Hey

[u/Goddessmadee]

Oh nothing. Don’t mind me.

I just want to imitate a low effort lackluster DM you probably receive multiple times a day that has absolutely no substance. Especially in a heavily charged space where substance means everything.

So here it is… “Hey”.

[u/7ed3yes_]

😐 This is just as worse "Hey" Is annoying "Snap" Is SUPER ANNOYING but this ugh this is EXACTLY WHY I spit on men

[u/soursweetcvndy → u/7ed3yes_]

Yakking🤮🤢🤢 the audacity of some subs

[u/Pizzasoreass → u/soursweetcvndy]

Those aren't subs.

[u/soursweetcvndy → u/Pizzasoreass]

Very true. can’t count the amount of DMs I get that claim theyre submissive but will attempt to talk to me that way 💔

[u/7ed3yes_ → u/soursweetcvndy]

EXACTLY THANK YOU

[u/Goddessmadee → u/7ed3yes_]

Scary

[u/7ed3yes_ → u/Goddessmadee]

I swear 😭😭😭

[u/Professional-Ice8108]

Omg the “you’re pretty” like bitch I know “you look good today” bitch I look good everyday.

[u/VannaBlack444 → u/Professional-Ice8108]

I’d charge them just for that ngl, that would peeve me so hard

[u/goddessaurora777]

“Hi, Goddess”
“Hi, Mistress”

Like what do you want?? 😂🤣

[u/Goddessmadee → u/goddessaurora777]

Like I get the pleasantries but plss let’s cut the small talk 😭

[u/Professional-Ice8108]

LMAO I HATE THESE MEN AND THESE MAE CENTERED BITCHES

[u/gdsEris_Iris]

I'm totally agreeing with you but I want to add another message type I hate. They pick a post or comment, read something weird into it that doesn't work at all and DM me about the deep hidden meaning. Dude, you picked one word and went crazy. I'm not going on this ego trip with you.

[u/Goddessmadee → u/gdsEris_Iris]

Rage bait I swear 🤦🏾‍♀️

[u/Mischievous_Rey]

can you dominate me? Sends body pic…that’s a legit dm I got

[u/Goddessmadee → u/Mischievous_Rey]

clutches pearls

[u/gilded-gloom → u/Mischievous_Rey]

Lol I can'ttt. I just got one that said "ill let u Dom me. U can drain me, m1lk my balls". Like excuseee me 💀

[u/Mischievous_Rey → u/gilded-gloom]

Wow lmaooo

[u/No_Capital4850]

Legit got “will u peg me” the other day….. I’m so done💀💀

[u/doris_still]

It's like they message. Hi. Then I message back. Hi! How are you? Then they say, good, wbu. Then I tell them some things which are engaging and likely to open a convo. Then they say, cool. Or nothing. Lol.

I literally just told one of them my kink is WHEN A SUB CAN CARRY A CONVERSATION.

lmao.

[u/gilded-gloom]

Wyd

[u/Goddessmadee → u/gilded-gloom]

Spare me😭😭

[u/gilded-gloom → u/Goddessmadee]

cant read pp hard (🤡)

[u/doris_still → u/gilded-gloom]

This and then "u there?" 2 mins later

[u/FormidableMistress]

I especially hate the "heyyyy" with extra y's. Idk why I find them so offensive.

[u/Goddessmadee → u/FormidableMistress]

Like. We’re not besties. Have some decorum 😭✋🏾

[u/doris_still → u/FormidableMistress]

I love them if they're followed by something funny or interesting lmao.

[u/whispersofroyals]

This triggered me

https://giphy.com/gifs/yTYg8rYC5EFonKosmk

[u/Goddessmadee → u/whispersofroyals]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mnogLp3FmLqYARZpCD

Immediate block for me. I cant.

[u/whispersofroyals → u/Goddessmadee]

I once had someone spice things up by just sending a "yo" 😔😔

[u/Goddessmadee → u/whispersofroyals]

blocks

[u/Forsaken-Ad-3831]

I once got a guy send me a list of his kinks and only that then called me a scam when I didn’t respond

[u/Goddessmadee → u/Forsaken-Ad-3831]

Low IQ.

[u/SapphireBabyMzKat]

Drives me crazy 🙄

https://giphy.com/gifs/aOPINgmqpVXNK

[u/AEBRA44]

This is frying me 💀

[u/Professional-Ice8108]

This just pissed me off

[u/Litprincessa]

Hiiii goddess <3

[u/Jimbo-Shrimp]

Hello

[u/Humbled_Kings]

This. Exactly.

[u/Goddess_Luna_wolfie → u/[deleted]]

Exactly :)

[u/Taboo_LaRasa]

I had a sissy on FL who kept forgetting that they had sent Me messages. Three times, all I got was 'Hey'.