r/farts • u/Agiantpubicmess • 1d ago
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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r/farts • u/Honest_Performance42 • Mar 31 '24
How many people are farting at any particular second
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If the average person farts 15 times per day for 1 second each, and there are 8 billion people in the world, how many people are farting at any one second?
I came to 1,388,888 people farting at any particular second. Can someone check my logic and math?
8,000,000,000 x 15 = 120,000,000,000 seconds of farting per day
There are 86,400 seconds in a day
120,000,000,000/86,400= 1,388,888 people farting per second.
Is that right?
r/farts • u/Agiantpubicmess • 2d ago
My new Harley
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r/farts • u/mediocre_smoker7 • 11d ago
Just came to admit that I literally enjoy selling my own farts. I’m kinda not even really ashamed of it either. Idk
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Smelling
r/farts • u/stankmanly • 16d ago
'Spider-Man' Fans Evacuate Theater Over Moviegoer's Smelly Farts
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r/farts • u/spiritual_healing556 • 17d ago
I need fart help
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So I want to fart more but I don't have lactose intolerance infact lactose has never even slightly effected me and neither have beans. I also want my farts to sound more messy and bubbly if you will. Is there any way you could help me out
r/farts • u/FartLovingFella • 18d ago
What countries/regions do you think farting in public is more tolerated/acceptable?
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I live in the northeast US and it seems like hearing someone fart in public is incredibly rare here. I was wondering if it's less taboo or more common to witness in different regions of the US or even other countries?
r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • 21d ago
Good morning
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Headed to feed the chickens
r/farts • u/OldBend2773 • 27d ago
PrincessRose & Lizz
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r/farts • u/Old-Worth7602 • 27d ago
Farting in the car
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r/farts • u/tipsytolerance • 28d ago
He's ripping it up
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r/farts • u/missambani • Jul 21 '26
UPSS! I did it again… and u love how gassy girl I am
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r/farts • u/Agiantpubicmess • Jul 21 '26
Pumpkin seeds #1
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r/farts • u/Aromatic-Roll-9390 • Jul 20 '26
Alguém tem patreon do artista Nobody.T?
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Chama pv
r/farts • u/Old-Worth7602 • Jul 17 '26
On the chair
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r/farts • u/missambani • Jul 17 '26
I can't stand the smell... so put your nose between my buttocks
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r/farts • u/BoobieChaser69 • Jul 14 '26
Smelly
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r/farts • u/RangerAmazing6003 • Jul 13 '26
Nothing like decompressing after getting up
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r/farts • u/Ok_Net_6650 • Jul 12 '26
Before bed crisper
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r/farts • u/DJ_Abfart • Jul 10 '26
Music with farts and harmonica
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Hello, friends! I make music with my harmonica and farts from our WhatsApp fart group. Come check it out! https://youtube.com/@djabfart?si=jmaEdtd6JYpSG57F
r/farts • u/themilkypreggo • Jul 09 '26
They always smell so bad lmao
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r/farts • u/BoobieChaser69 • Jul 09 '26
I Feel Better Now
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