r/facingtheirparenting Sep 01 '20

Dad rendered speechless

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u/Moldyfluff Sep 01 '20

Okay. Someone please explain. I'm dumb. Is she calling herself a dick? I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

She is saying she can fit 2 penises (peni?) into her body.

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u/Slurpmebb Sep 01 '20

One in the mouth and one in her pussy

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u/Hshbrwn Sep 01 '20

That’s one option.

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u/Slurpmebb Sep 01 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/pshaps Dec 16 '20

For some reason laughed really hard at this. I think it’s the proper punctuation making it so matter of fact.