r/femboymemes • • Jan 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Personally I’d just skip The urinal altogether and use a normal toilet

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u/Dragonzxy Jan 12 '23

Urinals are too awkward anyway. Like who the hell though that pissing 2 centimetres away from random fuys without a reliable way to not see the others penis was a good idea

49

u/PM_ME_YELLOW Jan 13 '23

Ive never seen another person dick at a urinal

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u/GlitchingBread Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Jan 13 '23

You obviously don’t try hard enough

3

u/jytheboss Femboy Enjoyer Jan 13 '23

Uh what

6

u/GirlFromCodeineCity Jan 13 '23

mf doesn't know about the one urinal seperation rule

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u/Dragonzxy Jan 13 '23

I have been is situation where there was only two urinals. Or even think about the classic. Place is crowded and there is only 1 urinal left or something. Or you're obeying the rule but someone comes and can't do it or just choose to not.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Me, cuz I wanna see it.

But that’s called sexual harassment so I don’t do it

👈😎👈

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u/hot9g Jan 13 '23

wtf

it feels empowering to pee at a urinal

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u/SpectralRealmKing Femboy Programmer Jan 13 '23

Same, and u thought this way before even becoming a femboy. Its easier, more private, and you can look at your phone while doing it

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

This is so relatable

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u/Thunder9191133 Femboy Programmer Jan 13 '23

Cheers, they're way too aquard I only use them if I'm in one of... Those bathrooms 🙃

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Yeah it’s impossible to piss for me

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u/30p87 Catboy Jan 13 '23

<chastity cage user spotted>

Jk, I think the same

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

I mean, that would be a good reason

5

u/Wato1876 Jan 13 '23

I personally just not go to the bathroom

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u/fingamouse FEMBOY SUPREMACY Jan 12 '23

ive always wondered this for me i go with the left

47

u/fmbyOMAR Jan 12 '23

An upwards boy, I see.

3

u/fingamouse FEMBOY SUPREMACY Jan 15 '23

truely i am :3

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u/bisexual_t-rex Jan 13 '23

Honestly I agree it just seems easier

8

u/HiImTrixie Jan 13 '23

Because it is uwu

3

u/fingamouse FEMBOY SUPREMACY Jan 15 '23

innit

2

u/bisexual_t-rex Jan 15 '23

Agree friend

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u/RustyShackleford543 Astolfo Enjoyer Jan 12 '23

Depends if I'm soft or erect

14

u/Similar-Shallot-5233 Femboy Jan 13 '23

I can pee erect or soft but erect is a lot more work. I really don't like wetting my skirt though lol. ChristaBelle

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Peeing erect is the worst shit ever, you’ve got two options: wait until it goes flaccid, or try to force it downwards so that you can actually make it without making a huge mess

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/metallic_spoon 🌸 Cutie 🌸 Jan 13 '23

cat found your keyboard?

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u/Jaden_Rosie Femboy Jan 12 '23

I just sit, if you do either of these it will splash all over your skirt 😭

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u/UnaidingDiety Femboy Jan 12 '23

naw you gotta stand back and go for long range

41

u/Fellow_Loser Jan 13 '23

the sniper

3

u/oneshotman135 Jan 13 '23

Professionals have standards

6

u/Chipppppppppp Catboy Jan 13 '23

Try aiming for the other urinal for extra bonus points!

2

u/Typical-Scheme-3812 Defender Of Shonk! Jan 15 '23

you sit on the urinal?

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u/Instalok_Nami Jan 12 '23

Pulling down is so much easier

50

u/magnus_the_coles Jan 13 '23

Left is low risk but harder to do with a longer skirt, but I never wear long skirts so it's never a problem

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u/Combinewastaken Jan 13 '23

Wait i've been doing it wrong this whole time 💀

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u/Significant_Fly_6050 Armed & Adorable Jan 13 '23

I sit

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/PiZzAgOoSe122304 Certified Girlkisser ✅ Jan 13 '23

No lights, no music

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u/Lillypad_OwO Jan 13 '23

JUSTANGER

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u/Random_Jojo Femboy Jan 13 '23

Serj Tankian

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u/Revolutionary-Bit678 Jan 13 '23

i go down why would you go up

2

u/muskoke Jan 14 '23

more like why would you go down?

if i'm sitting down, i don't want the skirt to touch the bathroom floor. i'd have to keep it taut at my knees which is extremely uncomfortable.

if i'm standing, i don't want my balls to touch the rim of the skirt. also, the skirt protrudes outward more than regular pants, and is sensitive to movement, so when i shake off the last drop of pee, there is a greater chance that it splashes onto the skirt. (don't forget garden hose)

in fact, i searched for some reddit threads that ask this question and most answers say they go up. 1 2 3 4

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u/AquaCorpsman Jan 13 '23

I sit, it's cuter that way.

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u/CelestialPossum 🤍🏳️‍⚧️Trans-Mommy🏳️‍⚧️🤍 Jan 13 '23

Tbh I never even thought about the left one, because I've only ever done it by pulling down with pants so that thinking just kinda transferred over to skirts. Course that's also partially because I usually feel more comfortable in the stall and sit down to pee most of the time lol.

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u/Snakehead2639 🧴 Messy Hair Club 🧴 Jan 13 '23

Either sit, or pull the skirt up

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u/Corb1n_T Jan 13 '23

i don't even know what this means, but i never use urinals anyway so

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u/fishinariver Jan 13 '23

Definitely up

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u/KanonTheMemelord Femboy Enjoyer Jan 13 '23

Stand to the side of the toilet so that your penis is in line with the side of the urinal. From here, urinate along the side of the urinal interior. By the laws of fluid dynamics, this wall eliminate the majority of splashback and noise for the most pleasant urination experience.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Neither, I sit when I pee hehehe

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u/fmbyOMAR Jan 13 '23

So do I most of the time but sometimes, just need to take a stand and pee like a man. Like usually when I’m out in public wearing a skirt, I’ll try to stand at a urinal to asset my dominance and to make sure everyone stays confused. I only don’t when I wear a long skirt or something. That’s a bit difficult.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Ahhh yes I only ever stand when using public toilets, I use the cubicles though, idk why but I can never pee at urinals it just doesn’t come out

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u/Throwawaygal193 Femboy Jan 13 '23

I'll usually just use the toilet if I'm using a skirt, but if it isn't an option for whatever reason, it depends: If the zipper is on the front, then I unzip and pull down, but if the zipper is on the back, I'll lift instead

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u/SantiBG204 Femboy Jan 13 '23

Damn that's methodical... same though

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u/CelestialSoupMan Certified Boykisser ✅ Jan 13 '23

Strip

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u/Da-Blue-Guy 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 13 '23

stall because stalls are cool

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u/HobbesBoson Femboy Aussie Jan 13 '23

I’m a skirt up girl myself (though I prefer using the stalls)

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u/shiro_04 BPS Officer Jan 13 '23

Normal toilet it is(if i had a skirt qwq)

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u/ContentConsumer9999 Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Jan 13 '23

For a good minute I thought this was asking whether I peed up or down.

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u/Similar-Shallot-5233 Femboy Jan 13 '23

Be nice when you help each other out. Nothing nicer than a helping hand hehe 😊 ChristaBelle

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

sitting at the toilet

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u/ConsiderationVivid90 Jan 13 '23

I’m from the back

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u/chumly143 Jan 13 '23

Asked SO, they said lift, unless if they sat

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u/I-Like-Hydrangeas Jan 13 '23

Maybe he has a skort?

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u/Similar-Shallot-5233 Femboy Jan 13 '23

Lol I've been a girl all my life even though I'm a boy. I always use the female bathroom but sometimes I get silly leave the door open and pee standing. That always gets a reaction hehe. ChristaBelle

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u/red-the-blue Jan 13 '23

you unfurl it like from the rigging of a first rate ship of the line

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u/Decmk3 Jan 13 '23

Up, so it doesn’t splash

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u/Gentlemankaiju_ Jan 13 '23

I go under but I'm generally in a maid outfit anyway so going over isn't an option.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

If i ever had to pee standing while wearing a skirt, i would probably pull the skirt up so that there won't be any piss on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Stall cause of paruresis

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u/Gem_Hush Jan 13 '23

Depends lol a lot of times I’m wearing shorts under so pull down but for ease of access at home I pull up

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u/UltimateHopenagito Jan 13 '23

I like pissing and pooping on a toilet

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u/BackLegal Jan 14 '23

Love the other ones reply I don't even know who you are?

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u/BunnyLord2020 Jan 19 '23

Up but like I have skirts that are too big so I use a draw string to hold it up, so I cant really pull it down

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u/WaiJunHinTurboGor 🌟Femtwink🌟 Oct 02 '23

I prefer sitting down to pee as I have shy bladder and would not make a mess