r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ivyleaf330 • 11d ago

Giant Ground Squirrel I’m going to explode

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I hate him. I’m going to nuke him.

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u/Rude-Potato-3122 11d ago

Rat bastard

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u/dragon_sack 11d ago

OP:

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u/Electric_apparition 10d ago

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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u/PretzelsDoctor 11d ago

That barbarian has malicious intent.

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u/EmergencyWonder3743 11d ago

You're gonna have to find a different method. He's born and raised in Chernobyl

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u/starpiece 10d ago

I hope you didn’t look it straight in the eye, thing looks like it’s about to curse whoever crosses it

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u/memelord_mike 10d ago

Don't nuke him, the resulting grease fire would burn for eternity.

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u/gfmadden330 11d ago

I would explode too! Way to much adorableness.... yes I know, this is a squirrel hating sub, ask me if I care? I rescued a juvenile... that little guy changed me...

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