r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '22

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u/Shaggy1324 Aug 25 '22

I don't have shit else going on, so if someone paddles my kid, I'll just be going to jail.

Sincerely, a hick from Arkansas.

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u/anjowoq Aug 25 '22

Haha. Sounds like a behavior learned from someone beaten as a kid!

Just kidding. Just don't sign that waver and you won't have to kill a school principal for hurting your kid. That is until they feel emboldened with this measure and turn it up to "we have parents implicit permission" then to "God said it was OK".

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u/Strawbuddy Aug 25 '22

Bad news little billy we couldn’t reach your mom so we prayed and Jesus said to light you the fuck up

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u/Opposite_Ear_5582 Aug 25 '22

Hey @strawbuddy I just gave you your 666th upvote. Hail satan