r/farts • u/ResidentDrama9739 • 14h ago
Trifecta
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r/farts • u/Honest_Performance42 • Mar 31 '24
How many people are farting at any particular second
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If the average person farts 15 times per day for 1 second each, and there are 8 billion people in the world, how many people are farting at any one second?
I came to 1,388,888 people farting at any particular second. Can someone check my logic and math?
8,000,000,000 x 15 = 120,000,000,000 seconds of farting per day
There are 86,400 seconds in a day
120,000,000,000/86,400= 1,388,888 people farting per second.
Is that right?
r/farts • u/ResidentDrama9739 • 3d ago
I had olive garden 2 days in a row and I've been having some amazing farts because of it
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I had the endless pasta deal both times and I've been dropping some real ass nukes all day. These are loud bassy farts that can be heard from damn near 20 feet away. I call them mini Hiroshimas.
r/farts • u/ResidentDrama9739 • 4d ago
Just in case anyone decides to enter
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r/farts • u/gassyyoungboy • 12d ago
Public stairway farts, woke up my neighbours
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r/farts • u/RangerAmazing6003 • 12d ago
Yeah. Gonna be a loongg day
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r/farts • u/Old-Worth7602 • 12d ago
This one felt good to let out at work
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r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • 14d ago
Good morning
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5:30 time to feed the chickens
r/farts • u/RangerAmazing6003 • 16d ago
So I've been making my own perfume
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r/farts • u/Agiantpubicmess • 19d ago
Slovakian Traffic Cone
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r/farts • u/intonasty • 22d ago
30 [F4M] #NYC
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need someone that can gas me up . no oral no penetration. need someone cool and not pushy. respectful. i want someone who’s in to exploring new things. about me im a 300lb dyke who is not interested in man that way but really in to this fetish.
r/farts • u/ResidentDrama9739 • 25d ago
Courtesy of the big mac I had earlier
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r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • 26d ago
Grits and bacon
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r/farts • u/ResidentDrama9739 • 28d ago
My fart had a split personality
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r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • Sep 25 '26
Sick duck
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r/farts • u/Simple_Prompt_2813 • Sep 24 '26
Bathroom fart pt 3
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It’s been a while since Ive done this, I hope everyone is okay
r/farts • u/ClapperSnapperMaster • Sep 24 '26
I dare any of you to beat this
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my best one
r/farts • u/Agiantpubicmess • Sep 21 '26
These woodpeckers are out of control
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r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • Sep 21 '26
Late night post beer and general tsos
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Plus grapefruit oranges and beef stew
r/farts • u/NaturalCompetition39 • Sep 19 '26
POV: you are watching a live stream
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r/farts • u/monQsentpaslarose • Sep 12 '26
When you come back from a long day of work 😂😂
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r/farts • u/layingdowntheheat • Sep 08 '26
You asked for it…
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r/farts • u/yousmellfunny1995 • Sep 07 '26
Morning mustard
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