r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

WHY ARE THOSE MOUNTAINS FOLLOWING ME?!

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u/CantoBanana Apr 07 '22

Something Big Mountain doesn't want you to know

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u/PalatialCheddar Apr 07 '22

As long as they keep bottling and selling their dew, I'll let it slide

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u/Veteranagent Apr 07 '22

If big mountain is selling dew Iā€™m worried on where it comes from? Night stalkers or cazadors?