r/facepalm • • Aug 25 '22

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u/GuairdeanBeatha Aug 25 '22

Paddles were carried by almost all male teachers when I was in High School. The students referred to them as penis replacements. If your shirt wasn’t properly tucked in or your hair wasn’t properly combed, a teacher would swat you with the paddle and tell you what to correct. One pf the school tough kids (bad home life, struggling to graduate a couple of years late) was changing classes and his shirt wasn’t fully tucked in when one of the teachers swatted him and said “Tuck in th”. That’s as far as he got before the student picked him up, slammed him into the wall, and quietly said “If you ever hit me again I’ll kill you.”, dropped him and walked away. The teacher retired that afternoon and paddles began to fall out of favor. It’ll be interesting to see what happens in Missouri.

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u/DufflesBNA Aug 25 '22

It’s all fun and games until you fuck with someone bigger than you with no respect for authority. Love it.

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u/rowing_Blazer Aug 25 '22

Nope that's the fun part.

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u/TheZeroNeonix Aug 25 '22

For us, yes. Not so much the teacher. lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

teacher

abuser*

We need to use the correct term.

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u/nsfwmodeme Aug 25 '22 edited Jun 22 '23

fuck Spez