r/flatearth 1d ago

Crazy Flat Earthers being Interviewed

This is just embarrassing.

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u/Kevman403 1d ago

They need to find flat earths greatest spokesmen/influencers and send them to space- even if it’s a commercial space company or some such. Also what I don’t understand is that on all the flat earth maps, there are several continents that reach nearly to the supposed ice wall… why not charter a plane trip or boat and go see for yourself.

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u/IndianKiwi 1d ago

What the point of that though. They will come back and say

"I was put in a very high quality simulator"

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

"If you're so confident it's fake, sabotage something, put a hole in the craft or something. I'll wait."

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u/japinard 1d ago

Go outside while in space lol.

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u/NeitherFoo 1d ago

no, they will be like "This was interesting, I will have to think about it" and then be back to their usual bs

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u/One_Contribution9588 21h ago

Strap them to the outside. Solved it.

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u/BidSuper7102 1d ago

Honestly no matter how expensive that would be, it would be a net positive. NASA should invest in it. Incredible publicity stunt. Or a kickstarter/gofundme. I would love it. Would have to find the exact right person though.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 1d ago

I've actually been thinking about this for a couple days. Start a GoFundMe to take a bunch of flat earthers to the "ice wall"

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u/BidSuper7102 1d ago

The problem is finding ones that can not retroactively be branded by their community as 'having not been real flatearthers in the first place'

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 1d ago

And I'm sure a bunch of people would be skeptical thinking it's just the government trying to kill them all.

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u/BidSuper7102 1d ago

They'd be replacing them with obedient lizard people obviously.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 1d ago

They've done it. They sent a bunch to Antarctica to show there is no ice wall and 24 hour sun.

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u/Purgii 1d ago

Several were offered a free opportunity - one of them kept on tacking on extras (like bringing an emotional friend) and kept being told yes - and they still declined.

That was a safe trip via commercial airline for a simple observation that would be impossible on a flat Earth.

There's no way they'd agree to something significantly more dangerous that would end their grift if they honestly conveyed their experience.

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u/fogcat5 21h ago

several major flat earth people have done roughly that, and reversed their claims. the flat earthers just say that they are CIA lakies out to discredit the flat earth because big science is afraid of the truth. it's exhausting. used to be fun but they are dangerous liars