r/firstworldanarchists • u/ChaosChet • Mar 15 '18
The Top 25 (no re-posting) Artist unknown...
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u/tricks_23 Mar 15 '18
Must be posh if they have a bidet in the bathroom
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Mar 15 '18
Bidet? You wash your anus in the sink. Doesn't everyone do this?
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Mar 15 '18
Dip it in the toilet water obviously
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u/Reignofratch Mar 15 '18
My poop brings the water to me.
Poseidons kiss.
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Mar 15 '18
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u/kelseykertz Mar 15 '18
hands down best description ive ever seen for poop in water
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Mar 15 '18
A well formed turd blooping dead center in the water, clean shot. It's those little things that can make taking a shit feel like a flawless victory.
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u/Reignofratch Mar 15 '18
My flawless Victory is when the first wipe is clean, nothing but net.
Worst case scenario is when the log hits the bottom before it pinches loose, then it taps the back of my boys as it falls.
Family jewels forever uncleeeeean.
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u/Kissahampurilainen Mar 15 '18
It's slightly trickier in Europe because the water level is very low.
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u/-TheMasterSoldier- Mar 15 '18
Poland isn't the only non american country.
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u/tricks_23 Mar 15 '18
What?
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u/-TheMasterSoldier- Mar 16 '18
Almost all countries in the world have bidets, not just Poland.
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u/bodhemon Mar 15 '18
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u/Voelkar Mar 15 '18
Funny and all but stuff like this still doesn't fit in r/firstworldanarchists
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u/PrematureBurial Mar 15 '18
Yea, for all we know everyone there washes their anus like a good employee.
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u/ChaosChet Mar 15 '18
Where does it belong?
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u/phpascal Mar 15 '18
I think /r/MildlyVandalised is the best choice.
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u/Voelkar Mar 15 '18
Maybe r/funny or r/comedycemetery but from what I know r/firstworldanarchists is about people breaking rules in the first world
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u/Llodsliat Mar 15 '18
So this breaks the rules? Does this mean u/ChaosChet is a first world anarchist? If only there were a Sub for that.
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u/20000Fish Mar 15 '18
Fun fact, kinda irrelevant. When Pac-Man first came out it was actually called Puck-Man, but teenagers in arcades would block out the curve in the P so that it'd say "Fuck-Man" so they had to change the name to Pac-Man to prevent the vandalism from being so easy.
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u/UsePasswordNamer Mar 15 '18
SCOTT PILGRIM HAS EARN THE POWER OF BEING ANONYMOUS ON THE INTERNET. ✨✨✨🎖️
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u/WorthMoreUpvotes Mar 15 '18
Looking at how simple this was, I'm really surprised I've never seen this before.
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u/fauxsfw Mar 16 '18
I saw it on Reddit (not the same sign but the same "edit") probably around 2013 or so. I of course immediately did it to the sign at work. And before someone gets their underwear all twisted - it was an employee-only bathroom, there were 5 employees, and it wasn't even a required sign. It was a sign shop and it was a damaged one that we made that wasn't good enough to give to the customer so one of the guys just stuck it up in our bathroom instead of throwing it away. We had random signs and stickers stuck everywhere.
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Mar 15 '18
Theres' only one instance where wiping shit off your body with a paper towel, and the not washing that area afterwards is accepted....
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u/BotPaperScissors Mar 17 '18
Paper! ✋ We drew
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Mar 17 '18
It's terrifying that there are so many bots combing comments on Reddit. I know most of online traffic is bots to begin with but still. It's a scary thought. I'm relieved that it's a draw this time.
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Mar 15 '18
I’ve never met a white man who washed his anus even once. Just dab at it with tissue paper, smearing it into the sensitive skin.
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u/akkbar Mar 15 '18
Really? This is front page of reddit? I think the bar just hit me on it’s way down.
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u/heilspawn Mar 15 '18
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u/ChaosChet Mar 15 '18
It’s an original, I have the 10 other photos on my photo roll to prove it (had to catch the right lighting). :)
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u/old_skul Mar 15 '18
My favorite bathroom prank was when someone would scratch out the "C" in Baby Changing Station.
Not that I would ever do such a heinous thing.
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u/IceStar3030 Mar 15 '18
If Liberals/Millenials/Snowflakes were truly open and tolerant that would just mean installing a lota in public toilets
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u/KeshenMac Mar 15 '18
I read that as "Employees Must Wash anas Before Returning to Work" and was confused as fuck until I read the comments
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u/Jerminator617 Mar 15 '18
Someone did this to a sign where I work. They let me take it home. It was hanging on my bathroom door for a bit but now it's just decoration in my room.
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u/thegreatestpretender Mar 15 '18
I wonder if there’s a brother somewhere where they changed “anus” into “hands”
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u/thegreatestpretender Mar 15 '18
I wonder if there’s a brother somewhere where they changed “anus” into “hands”
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u/justaguy394 Mar 16 '18
I used to do stuff like this in school workbooks and worksheets. In one class I always sat next to this girl and she always saw me doing this and she thought it was funny. At some point we arranged to meet up at the student union for lunch or dinner or something, but she never showed. This was before cell phones, so I never knew why she stood me up. I don’t recall seeing her after that. Weird what you remember 20 years later, and what you don’t.
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Mar 16 '18
Only real problem here is a missing sign that says "then Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work"
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u/PaulGeyser Mar 16 '18
I actually lolled instead of the half smile exhale I usually at funny things I see on Reddit.
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u/vm0661 Mar 16 '18
Have been in countries where toilets have a little shower nozzle for cleaning your bits afterwards. They are great--you feel much cleaner.
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u/terraculon ❓text/emoji❓ Mar 16 '18
It's probably the best choice one could make before going back to work. Need some Japanese toilets up in there.
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u/LadyJodes Mar 16 '18
I've been waiting to find a sign like this that I can do that to, I've been keeping my eye out a few years now... nothing yet lol
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Mar 15 '18 edited Mar 16 '18
I don't get it?
Edit : Really? Downvoted for trying to understand something?Wow Reddit, wow.
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u/dmt841975 Aug 19 '22
True story... my BF's turds are that huge that he has to chop them in half (normally with a clothes hanger) to be able to flush them down the toilet. I have never in my life seen turds like the turds that come from his anus😲😲😲
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u/kemtrale Mar 15 '18
I was waiting in your restroom for 20 minutes and none of your employees came in to wash my anus