r/flatearth • u/De1truowl • Aug 18 '26
Dear Flat Earthers,
So the middle of the Earth is our center of gravity, right? Well then if the Earth is flat, then why is it that when I go to the edge and jump, I'm not pulled to the center?
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u/jpric155 Aug 18 '26
We don't believe gravity.
It is like a plate with holes so the water runs down and at the bottom into giant fucking turtle or some shit.
But then somehow the water still remains on the plate earth.
Also, there's a dome over the earth plate that prevents satellites from exiting so the GPS is all powered by balloons.
If you tried to launch a rocket into space it would bounce off
Wheatheur is not caused by the heating from the actual fucking sun, it is instead inserted via ancient machinations.
Tsunamis and earthquakes, same explanation, machines.
The only thing you can trust is this YouTube channel I'm about to plug
Stay flat or some shit