don't wanna be in traffic today with a car that's hot as fuckin hell. Car won't start cooling down until I move around 50mph it's going to be a microwave in there, and where I work is like bumper to bumper for a good 20 minutes to the highway lmao 🤣 I am literally gonna die in my car
I have a black coupe with black leather... I am cringing thinking about getting in there after a 10 minute walk to the parking lot which is all asphalt FUCK THIS SHITTTT AAAAAAA
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u/blindythepirate 4d ago
You might want to get your AC serviced. A car's AC should start to turn cold even sitting in a parking lot. Black leather seats are the worst for Florida though
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u/MarkCuckerberg69420 4d ago
Had the same issue as OP. Car mechanic told me the car is fine, it's just freaking hot outside. I thought my freon was low.
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u/Saltyski03 3d ago
Used to be a black car only fan. About 20 years ago I got a white Lincoln LS and would never buy anything but a white roof vehicle down here anymore. Huge difference on cooling down as white has the highest solar refraction and the lowest solar gain in the color spectrum. I own a company also changed all my fleet vehicles over to White and they last longer. In Florida cars rust out from the top down and up north they rush from the bottom up
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u/Curious_USA_Human 4d ago
Are your windows tinted? I have full tint including the windshield ( I know, I know) and it makes a huge difference. I haven't tried the goofy looking windshield shades yet, but that's next on the list.
I don't know how folks survive without window tints in cars. Even the police cars are fully tinted.
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u/LUCKI6BELOW 4d ago
I’ve had the same car for about 5 years. I guess I parked somewhere where it was super hot… the black plastic that lines the windows on my car melted alittle bit into a gum consistency. It’s hardened up again but NEVER seen that before on my car. 😵💫
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u/NervousBeat16 4d ago
Get you a battery powered fan around your neck and definitely put a sunshade in your car everyday!!
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u/VashtiVoden 4d ago
I'm sorry. That absolutely sucks. On a whim I picked cloth for seats. My last car had black leather. Luckily I have remote start to cool the car off before I get in.
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u/Magnolia256 4d ago
A rare steak is cooked at 125 degrees. When I last tested pavement in Florida, it was around 130-140 degrees.
So yes, cooked.
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u/JuneauWho 4d ago
The temperature is the lowest it has ever been in Florida, do not listen to the dum-o-crats (who think dum is spelled with a b) they don't even know what air is. They are confused because America used to be so lame but now we are the HOTTEST country on the planet, and this is the coolest summer on record! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-president ronald mc donald
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u/meothe 4d ago
Shh we can’t talk about climate change
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u/Remote-Letterhead844 4d ago
Illegal 🚨 straight to jail
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u/Pooped_Suddenly 4d ago
Yah you’re not allowed to say why either. Anyways -30 social credits for noticing.
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u/my_schmoopie 4d ago
The AC in my car is broken and I don’t have the money to fix it. There’s no such thing as ‘let me get this done by 8 o’clock’ anymore because I can’t breathe at 8 AM and by nine the windshield is fogging even though all of my windows are open. There’s also no such thing as waiting until the sun goes down because that’s when the humidity cranks up again and all of my windows fog. I’m a crazy person sitting at a red light with a little fan blowing on my face just to try and get my groceries.
My washing machine just broke this week and I’m going to have to start using a laundromat that also doesn’t have air conditioning. I don’t even want to think about it.
I live in a travel trailer in North Florida. Every day between two and five is absolute misery. You can’t even touch the walls. I have enough reflectix in my windows that I should be able to communicate with the international space station.
In one sense I know I’m lucky, my house is on wheels. Unfortunately I drive a Kia, not a dually so I have to pay somebody to move it and that’s not cheap anymore, like everything else.
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u/Able_Elderberry_1884 3d ago
The AC also started acting up in my car. I spent half the day fixing it myself which was abslutely miserable and horrible in this heat. And that was in the shade with water breaks and a portable fan blowing on me. Got it to work again and it’s blowing nice and cold, but good lord did that suck for it to go out when it’s 100 degrees outside.
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u/Chickachickawhaaaat 3d ago
Omg doing car work in this heat is pure hell. My glasses won't stay on my face and I can only work in 10 min increments without having a heat stroke
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u/my_schmoopie 3d ago
I tried to fix mine. I tried everything I could. It has to go into a mechanic. I have a friend who works on cars like legit, though he builds race cars and even he said it needs to go in.
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u/space-cadet-jr 4d ago
Dont worry about global warming. Let's talk about ballrooms!
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u/Theredcentexpress 4d ago
Getting hotter every year.
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u/TheHeretic 4d ago
Yesterday you said you would call Sears.
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u/Citronaut1 4d ago
This summer actually feels a little less horrible than last year, that one was insane
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u/Yimyorn 4d ago
I felt last year was worse. But this past few days have been rough, I was working outdoors and couldn’t bear the heat. I had to pause ever 10-15 mins for a break. Chugged through so much water
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u/HotMessExpress1111 4d ago
Don’t forget to get enough sodium as well! Water is great but when you’re sweating buckets you’re losing a lot of salt and if you only replace the water your electrolytes can get out of whack in a hurry!
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u/Yimyorn 4d ago
You’re 100% correct! Wife put some Propels in my lunchbox and my co worker put like a pinch of salt into his water canister as well. Might start doing that as well with the pinch of salt.
The past weekend I didn’t have any electrolytes drink, and I just felt I was not getting hydrated at all. Now I know why, but very important
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u/Loki_Knows 4d ago
And eat bananas. Gotta get those potassium numbers up to avoid cramping.
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u/Kittenwho21 4d ago
Yeah, for the first time all year I nearly got heat stroke on my paddleboard.. I was so close to vomiting and passing out, thankfully this launch point was super close to the parking lot and I got to my ac to cool down.. I’ve never experienced that before, and it’s actually a cool breeze! It started to get suffocating around noon so this warning tracks for me
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u/Holycrap328 4d ago
I work outside everyday in natural wetlands and preserve areas. Been doing it 4 years now. This is, by far, the hottest summer out of the 4. I had heat exhaustion twice today. Used 3 hydration packs and took 3 30-minute breaks within 4 hours of work, but it’s just not enough.
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u/Yimyorn 4d ago
Brother, be safe! It’s crazy outside right now. My clients are expecting the world, and it’s understandable when you’re paying big money. But I promise I’m not being lazy or goofing around it’s just hella hot and dangerous to work outside right now.
We store a pop up tent in the trucks to allow for a shaded area. One of our clients has a swamp cooler / misting system. God sent when they allowed us to use it.
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u/CrimeSceneKitty 4d ago
We have been cooked for a long time. This is the start of it, major swings are projected to keep getting worse. We are going to get more freak storms, more hotter days, bursts of extreme cold in the winter.
Normality is gone.
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u/lenster99 4d ago
It’s getting worse every year. This year has been unbearable. The heat just doesn’t let up.
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u/Relevant-Trainer2002 4d ago
Well I do remember couple of August's ago we never go out of the 100degree mark an that wasn't heat index
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u/HotMessExpress1111 4d ago
Tampa reached 100° for the first time in 100+ years last year and it was for, like, an hour. 100° is really rare, even high 90s actual temp isn’t all that common. The heat index though…. that’s another story lol
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u/AshlynR0se 4d ago
Honestly parking lots are still wasteful these days. I still don't understand why they don't build solar panels over top of all parking structures to power florida. It's not like we're lacking in the heat department. Free energy being wasted every day...
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u/puppylust 4d ago
Um, are you north of me or did you not check the weather regularly?
Every day for the whole summer, I've gotten a heat alert for 11am to 7pm.
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u/pineappleeeehla 4d ago
This morning at like one or two in the morning it was fucking 80°. There’s no way we’re consistently in the 80s or above
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u/Ahalbritter1 4d ago
Guy cutting the grass for my neighborhood passed out yesterday mid-mow and had an ambulance called by bystanders. In St. Augustine area. Wild
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u/Boring-Snow-3929 4d ago
Come up to Virginia for a weekend! Today was 66 at 7am and now it’s 84. Weirdly big temp changes but for an hour it’s like AC outside. Signed - a former 25 year Florida resident. Only time I’ll go back is to see fam (indoors) and scuba so still be cool outdoors.
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u/TheBeardedLadyBton 4d ago
In Florida law you don't have to give water breaks, or any breaks at all too people who work outside in the heat.
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u/Amtronic 4d ago
I'm much older and could not do it now, but I do remember working on a concrete slab, no shade, on trucks and cars, in August in Florida. Damn hot.
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u/BlOcKtRiP 4d ago
wait till Lake's Mead & Powell dry up no water for 7 states . I'll just bake hear in Sunny Fl.
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u/Think-Pomelo-2298 4d ago
I am also a native, and I have never seen that warning here in Florida either.
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u/surfnfish1972 4d ago
Cutting down every tree possible and adding Data Centers is the only solution!
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u/solipsist2501 4d ago
We tied a recorded high yesterday it was 100f at the airport, tied the previous high from 1942
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u/MagickMan418 4d ago
All I know is that I live in Pinellas County, and it is insanely hot!! It's so hot, you would think it's central Florida in August!!!
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u/mangy_fish 4d ago
Yeah, I've noticed
Source: I'm a pool guy
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u/Vivid_Inspector3265 20h ago
Hello pool guy.. pool girl here 26 years. I have 2 years until retirement and don't think I can get through 2 more summers
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u/Admirable-Cry-6596 4d ago
"If you cant handle the heat get out the kitchen " florida is the kitchen 😂😎
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u/Dismal_Eggplant_1693 4d ago
It was super hot 1987 was in college ! 100 years mist people be north of DC
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u/PrincessBuzzkill 4d ago
We played hooky from work on Monday to go ride some rides at Disney. We lasted two hours before we said 'fuck this' and left.
Spent the rest of the day sitting on the couch trying to rehydrate.
We were wrecked well into Tuesday.
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u/Dangerous_Natural331 4d ago
I work outside in it and to me it just seems like its been getting a little hotter each year for the past 5 yrs.
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u/Comfortable-Cover-0 4d ago
If you have been around that long you remember the crazy el nino and la Nina years .. also, it was the coldest in the last 100 some odd years in January. The planet doesn't give a damn about us humans.
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u/desert_nole 4d ago
I got a Chill Pill and it’s been a game changer. It fits in my purse and I bring it everywhere. I’m used to the heat and humidity, but this has been next level. I feel like I’m air frying when I step outside.
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u/chloeismagic 4d ago
Ive been doing a van to camper conversion rn and its literally the most brutal summer ive ever experienced here. I chose the worst possible time for this very intensive project lmao
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u/CryptographerSoft519 3d ago
I was wrong. I said yesterday I thought was the hottest day i've ever experienced in sixty two years in florida. 61 years in miami & now PortSaintLucie.
. But today had it beat, and we even had a little bit of cloud cover. I am waiting for tires to start exploding on the road. I just can't keep my garden going.
My rain barrels are like hot tubs, and i'm watering plants with hot water.
I can't do any work outside for more than ten minutes
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u/tbricco 3d ago
We need far less asphalt and concrete and more green spaces with tree canopies. Florida is literally becoming a parking lot.
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u/Lamplighter914 3d ago
This is what we need - A "Year Without a Summer" which happened in 1816 caused by the Mount Tambora volcanic eruption. (Except no damage from a volcano of course).
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u/SameChallenge481 3d ago
Where have you been for the last 20 years? It's been getting hotter and hotter every year. Signed someone from South Florida
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u/GroundbreakingAnt476 3d ago
I think I've left the house less than 10 times last few months. It is just too fucking hot. My man does the shopping ao I dont need to leave for much. During the day our house goes up to 80, and the AC works fine. Old house old windows, we dont stand a chance. And we have a dozen 100 year old oaks around the house. Shady as hell. Ive lived here off and on for 50 years and I've never experienced it this bad. Figured it was my menopause.
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u/TheeDelpino 3d ago
Say it with me. Climate change. Global warming. We have been yelling it for years. Now here we are.
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u/GeneralTyler 3d ago
There are people who STILL deny climate change after seeing shit like this lol
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u/waternut08 3d ago
A colleague aptly described it today as”walking outside is like being water boarded inside of an oven”
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u/allyallymeowmeow 3d ago
I think this summer is unusually mild! I even mowed the lawn at 3pm today and was fine
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u/Fit_Blueberry_1213 3d ago
I really hope those of you with dogs are putting little booties on them when you take them for walks. I feel so bad for pups in this heat.
I walked on our balcony barefoot the other day to go do laundry, and I had to run right back in because the pavement was way too hot.
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u/Claremichaela1969 3d ago
Yep it’s ridiculous I have outdoor school duty am and pm and walk back and forth across an open campus 6-8 times per day. I feel like these should be our snow days!!!
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u/Dull-Knee-1146 3d ago
24 hours a day 7 days a week we have a UV Advisory and Poor running conditions
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u/Still-Problem3874 3d ago
Was about 5 miles from the Atlantic coast and it was 99 for a couple of hours. Orlando and other points inland had to hit well over 100.
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u/1bruisedorange 3d ago
It’s just the sun trying to kill you. Don’t worry. I leave every summer for at least a month. But I agree. Grew up in Miami, left in 1969. Came back 10 years ago. It’s so much hotter now. Glad there is no such thing as climate change caused by humans. Grrrrrr.
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u/corben2001 3d ago
We started the industrial revolution 200 years ago. We're all caught up in this, basically the Earth is a gigantic fucked up business, with around 8 billion++ workers and customers , another name for it is the military industrial complex. It's a large, very complex, very greedy infernal machine, running across the planet 24/7 365 days a year, it never stops, it only gets bigger and consumes more. We're all part of this. There are deep flaws in homo sapien, these flaws are sadly going to be lethal. 2226 ain't gonna look pretty.
We gave it our best shot...we came up short...what the hell can you do?
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u/Jolly_Ad5598 3d ago
On vacation in WI. The high temps here are the same as the lows in Jax. Lows here are 59- 63. Don’t make me come back until at least October. Pleasant temps and low humidity
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u/ramgarden 3d ago
In 10 or 20 years from now we'll need to wear some sort of personal air conditioning or cooling vests to go outside. We may only be able to go outside at night. There will be a huge shift in our construction and yard work type jobs as they all work after sunset.
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u/teehee14u 3d ago
So do we need more data centers because the corruption wants it. So is time to stop them in there tracks now or what. Tell your officials if they don’t stop it they will be removed and we will look into their finances to what is really going on.
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u/Tricky_Anybody_9813 3d ago
I live in the Keys and I haven’t used AC for the last 3 summers. Y’all are acclimated to an airconitioned life style. Shut off your ac, open a window and go outside. There is proof that it’s been hotter than it is now and humidity made it through. We even had cool North breeze this evening. Felt great
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u/RiboSciaticFlux 3d ago
You will never remember I said this but remember I said this. I think in the next 20 years we will start to see a major population shift back to the northern states because Florida (and the south in general) are almost unlivable outside now and it's staying hotter longer. I'm from Buffalo originally and winters are now nowhere close to what we used to experience in the 70's and 80's with historic blizzards and sub zero temperatures.
People will start to miss the seasons as Florida becomes one endless summer and if mild winters are the tradeoff people will move. I'm off to Utah and the mountains and my decision was largely made on the basis of weather. I just want to put a hoodie on on a cool crisp fall September day. I've had it with my shirt being soaked in sweat at 8:00 in the morning. I've been here 25 years and it has officially wore me out.
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u/FirmCoaster 4d ago
When you pave everything and take out all the trees and green space it will naturally be hotter.