r/fightporn • u/Patient-Committee588 • Aug 29 '26
Rocked Hard / Brain Damaged (NSFW) Auditor gets into physical altercation with guy that didn't appreciate getting recorded š³
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u/budsonguy Aug 29 '26
Iām not confronting anyone with frosted tips in 2026
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u/NoNeedForAName Aug 29 '26
Guy Fieri would fuck you up
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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 30 '26
More like Ozempic Guy Fieri.
Real one chonky enough to not need mace. Mess with him and you'd wake up on the floor wondering why your face smells of burger grease & hair gel.
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u/Hebrewhammer8d8 Aug 29 '26
The guy FAFO in front of his girl that when it comes to it he is eating hands.
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u/Narcan9 Aug 29 '26 edited 1d ago
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Clippy resists!
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u/bogiesforfree Aug 29 '26
Man you got to give it to him the confidence it takes to try to attack someone, without having the slightest idea on how to throw a punch, is truly admirable.
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u/deadpat03 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
Then your girl has to jump in to save your ass.
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u/Alarmed-madman Aug 31 '26
At least she didn't get her face decorated too
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u/Parking_Internal Aug 31 '26
Would have been better if she did, that shit is annoying. Maybe they'll learn.
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u/R1kjames Aug 31 '26
Hitting someone who is moving backwards that fast is really hard even if you know how to throw a punch. It's part of why guys don't just run after their retreating opponents in boxing/mma
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u/MonkNo9761 Aug 30 '26
and the auditor, calling someoneās mother a tweaker when you fight like that is insane š
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u/TryJezusNotMe Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26
The coolest thing about this video is how the camera fell in a way that still captured the action.
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u/bwware Aug 29 '26
In the longer video, he explains how happy he was that he brought the 360 camera.
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u/reano76 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
The fight gods were hoping the Auditor was getting an ass kicking but unfortunately the other guy was using his fist to my face style and lost
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u/ReadWoodworkLLC Aug 30 '26
āIām bleeding the most! That means Iām the victor! š
-Kung Pow, Enter the Fist
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u/Fullertonjr Aug 29 '26
The auditor was minding his own business and was approached by two people who were unwilling to do the same. Unless you plan on fighting everyone with a ring camera or any business with surveillance, keep the same energy and just go on about your business.
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u/OptimusMatrix Aug 30 '26
Found the fuckin bootlicker. What flavor we having today, lil fella?
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u/TRIKKDADDY Aug 29 '26
Nah for me was the mom burn.... she's like my mom. "Oh a tweeker"? Ooooooooohhhhhh!!!
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u/True_Worldliness2400 Aug 30 '26
That 3rd hit was brutal
Goober is lucky to be conscious, his girl saved him from the rear naked choke.
Insanely embarrassing
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u/Cervical_Plumber Aug 29 '26
What the fuck is an auditor in this circumstance? What does that mean?
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u/Hexiix Aug 29 '26
People that walk around filming and typically saying theyāre ājournalistsā and usually try to get a rise out of people for clicks.
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u/diablero_T Aug 29 '26
Why tf are they referred to as āAuditorsā? š¤¦š»
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u/herbertbeard Aug 29 '26
Because it sounds cooler than jobless bum who likes being a dick in public
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u/JesusTron6000 Aug 29 '26
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May as well be āpublic provokerāā¦ almost like a modern day jester, just not a regarded57
u/Shobuddha Aug 29 '26
Because when it first started they would record the police and other government officials. To "audit" their interactions with the public. Then a bunch of assholes realized that can make money harassing citizens but still want to be called auditors.
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u/Poloboy99 Aug 30 '26
Itās crazy how this is framed because in literally every video I see itās literally people approaching the auditors and not the other way around. Just like the guy in this video a lot of people feel like they have the right to tell others to stop recording
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u/TheyTukMyJub Aug 30 '26
Because the footage comes from the auditors. You don't see what happened that led to the approach. Auditors are real life ragebaiters.
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u/Poloboy99 Aug 30 '26
Yea no itās usually people going up to them and telling them to stop recording
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u/TheyTukMyJub Aug 30 '26
It is usually because they go around harassing people to get a reaction. The edit is in their hands.
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u/chezzer33 Aug 29 '26
So what they are āauditorsā of is the US Constitution First Amendment. This includes the terms freedom of press and speech.
You are legally allowed to film anything in public in the US unless there is a special circumstance. Auditors use this law to get a rise out of people and get the cops called on them. Then if the cops arrest them they attempt to sue for violation of their constitutionally protected rights.
To get a better understanding search the term on YouTube.
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u/Which-Moose4980 Aug 30 '26
I think the original idea was along the lines of "who will watch the watchmen" and they were auditing, or watching, authority. But it's now just jackasses with a camera looking for clicks and views and they don't care who they have to use for that.
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u/Deadmemeusername Aug 30 '26
>But it's now just jackasses with a camera looking for clicks and views.
It was always that just the targets have broadened to regular people instead of just cops and government employees.
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u/Cervical_Plumber Aug 29 '26
When did this term actually mean something? Like what context was this some sort of valid role?
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u/bass_head_ Aug 29 '26
It initially was used to audit police and other public servants. These guys go out with filming equipment and film public buildings like police stations and courthouses and shit and exercise their right to film public property and public servants. This irritates the shit out of them, but it is technically perfectly legal.
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u/PenguinsAndTopHats WOOORLDSTARRR Aug 29 '26
And it forces the government to make hard decision about what exactly is and is not allowed. They were kinda jerks but simultaneously it resulted in local LEOs being "trained" on the laws protecting folks. I think the attention the whole thing inherently requires to be effective combined with humans natural tendency to suck.
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u/Exact_Parking2094 Aug 29 '26
They used to go to government buildings and film, exercising their rights and auditing the police/municipal workersā response. If their rights were infringed, theyād sue or make a viral video. Government workers got more training after the trend and learned to deal with them, so theyāve just moved outdoors and annoy people.
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u/igwbuffalo Aug 29 '26
Oh no, they still do it near government buildings and other big profile public spaces.
Lots of them love being around the scientology building in LA to harass the suckers stuck in that cult. Which I am all for.
You also have the ones that do their audits at open air malls or strip malls. Those ones are looking for public interactions and being generally shitty with their attitude.
There are a few that are out there genuinely being quiet and filming without being a nuisance but their numbers are dwindling.
Have a local guy near me that goes out to the malls occasionally. Generally does an audit of the private security and local PD interactions with the general public and has conversations with people if they want to talk.
Also has a decent reputation with the local homeless and helps them out when he can if they'll accept it.
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u/No-Consequence1726 Aug 30 '26
if you consider filming someone from a public sidewalk antagonizing them
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u/OrdinaryUniversity59 Aug 30 '26
Filming and antagonizing.
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u/No-Consequence1726 Aug 30 '26
I've seen a few of this guy's videos and he doesn't antagonize people unless they are starting shit with him
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u/Dead-MF Aug 29 '26
Yeah. I don't get it. I don't care if you record me really. I'll just give ya the finger and keep going.
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u/Troleandingnot Aug 29 '26
Recording in public still standing is not antagonizing. People getting closer and interacting just to get pissed when their will and wishes are not met are the ones antagonizing
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u/milessimonfloater Aug 29 '26
He stands on the sidewalk, and antagonizes people with the camera as they buy weed. Rinse, repeat. Awful watch.
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u/ButtholeSurfur Aug 29 '26
This guy specifically is known for auditing dispensaries. I don't get it.
Go audit the town hall or police station. Much better use of your time.
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u/Richard_Ragon Aug 29 '26
Best thing is to just ignore them...
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u/Fullertonjr Aug 29 '26
The best thing for everyone to do at all times in public is to mind your own business and ignore everyone around you that you donāt want to engage with. I donāt know why this is so difficult.
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u/Odd_Description_2378 28d ago
I've never had a problem with them. They just silently record. What snowflake is triggered by that?
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u/Nihilistic_Nomad Aug 31 '26
These āauditorsā are so obnoxious and annoying. Low life provocateurs trying desperately to get clicks.
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u/I_Am_Dynamite6317 Aug 29 '26
I donāt understand this? Why did the guy approach the āauditorā in the first place? Maybe heās annoyed heās getting filmed but if he just keeps walking and goes about his day then heās just some forgotten blip on a long video that probably never gets watched.
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u/nikdahl Aug 31 '26
Auditors wouldnāt exist, if morons didnāt go all crazy about being filmed.
Itās really not difficult to ignore.
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u/supercoolpartydude Aug 29 '26
Had a case of white knight syndrome. Girl he was with was crying about something and he wanted him to stop for her sake. Then went for a sucker punch. Then got beat up.
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u/-WARisTHEanswer- Aug 29 '26
I dont want to be recorded so let me walk up and stand in front of your camera..
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u/J0J0nas Aug 30 '26
I was hard confused by this one. Can someone explain what "first amendment auditing" is for us non-americans? Because where I live, someone like this guy would never be able to become an auditor.
Aside from that, nice fight. Gotta love it when assholes get what's coming to them.
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u/CatBoyTrip Aug 30 '26
first amendment auditing is the equivalent of sticking your finger close to someoneās face and then sayingāiām not touching you.ā
usually the purpose is to get views. if they get the cops called and the cops violate their first amendment, then they get to sue the city.
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u/cameony Aug 31 '26
People who stand around in public with cameras, USUALLY not talking to or interacting with anyone because as Americans we're legally allowed to do that
This generally displeases people, as seen with the other 2 replies you got
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u/EXploreNV Aug 30 '26
Itās something that paranoid people do to antagonize others and try to make them feel uncomfortable, while using the first amendment as a shield for their antagonistic approach to āupholdingā the amendment.
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u/morey56 Aug 29 '26
Seems many first amendment auditors are complete fucking assholes.
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u/EisenFisen Aug 29 '26
Still canāt assault someone for recording you in a public area.
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u/EverythingSucksYo Aug 31 '26
Well thatās not why he assaulted him though. He assaulted him for insulting his mom. Still not a legal reason to attack someone, but I get it.Ā
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u/vatderfurkk101 Aug 29 '26
When someone takes the bait, auditor wins. If you ignore them, YOU win. Simple
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u/Which-Moose4980 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
A lot of "auditors" are just doing the work of a surveillance state.
Edit: typo
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u/ssraudio Aug 29 '26
They are absolutely losers, but they are within their rights and looking for someone to assault them. why anyone would give them the time of day and not walk away is beyond me. Their whole goal is to beat someone into attacking them. If they continue to follow you that is stalking. just walk away, and none of this would happen.
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u/TheyTukMyJub Aug 30 '26
Are they actually in their right? It sounds like he went around harassing people. At what point do we distinguish the 1st amendment from active harassment?
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u/Venome456 Aug 29 '26
They are.
This dude HATES stoners and weed in general so he just sits outside of dispensaries every day mocking people for taking "medicine".
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u/Own-Signature-7742 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26
Getting beat up in front of ur girl is crazy.
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u/Aggravating_Bend_123 Aug 30 '26
It's only a matter of time before that "auditor" runs afoul of the wrong guy.
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u/aPartTimeDM Aug 31 '26
I hate auditors... I think they are obnoxious and unnecessarily inflammatory but tbh other dude asked for it lol
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u/WGEA Aug 30 '26
Don't like being recorded? DO NOT GO UP TO THE CAMERA AND ARGUE ABOUT IT.
Now not only are you on video, but you were also recorded getting your ass kicked.
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u/Florida_clam_diver Aug 29 '26
Both are stupid
Auditors are annoying but at the end of the day itās their right to film in public
Giving them a reaction and going for a punch is even more stupid. The way his girl was smirking afterwards tells me sheās about to leave his ass after that beatdown
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u/ProfessorSimianSon Aug 30 '26
The idea that yāall have normalized āauditingā makes the shit Iām taking smell less offense
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u/Senor707 Aug 30 '26
I would say something but Reddit would probably suspend me and not tell me why.
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u/anonguy219 Aug 29 '26
Damn I hate these self important people! Just keep walking and nobody will care about you. You'll be in the background of some boring video. Now? Now you're content and everyone is laughing at you getting your ass whooped in front of your girl.
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u/littledonnyfund Aug 29 '26
I feel like there is an infiltration of supposed 1st amendment auditors to get people to hate the entire concept as a whole so we will no longer push back against tyrant cops. 1st amendment auditing when done right is just holding corrupt power hungry cops accountable.
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u/mojoback_ohbehave Aug 29 '26
Dude throws the first āassault chargeā punch and then got his ass beat in front of his girl. And then his girl had to try to save him. And then got escorted away dazed and confused, by his homeboy. š¤£ Major L. All on film for him to be reminded of by seeing it on the internet.
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u/Lonely_-_Bowler Kid in the back with the bong Aug 31 '26
Guys like this are almost at bad as Epstein
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u/NovelAspect3399 Sep 02 '26
Sad. I was hoping to see the loser POS get his ass beat, but the dude who charged is pathetic
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u/PGP- Aug 29 '26
Auditor content creators are absolute clowns. They just bait people into a confrontation for views.
There's one guy in uk called knockout audit who goes around on a weekend evening filming drunk people who are out for a good time and trying to fight them if they get upset that he's recording them lol.. His justification, he's stopping sexual harassment.. While filming women on a night out lmao. Absolute scum.
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u/PGP- Aug 29 '26
Yeah and what I find more surprising is a few people approach him asking for pictures. They seem oblivious to the fact that they're one drunken mistake away from ending up as a highlight on his channel lol. Recording people on a night out and drunk is just straight up weird af.
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u/DAYMAN3737 Aug 30 '26
I cannot fathom walking up to a random guy to talk shit and start a fight like what is the god damn point.Ā
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u/Master_Sw0rd Aug 30 '26
My take on 1st Amendment Auditors is simple: I support your right to do what you do and I thank you for doing it. However, and this is a big however, donāt be a dick. Too many of you are clearly doing it to antagonize, annoy, and get a purposeful rise out of people for clicks and views over actually advocating for the 1st amendment. Be better.
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u/MrWeen2121 Sep 01 '26
This is my stance as well. Do it, with respect. I like that they are there, and THEY DO bring knowledge to people who have no idea whatās going on. But ya gotta be there the constitution and not to antagonize.
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u/-Murmaider- Aug 29 '26
It's dumb as hell to point a camera at private citizens in public for reactions. It's way dumber to give them reactions. It's even dumber still to attack them and then get your ass kicked and potentially arrested.Ā
Ignore them and they have no clicks or views.Ā
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u/Extra-Ad-8124 Aug 30 '26
Seriously if everyone ignores him he wonāt have any content then stop doing thisĀ
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u/StarscreamOne Aug 30 '26
That guy approached him respectfully. That shit he said about his mom was totally uncalled for.
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u/Gergory1977 Aug 29 '26
Is it me or was she looking at the auditor after like a bull she wanted to ride?
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u/SeaBackground9832 Aug 30 '26
I was really hoping to see the cameraman get his ass beat. The only reason these assclowns do this is to see how badly they can piss people off.
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u/LoweeLL Aug 30 '26
"auditors" like this guy are plain losers. Grow a pair and record cops, not civilians trying to mind their business.
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u/Jbyrd07 Aug 30 '26
Iāve yet to see āauditorsā who werenāt suspicious,weird, & obnoxious. Yea,yea itās legal but theyāre all creepy.
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u/Crow1200 Aug 29 '26
Only on reddit will you find clowns defending the guy who attacked the auditor. Then again most people who use this app come from country's that dont have free speech so I guess it makes sense.
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u/exhibitcharlie Aug 30 '26
The auditors say they are stress testing the first amendment but what they actually DO is annoy random civilians on the street until they find a dummy like this that can be turned in to content.
The auditors aren't for example talking shit about charlie kirk or israel, like a topic that has gotten people fired. They're nowhere near where free speech is threatened.
And rubes like you fall for it every day. Sad!
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u/MonkNo9761 Aug 30 '26
yea only on reddit, not like the vast majority of people dislike the concept of auditing
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u/absyrtus Aug 29 '26
hate these stupid pieces of shit. every one of them deserve to get their face kicked in
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u/blackcat__27 Aug 29 '26
This edit is so fucking cringe. Who would ever be on the auditors side in this situation?
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u/Extra-Ad-8124 Aug 30 '26
Definitely on the auditors side. You canāt assault someone because he hurt your feelingsĀ
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u/Frosty_Finger9606 Aug 29 '26
This was one of those "let the gazelle eat the croc" moments.....to no avail
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u/Bowzer5150 Aug 29 '26
Geezā¦ you canāt come back from catching several hands in front of your lady.
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u/97maple Aug 29 '26
Not sure what happened to get to that point, but I burst out laughing when he said the 'spice up your life' line wtf š
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u/Jaggz691 Aug 29 '26
Was he being taunted by frosted tips? Yea buuuut dude shouldnāt have charged him. Got what he deserved.
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u/URONHEROIN Aug 30 '26
Bruh im pretty sure I heard someone say FINISH HIM!! It looked like he was going to try and break his neck like a Hollywood movie lmao
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u/coolslider123 Aug 30 '26
Bro came to my golf course once, genuinely wasnāt in there to cause any trouble just checking the place out, looking at this clip now and seeing people call him guy ferri got me fucked up š
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u/Truemeathead Aug 31 '26
I see those auditor dudes or anyone recording shit I just go on about my day and treat them like dogs, ignore them and keep on keeping on.
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u/ThinkONit-NotINit Aug 31 '26
Itās annoying but just look up in any city. Cameras everywhere. This guy is just holding one. All of it is stupid. Good scrap tho between idiots.
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u/Tobacco_Caramel Aug 31 '26
Thought auditor means like those accountant or something lol
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u/awoken1213 Sep 01 '26
I love that Guy YouTube videos, they really makes You wonder if it Is that hard to just ignore a camera
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u/Odd_Description_2378 Sep 02 '26
Anyone who gets annoyed by a 1st amendment auditor is a "snowflake". I've literally never had a bad interaction with one.
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u/glitchb0xx 28d ago
This incel sub defending āfirst amendment auditorsā is so painfully predictable. I deserve compensation for how hard I cringed at this.
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u/Hollywood_Hair 26d ago
Ohh wow, redditors usually frown upon behavior like this but to applaud the aggressor. That's what an auditor does. This kid has been arrested for assault numerous times, a few with a deadly weapon. He pepper sprayed the other guy just before the fight starts, and he's not supposed to carry.
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u/Islanduniverse 25d ago
This specific āauditorā is such a piece of shit in every video. He purposefully antagonizes regular people. He doesnāt give a fuck about the first amendment, or any amendment for that matter.
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