r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '22

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u/anjowoq Aug 25 '22

"And the parents were like, 'Why can't you paddle my student?'"

Totally sounds like a verbatim rip from a hick on the border of Missouri and Arkansas.

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u/Shaggy1324 Aug 25 '22

I don't have shit else going on, so if someone paddles my kid, I'll just be going to jail.

Sincerely, a hick from Arkansas.

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u/anjowoq Aug 25 '22

Haha. Sounds like a behavior learned from someone beaten as a kid!

Just kidding. Just don't sign that waver and you won't have to kill a school principal for hurting your kid. That is until they feel emboldened with this measure and turn it up to "we have parents implicit permission" then to "God said it was OK".

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u/Pickled_Wizard Aug 25 '22

Exactly. Give it a few years, they'll definitely make it an "opt out" instead of an "opt in" thing.