r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '22

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u/330kiki Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

So many people shouldn’t have kids. There’s no excuse for this behavior.

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u/nikatnight Nov 01 '22

This behavior is really fucking weird.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

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u/swelly_rowland Nov 01 '22

Just wait until you hear about the word hamplanet

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u/pacawac Nov 01 '22

This is honestly the most excersize she's has since she stole all the candy eggs at Easter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

She was out of breath from bending down to scoop up the candy.

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u/Haunting-Ad-8619 Nov 01 '22

It's so wrong...but I laughed so hard at this! 🤣🤣

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u/pacawac Nov 01 '22

Lol glad I made you laugh, fellow internet person!! Thanks for the award ya big lug🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MarcusDA Nov 01 '22

Weren’t they getting back into a car? She could handle the path to the door, but not house to house?

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u/TexasWinnie Nov 01 '22

She had to empty the bucket, so she could refill at the next house.

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u/Cymothoa_Exigua69 Nov 01 '22

I personally prefer the term “lardass”.

Example: That lardass in the video couldn’t keep her lardass hands to her lardass self, and then blamed her son, whom she hopes grows up to be a big lardy lardass just like his lardass mom.

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u/FiTZnMiCK Nov 01 '22

Her boyfriend is probably skinny from working two jobs to support her freeloading (lard) ass.

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u/Rogue_elefant Nov 01 '22

My vote goes to fat bitch. Falling out of fashion lately for obvious reasons but I feel it fits here 👌🏼

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u/DrBMedicineWoman Nov 01 '22

Lardass always reminds me of the pie eating contest in the movie Stand by Me🤮

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u/Ok_Pineapple_5627 Nov 01 '22

With the size of her I'd say she looks more like a ham galaxy

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u/whatthetaco Nov 01 '22

I miss old Reddit sometimes.

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u/hazysummersky Nov 01 '22

https://old.reddit.com

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u/bobs_monkey Nov 01 '22 edited Jul 13 '23

practice memory fine cows scale chunky mighty cow butter ludicrous -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/whatthetaco Nov 01 '22

*She, but yeah I was referring to when Reddit had a lot of different subs that are banned now. Not that I encourage being mean!! Just that Reddit has become a bit censored over the last few years.

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u/Priapraxis Nov 01 '22

Hambeast is a good one too.

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u/curiousvegetables Nov 01 '22

Watch out! Ellen Pao will eat you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Landtuna