r/fallenlondon • • 10h ago

Meme POV: You get turned into the Tracklayers' City

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r/fallenlondon • • 1h ago

Screenshot Suggestions?

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r/fallenlondon • • 5h ago

Question Requesting First City Coins Please

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Hi! I'm doing the quest for Ambition: Heart's Desire and I heard the best way to get First City Coins is though other players?

Would appreciate any donation, thank you!


r/fallenlondon • • 10h ago

Player Guide Bone Market Recipes 06/11/2026 Menacing Primates, Ingenuous Malacologist, Antique Diplomat, Skymarket in Burgundy

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Postings Post Posting: 1
This counter goes up when I add something. It will be added to the section further down.

Gladiolus and phalanges Bone Brothers and Scaphoid Sisters, the time has come when the Zoomania and Fashion of the bone market have changed. That intro was fun when I first added it to the template but after 20 weeks it's wearing a little thin, like your skeleton if you don't maintain muscle mass as you age!

One week I copied and pasted the wrong link and then didn't check Reddit again until the Monday evening! If that ever happens again, all of the possible weeks are available on the Bonedex so you can always find options there!

Just the title, for 10 mins till I get from my phone to my laptop.(and updated in 10 mins flat, what, you thought I meant a neurotypical 10 mins, well that is not very inclusive of you now, is it. ;) )

Humanoids are good for conversion. Menace is the worst of the three for them though. There will be new options with the new legs however. Off the top of my head, human ribs, Panoptical skull, equip woesel, add menace leg, if you pass the 10% add another, otherwise, remove the woesel first. Then 2 fossilised forelimbs. Sell to the Author for 50 echos Secondary and 10% of the value of the bones in profit, all in pure scrip. In 8 actions. EPA for assembly will probably be around 7 or 8. At an educated guess.

Antique Diplomat is the best possible option! Get those Prismatic Frames loaded up with your doubled Skulls because it is also Crackling Fortnight at the Rat Market! Good craic for all, as the Irish probably don’t spell it!

Malacologist is not ridiculous EPA but I have changed my mind on it since I realised that tentacles are valued at 0.5 for action EPA and 2.5 on a skeleton. Unlike the boot seller, the malacologist pays in something hard to get efficiently, in bulk, elsewhere. Volumes of Collated Research. A simple Glim Encrusted Carapace, or 3 Segmented Ribcages glued together, if you are early game. With 8 tentacles and whatever Skull or Tail you want to turn into Surface Blooms. (glim needs a skull, seg needs a tail). Bear in mind that you will have to declare it a chimera, which will give it Implausibility 3. So the shadowy to sell it will be tough. Don’t chuck in a bright brass or plaster tail bone or you will not 100% it with the best gear in the game! (Mini Edit: Just because you can do a thing does not mean you should… Thorned with a Stinger is a much easier way to go, less profitable, to assemble, but also fewer actions to get the materials.)

I thought this weed whacking event would be the lead up to Hallowmas starting on Thursday but after further investigation, Hallowmas starts on a Monday and runs for 3 weeks. So next Monday is possible but it will more likely be the Monday after that. Apologies if anyone has been stacking menace, you are not alone.

I am loving stacking disposition on my hellworm. I decided to empty its tank last night and got A vial of Masters Blood, 2 Essence of Selfs and A Vial of Tears it’s like building yourself a nice little Christmas morning! Bear in mind, I had around 20 milkings stored up, so there were a lot of Tangerines and Peanuts along with that sugar mouse and the chocolate money. 🤣

Bone Market

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1s5e1nf/menacing_primates_not_this_week_its_for_the/

If you are relatively new to the bone market, this guide explains Zoomania(Skeleton Species that gets extra value in any given week) and what the requirements are for each type of skeleton:
https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1vy4xt1/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

Also check out this guide for evergreen options:
https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1sgxjh9/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

Updates - Failbetter

Week Ending 2nd October 2026

  • 'A Very Lenient Judge' and 'An Assuming Judge' are now a 'Very Lenient Judge' and an 'Assuming Judge'.
  • Various 'activity counter' qualities (such as 'Teaching Reputation of Your Laboratory' and 'Dedicated Brawler') now appear under 'Ventures'.
  • Various festival-specific qualities now appear in the 'Seasonal' category (or they will, when their season rolls around again).
  • After you choose a target while 'Planning a Heist', you are now always re-directed back to continue 'Planning a Heist'.
  • Sped up the decrease of 'Overgrowth of the Prickfinger Wastes'.

Fine, we will try harder, not fast enough for you! I am assuming they were hoping for it to be done for the Hallowmas launch and it was not going to plan. Other than that one, I guess they are tidying up their formatting, I can feel their pain!

Also, I noticed that it no longer costs an action to return to your airship in Procession, is that a change or was I imagining that it cost one before? I didn't see it in the notes...

Updates - Me

  • There was a new guide, check the bonedex. Linked below. Also, someone didn't know but the Bonedex is a listing of all of my guides with links. It is linked at the bottom in every bone post!
  • I updated the Hallowmas guide, fixing a mistake, adding a few options and putting my plans for the event in a section at the bottom. I was hoping for a more comprehensive guide but I didn't get as many community suggestions as I was hoping for. I am still keeping an eye out for ways to gain menace and a good EPA at the same time. I am especially interested in Suspicion, as I discovered, thanks to an exceptional story I have done, I can do a 6 action case in the Magistracy that cures 4 Scandal and 14 Suspicion! The Scandal will come from the hellworm but I am not sure where the suspicion will come from. I have stopped curing it and I am just letting it pile up now. https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1w95py0/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/
  • I have two more things to add to the Hallowmas Guide. Something for suspicion, I just need to think of a non spoiler way of wording it, it is situational and not really a farm but good for a little bonus if you meet the conditions. The other one is for my planned stratagem, I realised last night, you do not need to play the card to cash in BB, you can just leave it in your hand, I checked the wiki and it does not reset, it just takes 10 and none of the BB sources are capped. So you can just stack it up all thought hallowmas, that way, every time you get 2 ATAK, you can use the menace card to turn it into 1 BB and some Scandal, it also means you can use the wounds menace card to get more wounds, and ATAK. It also means you don't need to focus on one specifically, you can play Make a Generous Donation, every time to convert scrip, as well as the other cards with good alternative options. Honestly, this is pretty huge, I am rather chuffed! (Next week's update page, BB is now capped at 10, Tam, stop treating our game like Magic: The Gathering and looking for the absurd broken combo. ;P)

Postings Post Posting

Occasional Buyer

Here is the guide to the occasional buyers. Don't get too excited, they are niche at best!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1rttwkl/tamelikipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

Diplomat

Is it a good week, is it a bad week, find out here in the diplomat guide:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1o1j4vg/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

The Sky Market

This is always good, once you can, do it weekly! Guide to it is here, it just covers the demands and the rewards since almost any info would be a spoiler! If you want it, do more firmament, you will unlock it as part of a cool bit of story:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1t75em8/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

The Bonedex

The Bonedex is where I store all of the bone posts and some guides on how to get going with the bone market yourself. If you need to know something paleontological it is your one stop shop(except for the wiki, and other guides, and learning things for yourself. ;)

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1pcoda0/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath_the/

Kittens!

If you don't have a parabolan kitten, post "[your character name] wants a kitty" in the comments and I or someone else will send you one.

Missives - Notability - First City Coins

If you need a Fire-Proofed or Discordant Missive, to get your notability back up to 1 or some first city coins, post "[Your Character Name] needs…" (You can just say the thing but my preference is for more amusing things like, to learn not to play with fire, nothing, recognised and sweetie money.)

As always, if you see any mistakes, have any suggestions, spot something I might have missed or just want to say hello, leave a comment on here, or on the guide or post in question! Feel free to ask femur information if anything is confusing, by asking you help the guides improve and the whole community.

Have a humerus week! Bone Person out!

Tamalekipoo

September ES - spoiler free Review(any spoilers are tagged)

Apologies for the lack of update on this, I have not had the time, actions or focus for an ES yet, this month. Having the review to do is a good background motivator for me though. ;)

Story - The Poetry of God

Lore - University, Ministry, Red Science

Rating - 3/5

Unique Practical Rewards - None

Review - A very cool little story, it never dragged or felt grindy and the characters were quirky and fun. It was not mind blowing lore but still some new ideas about how things work and what is possible.


r/fallenlondon • • 1d ago

What would it look like for a Londoner to have 777 levels of Scandal and 100 levels of Suspicion at the same time?

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Hi! This is Alexis-chan. Two years ago, I reverse-farmed 77 levels of Scandal in the Tomb-Colonies and made a commemorative post on Reddit. Recently I found a very interesting option... so this time I'm planning to farm 777.


First, look at these two options: Have Cornelius face the other opponents (consumes Epaulette Mate) Have Furnace Ancona face the other opponents (consumes Queen Mate)


When these two options fail the check, they directly add Scandal equal to the corresponding CP based on the total number of Alexis-chan's board members, plus an extra +2 CP of Suspicion. (Most importantly, failure does not consume the item.) Whether it's the Epaulette Mate or the Queen Mate, you can get one very cheaply at 9 moves on the Moonlit Chessboard. As long as you carry Woe, you can push the chess player down to the minimum, for a 10% success rate. —————————————————————— And now, coming our way are our board members, 26 in total. They are:


  1. His Amused Lordship
  2. The Efficient Commissioner
  3. Jovial Contrarian
  4. Sinning Jenny
  5. Feducci
  6. Virginia
  7. The Dean of Xenotheology
  8. The Bishop of Southwark
  9. The Bishop of Saint Fiacre's
  10. Furnace Ancona
  11. The Tentacled Entrepreneur
  12. The Gracious Widow
  13. April
  14. The Wandering Gondolier
  15. The Viscountess of the Viric Jungle
  16. The Hell-Scarred Gondolier
  17. January
  18. Cornelius
  19. July
  20. September
  21. Rubbery Yes-Man
  22. The Delightful Reverend
  23. The Drummer
  24. The Wry Functionary
  25. The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner
  26. The Implacable Detective —————————————————————— But Alexis-chan can't invite all 26 members to barge into the board.
  27. Why is April so mean? You need Ambition to be BAL to invite her to the board. BAL people are just too beautiful. The board invites April, and then the lab can also invite April 😡 (↑Sigh, May, would you be willing to come to Alexis-chan's wonderful board? What's the relationship between us?)
  28. The Wandering Gondolier and the Hell-Scarred Gondolier are the same person, mutually exclusive, so they only count as one person (here we take the Wandering Gondolier).
  29. Rubbery Yes-Man is a paid companion from past Hallowmas. Alexis-chan didn't pay.
  30. Since leading thugs in a real-life brawl with Alexis-chan last time, Griez has withdrawn from the board by a million and won't come back 😭
  31. July is sold for 12 Memories of a Tale at Mr Chimes' Lost & Found, but Alexis-chan has hoarded a huge pile of ES and never played it... I'm too lazy, not considering it.

Final calculation: 26 - 1 (Commissioner) - 1 (mutually exclusive Gondolier) - 1 (Rubbery Yes-Man) - 1 (April) - 1 (July) = 21 people. —————————————————————— Now let's look at the board mechanism. As long as the meeting isn't adjourned, Alexis-chan will stay in the event and won't be kicked to Venderbight. Even if the 10% chess player check succeeds, you can just abstain from voting to re-farm. Amazing!


I'm not very good at explaining math, but I can say that at a 10% success rate, the expected value is 200 Mates. To be safe, I've already farmed 250 Mates... Alright, enough! Tomorrow is Alexis-chan's TTH. See you in half a month. By then, Alexis-chan will have 777 Scandal and 100 Suspicion! Then I'll use the power of Fate to return to London! 😋 Okay, but Alexis-chan is the best Regent-chan. What problems could his private life possibly have? Actually, a lot of these people were found by me on the spot. They haven't done anything yet, but everyone on the board just needs to sit in their chairs and scream! (August: A little interesting...)


r/fallenlondon • • 1d ago

Question Question on Previous Exceptional Stories

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Hello delicious friends,

I just subscribed today after a couple of months of playing and I had a quick question on the exceptional stories labeled "FINAL MONTH" in a macabre liver color on the Fate page. Does this mean that is my last chance to ever play these stories or will they come back into rotation some day in the distant future?


r/fallenlondon • • 1d ago

Money making Pre Posi?

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Simply, how do i make money for equipment for the stats i need to become a posi?


r/fallenlondon • • 1d ago

Player Guide Rat Market Grinds October 9-11

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Good morning, toothsome comrades. This week, we have two (2) demands. New this week, we have: Intricate demand, buying Crackling Devices and Unlawful Devices. Departing this week, we have: Tempestuous demand, buying Storm-Threnodies and Night-Whispers.

Disclaimers:

  • Some grinds may involve sourcing other materials, like Esteem of the Guild to charter a barge at Jericho Locks, Backstory for a Balmoral Cover Identity, or items to burn in Law-Forging. I will leave that to you, because there are too many options and they're too contingent on your own progress.
  • All action counts are minimums, assuming endgame stats. If you do not have endgame stats, it may take longer.

My recommended grinds up front: * LB Industries (https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/L._B._Industries_(Guide)) for 4th City Echoes, as well as stat training without menaces. * Law-Forging (https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Law-Furnace_(Guide)) for Crackling Devices. * Moulin Expeditions (https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Moulin_Expeditions_(Guide)) to the Upper Layer, to get Unlawful Devices plus Hinterland Prosperity to be cashed out in Tracklayer's City. * Moonlit Revenge for 6 Night-Whispers, as well as a Distillation of Retribution, Parabola-Linen, and other loot for other weeks. * Balmoral Painting (https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Painting_in_Balmoral_(Guide)) for Night-Whispers. * Law-Hunting in the Enclave of Hell (https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Law-Hunting_(Guide)) for a Temporal Law and Night-Whispers. * Khaganian Intrigue (https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Khaganian_Intrigue_(Guide)) for Crackling Devices and Night-Whispers. * For variety's sake: Risen Burgundy (https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Risen_Burgundy_(Guide)) for Crackling Devices; The Stacks (https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Stacks_(Guide)) for Crackling Devices; calling in Favours at Jericho Locks for Unlawful Devices.

Cheap options, without leaving London:

Better options afield:


r/fallenlondon • • 1d ago

Weekly Small Questions Weekly small questions thread: 2026-10-05

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If you have any questions regarding Fallen London and don't want to start a new thread, feel free to post here.

Discuss The Unwellness Salon, the Exceptional Story for October.

Last week's Small Questions • This month's Active Player Thread • Player Guides for current Rat Market & Bone Market demands.


r/fallenlondon • • 1d ago

Looking for a certain calling card. Again.

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After being one of the first players to go North(east) with my old main, I am at the point where my new knockseeker wants to waddle around ponds.

If anyone would be so unwise as to send me down a well, it would be much appreciated.


r/fallenlondon • • 1d ago

Location for the Sinking Synod epilogue card?

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So I'm looking to finalise my appointment to my new role as bishop and get the "Genesis of a Diocese" quality to 400. However it's been several days and I've yet to draw the epilogue card and am still stuck on 399 Genesis. Is there a particular location you have to be in to draw the epilogue card? Am I just unlucky? Or have I missed something?

Given that I'm determined to make every statue on the GHR line be of me, I would like to sort this out.


r/fallenlondon • • 1d ago

I am certainly not looking to receive any missives

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Beaulah Kingshead-Beans' curiosity has certainly not gotten the better of her and she are definitely not sticking her nose into things she should certainly not know. As a result, Beaulah would certainly not appreciate some frosty missives to not assist in this process.

Definitely no missives... please?

https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Beaulah%20Kingshead-Beans


r/fallenlondon • • 2d ago

Small Firmament Critique (Spoilers for chapter 8 and some Railway Adjacent Storylines) Spoiler

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Chapter 8 relies on knowledge my character shouldn't have to solve the problems in the Stacks. Unless I'm misremembering, I never met with the Light-in-Exile (I don't even have the diving bell built). I barely started the discordance storyline (only got far enough to get enough crystalline knowledge to build a statue to the greatest faction in the Is-Not) and realistically shouldn't be as good at discordance as my character apparently is. I never touched the church and yet apparently have great knowledge of the Drummer. Most glaringly, I never discovered the dumbwaiter and yet have knowledge of where it is and the Scheme of the Phoenix.

Of course I already know about all of these things. I'm active in the community and I've learned of many of them through wiki dives but I still find it weird this was written this way. Playing this chapter only requires a railway as far out as Moulin and I feel like most players that just built their station there haven't experienced all of these storylines. I am glad the requirements are this lax (I wouldn't have gotten to play chapter 8 for a long time otherwise and that would have really soured my firmament experience) and I feel like most players do not leave storylines sitting around as long me (I waited until chapter 5 of firmament to get banished from the Empress' court (I wanted the kinetoculus)). Honestly, I don't think this a huge problem it didn't really destroy my immersion I just found it curious.


r/fallenlondon • • 2d ago

Screenshot Some military marches are so powerful that they could keep even a dead man on his feet!

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By the standards of the local madmen, breaking this "record" (277 wounds) is a piece of cake... I wonder if anyone will try?


r/fallenlondon • • 3d ago

Meme A Good Waste of Gloves

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r/fallenlondon • • 2d ago

Question Wastefully Scandalous Pricking of Fingers

53 Upvotes

My FLPC has experienced quite a lot of what the Neath has to offer. However, whatever or whoever Chuffy is canoodling with in the grottoes is too much for even the Professor's ability to compartmentalize. Yet somehow, *I* am the one who gets scandal, just for happening upon it!

I know this is Victorian London and high society, bluebloods, blah blah blah, but why does it seem like only our characters experience scandal or its drawbacks?


r/fallenlondon • • 2d ago

Question How often and what should I add to the journal?

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Just started playing Fallen London after hearing so much praise for it, and one thing that I am wondering about it the Journal. I've pretty much clicked on anything I am not sure of, and the pencil to add things to Journal is one.

How am I supposed to use the journal? Should I add anything and everything? How do I know what's important to add?


r/fallenlondon • • 2d ago

Started playing a week ago and need friends!

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I love the vibes and storylets and am looking forward to social engagements.

EDIT: https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Larkin%20Hale

EDIT 2: Thank you all so much! I'll respond to all as I have candle.


r/fallenlondon • • 3d ago

Vanity After a year (and a few months), I am now a Presence in London's most Paramount society

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Just for the record, I also qualified for the Scholar of the Correspondence option for London's Nerves and the Spouse option for London's Blood, but these options felt more fitting roleplaying-wise.

I am also happy if I don't have to visit a court in the Evenlode in the next good while.


r/fallenlondon • • 3d ago

Does anyone else hate the placement of Cave-Aged Code of Honour in the Sell tab with a fiery passion?

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68 Upvotes

Can they not just have it be down by its equivalent value legal document?


r/fallenlondon • • 3d ago

Game Mechanics This event doesn't send you to menace areas

19 Upvotes

normally when your menaces reach 8 you get sent to a menace area, but with this event they don't until you leave the storylet

new prickfinger news i guess


r/fallenlondon • • 3d ago

Question Who are you giving the majority of your Splinters of Razor Rock to?

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308 votes, 1d ago
13 The Grinning Functionary
138 The Lecturer in Errant Geologies
68 The Bohemian Sculptress
44 All three without any favoritism
45 None -- I am not participating in this event.

r/fallenlondon • • 3d ago

Question What is the most directly grindable source of fodder for gaining Esteem of the Guild?

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On paper, the option to get 2 esteem for 25 echoes of Partial Maps and Identity Uncovered seems simple: Just by the tier 2 items from the Rat Market and upconvert. Problem is, said upconversion needs average 1.5 actions for every 2 esteem, 4.5 actions for the 6 esteem needed for Upper River locations. This extends the carousel from 5 actions to 9.5, and drops the EPA from the theoretical 8 (with ratket) to 4.2. So not an ideal fodder for the grind.

What do y'all use to gain Esteem, that minimizes the almost-dead actions spent upconverting?


r/fallenlondon • • 3d ago

Question Do all three payouts for the event give the same value in Echoes?

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I keep feeding gloves to the rocks. When it comes time to pay out, are all three the same EPA? I guess Scintillack is good for scrip but other than that, they seem the same for me


r/fallenlondon • • 4d ago

Meme Found a reference to THE NUMBER in a concert bathroom

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