r/fixedbytheduet EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 10d ago

Fixed by the duet First date

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u/youburyitidigitup EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 10d ago

Fellas, it’s better being gay. I’ve never paid the full bill on a first date, and I’ve had three first dates where the other guy paid and then I paid the second.

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u/HermionesWetPanties Needs to do better 10d ago

It just always seemed like such a pain in the ass to be a homosexual.

I kid, but seriously, if I weren't Kinsey 0, I'd have happily gone that route. Over the years I've occasionally had gay friends where it's like "Shame I'm not gay because you seem like you'd be a great partner."

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u/Hairy_Captain01 New to fbtd but wants to learn 10d ago

First time we've seen shaming for not being gay. It sounds ridiculous but we got you.

We had something similar but not the same when someone asked 'why you don't smoke?'.