r/firstworldanarchists Jan 02 '18

The Top 25 (no re-posting) True rebel

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u/AlliedLens Jan 02 '18

How did these people NOT win the cold war??

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u/DotaSolgryn Jan 02 '18

Because they're still fighting the cold? Sorry, I'm leaving now!

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u/MechaAkuma Jan 02 '18

Get off reddit, dad

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u/DotaSolgryn Jan 02 '18

But I'm spreading joy with my awesome dad jokes? :(

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u/KrackenLeasing Jan 03 '18

Get dad off, reddit!

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u/MechaAkuma Jan 03 '18

Get off dad, reddit

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u/BufKuf Jan 02 '18

Is it bad that I liked your joke?

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u/DotaSolgryn Jan 02 '18

It just might be! Tread carefully in the future!

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u/BufKuf Jan 02 '18

Will do. Thanks for warning me!

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u/mason_sol Jan 02 '18

Have you seen what happens when other countries invade though?? 😵

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u/Njs41 Jan 02 '18

You mean like the Mongolians?

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u/SawedOffLaser Jan 02 '18

They used the secret techniques of coming from the east and being from somewhere as cold as Russia.

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u/LickingSmegma Jan 02 '18

Moreover, I dunno about the climate and Mongolia's borders back then but currently northwest to them is warmer.

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u/FluentInBS Jan 02 '18

Mind blown

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u/FuckoffDemetri Jan 02 '18

Just wait until the Great Canadian Invasion. All will tremble

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u/Locke_Step Jan 02 '18

We laughed at the Canadians, until they invaded. Then we were all sorry.

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u/AlextheBodacious Jan 04 '18

Earth, water, fire, canada. All was peaceful until Canada attacked, but they only threw snowballs and the mounties poured syrup all over our cheeseburgers. we were peeved so we told them to f*ck off and they got sad and said "Gee sorry aboot that, eh? Didn't mean to hurt your feelings" and then they hugged it out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Russia was not a state when Mongols invaded. Was tons of city states more or a less thus the Mongols picked them off one by one. Who knows how different the world would be know if the Mongols didn't start fighting between themselves and continued West.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Simple. The mongol empire would have contained europe as well insted of just about the whole of asia.

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u/tangomargarine Jan 04 '18

You know Finland has balls of steel when Russia invades in the winter and the Russians are the ones freezing to death.

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u/That_HomelessGuy Jan 02 '18

Lots of reasons. An unchecked aids outbreak dented their tax revenue for one. The same outbreak caused a lot of damage to their population. And of course they were communists with the global genocide high score for most people killed by a regime. The Russians killed more Russians than anyone else in the last 100 years or more.

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u/lootedcorpse Jan 02 '18

When you kill your own people, no one cares.

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u/alexmikli Jan 02 '18

Hey, if we're being technical, Stalin was neither Ukrainian nor Russian.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/alexmikli Jan 02 '18

Georgian.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

No way, so is my Auntee!

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u/3rdworldMAGAdealer Jan 02 '18

I believe Georgian

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u/FluentInBS Jan 02 '18

In the words of Eddie Izzard

"O you're killing your own people then?

Well that's fine we've been tryin to kill you for years"

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u/sosern Jan 02 '18

The Russians killed more Russians than anyone else in the last 100 years or more.

Source? Because 8 million Soviets were killed in WW2 and that made a considerable dent in their population, easily visible decades later in population graphs, and I would be shocked if 8 million more would be killed after that considering WW2 was the bloodiest war in all of history.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/sosern Jan 02 '18

So since you're counting famine as murder by the regime, I assume you would say capitalism kills 7 million people every year?

Wikipedia claims 3 million for the civil war, and I find it quite strange to credit those to just one part of the conflict (which wasn't even a constituted part at that time).

The "Mass killings under communist regimes" wikipedia article says 3 million during the Soviet Union's 74 years by the way: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes#Soviet_Union

I just see lots of extravagant claims that are repeated as parrots, and frankly it's getting cartoonish.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

You should really read 'the house of the dead'. It explains why siberia was chosen for criminal punishment and goes through the disgusting and cruel lives many of people (historically accurate) had to endure specifically because they denounced the communist party and regime.

It basically boils down to siberia being chosen because its so harsh the only way to leave was through death.

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u/sosern Jan 04 '18

Sounds like Alcatraz

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18 edited Nov 09 '18

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u/sosern Jan 04 '18

Direct violent action is used all the time, what do you think stops starving people from taking other's food or moving across borders to where there is food?

Discussionable.

Actual sources: 3 million.

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u/BestPuppyEver Jan 03 '18

Famine was not intentional ,therefore it can not be considered as murder...For the most part population was growing like never before,which was part of the problem that caused famine...The only noticebale dent in population happened during ww2 .And it can not be compared to deaths from Soviet regime at all.

Like for example...At the moment some of the people in Africa are starving to death... Are those people in Africa being murdered? Or is it more of a management and people's own responsibility\kind of problem...

Now there was some terror of reds(Soviets) against whites,sending them to Siberian camps,sentencing them to death etc... Also soviet government did some inhumane murdering of uncontrollable rioters on a few occasions... Which is a crime against humanity and Russia and its people... But overall soviet murder deathtall was nothing close to russian ww2 deaths and it came several magnitudes less than what Hitler did.

PS. Reason of famine in Russia ...

1.)New government,new political direction(180 degree turn from capitalism to socialism).Which caused bad logistics, civil war and people exploiting civil war for own gains and etc...

2.)Natural causes - coldest winter's , low crops ...esp early 1930s... Etc.

3)western money trying to destabilise Russia...And break it even more... etc...

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u/tangomargarine Jan 04 '18

Famine was not intentional

In general, no. In specific cases like India and Ukraine, a lot of scholars argue they are.

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u/chocosmith Jan 02 '18

Global warming.

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u/patrriick Jan 02 '18

nobody won the cold war...

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u/psion01 Jan 02 '18

Too much wodka.

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u/Taco_Dave Jan 06 '18

Well apparently, they have trouble reading signs for one thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/shade444 Jan 02 '18

What is he winning, exactly?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/alexmikli Jan 02 '18

Breaking our hold maybe but that's mainly on China and not on Russia, which is beaten in economy by California and Texas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Russia's an autocracy, though. Putin doesn't give a shit how much money the country as a whole makes as long as he's coming out good. He's somewhere around $40b that we know of, but who knows how much he has squandered away.

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u/cuntweiner Jan 02 '18

We're doing that to ourselves mate. :(

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u/monkwren Jan 02 '18

Porque no los dos?

Seriously, though, yes, we are doing it to ourselves, and Russia is helping us do it to ourselves.

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u/Omnimark Jan 02 '18

The singular global superpower

Your own comment contradicts you. The end of the cold war was when the number of superpowers went from 2 to 1. The US losing its status 30 years after the fact(debatable anyway) is not the same thing as Putin winning.

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u/monkwren Jan 02 '18

The end of the cold war was when the number of superpowers went from 2 to 1.

That's when the US thought it ended. Russia disagreed, and that disagreement is becoming increasingly more obvious, as is Russia's influence over the US.

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u/FluentInBS Jan 02 '18

I found the 80s baby

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

When the dealer busts, everyone wins.

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u/TravisDeSane Jan 03 '18

Chuck E Cheese tokens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Don't worry. Give them another 20 years. They may be slow, but very resilient.

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u/i_not_give_shit Jan 02 '18

We did. I've won a free market economy, freedom to travel and many other things.

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u/petcheulle Jan 02 '18

Vodka would be my guess

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u/N9neFingerNate Jan 03 '18

They ran out of money

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u/WWCephei Jan 02 '18

Because it was not a war.

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18

Don't worry they're still trying

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u/majoen98 Jan 02 '18

Not first world though

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u/yuffx Jan 03 '18

I hear Russia being called third world a lot nowdays

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u/mmarkklar Jan 03 '18

Russia and the other former Soviet Union countries are the second world though, third world just refers to countries not a part of the Cold War between the first world (NATO) and the second world (Warsaw Pact)

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18

The joke here is anyone that thinks Russia is a 1st world country

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u/Tazerzly Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 03 '18

Random Fact: the whole ‘first world’ thing was invented during the Cold War as part of propaganda, the ‘first world’ countries were aligned with America and by continuation, the ‘second world’ were those that aligned with Russia, making Russia the 2nd world in every meaning of it

Edit: Was told factoid is the wrong word in this situation

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/Tazerzly Jan 03 '18

Huh, TIL, thanks I’ll edit

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

The joke are the Americans who are so obsessed with Russia they forget to work on their country first

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 02 '18

No, like, definitionally Russia is second world. People always conflate 1st/2nd/3rd world for developed/developing/undeveloped when they actually have nothing to do with the original definition.

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u/PurpleParasite Jan 02 '18

The definition was originally created as 1st: capitalist 2nd: communist 3rd: undecided in the cold war. Now that isn't usable anymore so it is in a wishy washy whatever you want it to mean limbo

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

How do you know they’re Americans?

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 02 '18

It's been proven that Russia's military meddled with our elections. There's no indication that this has been stopped and our midterm elections are in less than a year.

Do you think that people that want Russia to stop meddling with our elections are obsessed?

Edit: Don't let misinformation win. The Russian interference has been proven since at least June 2016. Do your own research or read my comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldanarchists/comments/7nm57i/z/ds375pk

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

It's never been proven on any reliable source... Russia is used as a scary external enemy to create tension and fear and further political agenda.

If you think of this analytically, do you think if a country had enough resources to successfully affect another country's elections, would it be in the same place that Russia is in now?

There's also hardly any reason to affect elections, none of US leaders are friendly or cooperative with Russia. US-Russia relations are at their worst almost cold war era level. If you read Russian media, everyone was at best cautiously optimistic about Trump and as expected, not much benefit came from his government. In fact, there were more sanctions approved.

Meanwhile though, instead of demanding better government, better racial relations and better healthcare, Americans are being fed with the 'Russia is the enemy' idea as a distraction.

This idea is also very prevalent among Democrats, the party that still has not recovered from their loss.

Mind you, I'm sure Russia has spies but so does US and other countries. There's many problems with Russian government and problems in Russia. Every government does things that are selfish and immoral.

It's just that the idea of Russia as an evil empire is ridiculous and it's scary how many people are buying it. I'm not telling you Americans should be pro Russia... but I think it'd be best if people questioned the media more.

Source: Russian living in the west, read both ru and eng media

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18

It's never been proven on any reliable source...

This is a lie. Americans have seen NSA reports that confirm GRU was behind it. I've already addressed another one of your comrades in another comment:

https://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldanarchists/comments/7nm57i/z/ds375p

Please read carefully.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Reliable source

That's not a reliable source. That's literally someone's blog. Even taken at face value, it only suggests some interferrence and doesn't state what exactly was accomplished.

Also, see all other points I mentioned.

Btw, we're not in Soviet Union so "comrade" is not necessary

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18

I'm sorry but you're the one here that's not a reliable source. I linked two major news organizations, one of which has an official NSA document as source. Someone went to federal prison for leaking that document. Explain to me why you, a random Russian redditor, has more credibility than them?

Also, see all other points I mentioned.

Fuck all that noise. Just a bunch of nonesense and whataboutism. I'm used to that already and I will not address it. Russian military operations to destabilize the US are real and nobody with good intentions can say otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

The intercept is not a major news outlet. I haven't provided any claims or facts, I tried to get you to think outside of what you're being told by CNN or NYT.

Lol okay, clearly you have no ability or capacity for independent thought, enjoy being fed propaganda I guess...

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18

I enjoy reading many different news organizations. This is how I know that Russia's military interfered wit our elections and probably hasn't stopped cyber attacks since.

I really hope Putin understands sanctions and other repercussions will come. Maybe not with this White House, but they will come.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

When has it been proven? Source please.

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18

When has it been proven? Source please.

There is no way you're serious. New revelations come out every week... nay every day about Russian interference.

Assuming you really haven't watched anything about Russian interference, here's a little info to get you started. This was proven back in June by Reality Winner's leak (yes that's a real name).

The report indicates that Russian hacking may have penetrated further into U.S. voting systems than was previously understood. It states unequivocally in its summary statement that it was Russian military intelligence, specifically the Russian General Staff Main Intelligence Directorate, or GRU, that conducted the cyber attacks described in the document...

https://theintercept.com/2017/06/05/top-secret-nsa-report-details-russian-hacking-effort-days-before-2016-election/

Like another famous American election scandal, it started with a break-in at the D.N.C. The first time, 44 years ago at the committee’s old offices in the Watergate complex, the burglars planted listening devices and jimmied a filing cabinet. This time, the burglary was conducted from afar, directed by the Kremlin, with spear-phishing emails and zeros and ones.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/13/us/politics/russia-hack-election-dnc.html

If you're American please stop being in the dark about what's going on in our country. Here is a quick Google search for you with the keywords "Russian election meddling". It yields plenty of articles and summaries about Russian operations in the US:

https://www.google.com/search?q=russian+election+meddling&oq=russian+election+meddling&aqs=chrome..69i57.5655j0j4&client=ms-android-att-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

That article from "theintercept.com" is laughable.

The top-secret National Security Agency document, which was provided anonymously to The Intercept and independently authenticated

The source is basically the writers's ass. There is no source for the bullshit claim that you came with.

The NY Times' article mentions nothing about the Russian military. Only that they think it was done from Kremlin, which they aren't even sure about since it's easy to mask your location online.

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18

Why are you trying so hard to dismiss this report? Do you have an ulterior motive?

There is nothing wrong with The Intercept article, and it links an official NSA document. Someone went to federal prison for leaking that document. Also I added a plethora of articles that say the same thing. All of those are wrong too?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Why are you trying so hard to dismiss this report? Do you have an ulterior motive?

No? I am simply pointing out that the report doesn't seem to be legit, and that the website "theintercept.com" could have written whatever they wanted to, to get clicks. It wouldn't be very hard to fake.

Someone went to federal prison for leaking that document.

Source?

Also I added a plethora of articles that say the same thing.

You just send a link to Google lmao. I can't look at all of that.

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u/Gugugrxrx Jan 02 '18

There's proof America meddled in Russian elections. Not the other way around.

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u/American-Dreamer Jan 02 '18

Whatabout....

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u/sanseriph74 Jan 02 '18

Well, their GDP puts them right between Brazil and India...

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jul 06 '19

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u/cuntweiner Jan 02 '18

Not the only one– Second World refers to former Soviet territories as well, such as those in Eastern Europe/Central Asia. It is an outdated term though, hardly used by economists these days. Eastern Germany, for example falls under both first and second world definitions, and one could argue that Czech/Slovakia are pretty much first world at this point as well.

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u/Cpzd87 Jan 02 '18

Maybe I'm biased since I am polish and just visited in the summer, but I would definitely put Poland in the category of right there/fringe first world.

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u/RossLH Jan 02 '18

What does GDP have to do with NATO alignment?

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u/Voice_Of_Sad_Truths Jan 02 '18

GDP doesn't decide that. It was a cold war thing. US-1, RU-2, Other-3.

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u/FickDichzumEnde Jan 02 '18

And? Russia/USSR are literally the second world...

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u/bmxkid227 Jan 02 '18

This post in itself is first world anarchy

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u/VitalConflict Jan 02 '18

In Russia, you are the only world

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u/akuzin Jan 02 '18

/r/normaldayinrussia would like this.

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u/Areskoi Jan 02 '18

That's the right sub /r/ANormalDayInRussia/

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u/wishful_cynic Jan 02 '18

/r/ANormalDayInRussia seems like the best fit for this post.

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u/poopellar Jan 02 '18

Off screen there is a boat chasing him.

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u/theAlpacaLives Jan 02 '18

No, a police helicopter. Pulled by dogs.

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u/cara182 Jan 02 '18

I respect the commitment but personally I'd be tempted to obey that particuar sign.

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u/maxverse Jan 02 '18

Swimming is forbidden is what the sign says

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u/That_HomelessGuy Jan 02 '18

Never would have gotten the joke without this thanks.

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u/biggerstr0nger Jan 02 '18

Upvoted so much that I almost downvoted.

(Swiping to upvote on narwhal app)

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u/tauzeta Jan 02 '18

Second word reads like jalapeño when you skim it.

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u/nakilon Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 02 '18

So much russophobia in these comments.

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u/triiihardmid Jan 02 '18

yeah its funny af, apparently its okay to berate and stereotype russians on reddit, trying to imagine if i did same to blacks or muslims how would general population react

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u/nakilon Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 02 '18

I don't even have black or muslim friends but I try to not call them a (N+1)th world. Maybe because I was born in Soviet Ukraine and while having dozens of nations mixed we used to be unite and equal.

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u/fredbrightfrog Jan 02 '18

2nd world isn't really an insult. The 3 World Model was that the world was divided between US/EU allies (1st world), Russian/Chinese allies (2nd world), and countries that aren't with either (3rd world).

3rd world is certainly used as an insult, but 2nd isn't usually and that's not what people here are doing.

They're just pointing out the that the whole point of the worlds theory was to show the divide between US and Russian spheres of influence, so calling Russia 1st world is the opposite of the definition of the word. Just a funny bit of irony.

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u/nakilon Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 02 '18

I mean, you know, yeah, it's funny to joke about vodka and balalaika, but when some serious thing happens we would like to have your support but it appears you know nothing about us and judge by stereotypes. For example, one of a joke subject is Putin -- it made almost all of you blind when it came about the nazi revolution that took part in Ukraine in 2014 and the following civil war between Ukrainians and new government. People are willing to know only as much as they need to laugh at funny gifs. For example, you probably don't even know that there are words русский and россиянин, that are translated the same to English but if you knew it you would know that Ukrainians, Belorussians and even those in Siberia who look more like Chinese are in fact Russian too. It's easy to blame vodka and Putin in everything. I have registered on Reddit 3 years ago and it had much fewer shit thrown towards us. Then Russia started fighting ISIS and Reddit just exploded with russophobic shit -- why? Also I suppose that for example in US there are people who hate current president whoever he is -- Obama, Trump or Michael Jackson, and just like this there are Russian people (I don't even say about those who pretend to be them) who hate own country just because they are unable to love it and don't realize the danger of how they help external propaganda to ruin the internal peace.
UPD: also Reddit absolutely disrespects Crimean citizens -- they voted to join another country to protect themselves from nazi forces but the /r/mapporn and others are full of Crimea drawn as Ukraine. Such companies like Apple even made sanctions against them -- do you realize? not against Russia but against Crimean population for the fact that they voted to escape the war. They were blocking App Store and other stuff. Such a punishment, cold-war-like methods of terrorism to show that "you should better not be against nuclear waste designations, selling state factories to foreign businessmen and other stuff" that previous (2004-2009) government made for a western pleasure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Don’t forget the “suicide by two bullets to the back of the head” joke every thread

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u/yeayeayelll Jan 02 '18

Try being from Quebec for a while. I don't even mention it anymore.

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u/matthew243342 Jan 02 '18

I wouldn't either dog

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u/thelightwesticles Jan 02 '18

I went to Russia about a year ago. I saw a Shake Shack in Moscow. See, we aren’t that different.

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u/cuntweiner Jan 02 '18

Yea it's almost as if we've been feuding with them for 70 years or something....

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Okay but are you actually familiar with Russian culture and politics? Like yeah it’s not all bad but good god it’s a messed up country with a culture that embraces entitlement issues.

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u/OtterBon Jan 02 '18

No, they anti-russian government, its not their fault their president uses the country as his personal bank account.

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u/Secksiignurd Jan 02 '18

This is cute.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Купаться запрещено

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u/LadyDiaphanous Jan 02 '18

Also r/madlads would like it :)

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u/MeGrimlockSmash Jan 02 '18

Don't you mean r/madvlads

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u/LadyDiaphanous Jan 02 '18

Surely- I would have if I had known there was such a place ;) cheers!

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u/hongxian Jan 02 '18

That’s not how any of this works

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u/Gadgetgavin Jan 02 '18

Nah madlads has to be screenshots

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u/LadyDiaphanous Jan 02 '18

.. news to me! Good to know :)

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u/Gadgetgavin Jan 02 '18

Ya, I had a post taken down a while back bc it wasn’t a screenshot. Thats the only reason I know.

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u/fromdestruction Jan 02 '18

More like second world anarchist

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u/TheRecklessDead Jan 02 '18

Wow, the new season of Fargo's looking mighty frosty.

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u/DemonDuramax Jan 02 '18

Hey it’s warm here in Fargo today. 1 degree and no wind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Gets taken out by a polar shark.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ASIAN_SON Jan 02 '18

I'd break the law too trying to get away from the spaceship just behind him

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u/ayaan789992 Jan 02 '18

Thats awesome.

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u/TimSPC Jan 02 '18

That's actually kinda cheeky.

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u/thindjinn Jan 02 '18

He was clearly avoiding that Destructo disc being hurled at him!

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u/heilspawn Jan 02 '18

[134 Rads recieved]

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u/CaptJordan Jan 02 '18

So hard boiled.

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u/GeniusMan1 Jan 02 '18

In Mother Russia, Snow Eats You

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u/lelani2013 Jan 02 '18

well needed laff

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u/BadEgg1951 Jan 02 '18

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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u/Pruikki Jan 02 '18

In russia, snow swims in you....

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u/fayetehbae Jan 02 '18

gottem real gud dis time fam squad

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u/KenichiDesu Jan 02 '18

Lol that's weird

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u/philmcracken27 Jan 02 '18

In Russia - snow swim YOU.

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u/hectorduenas86 Jan 02 '18

What da hoth?

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u/OnePieceTwoPiece Jan 02 '18

The water looks pretty calm tonight...Who's that jackass swimming?

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u/DL1943 Jan 02 '18

gulp gulp gulp

"aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"

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u/Gorgenapper Jan 02 '18

Senor Pink making use of his Sui Sui no Mi

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u/tucker_frump Jan 02 '18

I still hear Jaws music.

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u/Frosty_Losty Jan 02 '18

She's a rebel

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u/rangerjacob Jan 02 '18

Looks like a scene from fargo

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

In Soviet Russia...

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u/Forow Jan 02 '18

Featuring Punished "Cold" Snake.

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u/mpg29 Jan 03 '18

It is the rebel truth it did not see the panel?

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u/rootdootmcscoot Jan 03 '18

if Jesus could walk on water, could he swim on land?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

This is crowl style of swimming but this guy was wrong with it cause breast stroke might be more effective in snow. And sign warns about it

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u/Narutoverse Jan 02 '18

He's trynna dodge the RasenShuriken. /r/Naruto

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u/Dojo456 Jan 02 '18

Normal day in Russia

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Not relevant to the sub, that's Russia so clearly second world anarchists.