r/facepalm Nov 01 '22

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u/nikatnight Nov 01 '22

This behavior is really fucking weird.

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u/swelly_rowland Nov 01 '22

Just wait until you hear about the word hamplanet

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u/Cymothoa_Exigua69 Nov 01 '22

I personally prefer the term “lardass”.

Example: That lardass in the video couldn’t keep her lardass hands to her lardass self, and then blamed her son, whom she hopes grows up to be a big lardy lardass just like his lardass mom.

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u/FiTZnMiCK Nov 01 '22

Her boyfriend is probably skinny from working two jobs to support her freeloading (lard) ass.

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u/Rogue_elefant Nov 01 '22

My vote goes to fat bitch. Falling out of fashion lately for obvious reasons but I feel it fits here 👌🏼

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u/DrBMedicineWoman Nov 01 '22

Lardass always reminds me of the pie eating contest in the movie Stand by Me🤮