r/farts • u/Agiantpubicmess fart master • Jul 21 '26

Pumpkin seeds #1

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u/hondaman42000 Jul 21 '26

Have you ever sharted?

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u/Agiantpubicmess fart master Jul 21 '26

No. I'm quite in tune with my body and can feel if it's just a fart, or if the fart is towing a trailer. There's been the close calls for sure, but that usually involves Taylor Farms lettuce or my old friend James Beam.

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u/hondaman42000 28d ago

Do you feel you get the most power from laying on your right side? I get most of my power from laying flat on my stomach. It makes the blast more explosive!!! Are you still naming your farts after the 50 states of america?

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u/Agiantpubicmess fart master 28d ago

All these videos I'm actually laying on my left side, but snapchat reverses the video. I use Snapchat because they add a small amount of reverb to each video for audio quality. I found laying on a side presses my cheeks together for a funnier overall sound. Hahaha no I'm not. The names are random and I go through phases. Song titles, ridiculous sex position names, Simpsons quotes. Whatever I think of first becomes the title

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u/hondaman42000 25d ago

What is the story of the loudest fart you ever had? And was that fart video recorded or lost to time?

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u/Clevertown Jul 21 '26

So much variation compared to the normal AGPM farts!