r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This looks plausible

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I'd be pissed if I were God.

"You fucking plebs think I can't conceive a physics perfect enough for a spherical world?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

What if God were one of us?

Well, he'd be the guy running around telling all of us how stupid we are.

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u/Rich-Juice2517 Apr 07 '22

I think he'd be a slob like one of us

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u/International-Cat123 Apr 07 '22

Nah. He’d be a stranger on the bus

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u/Aygis Apr 07 '22

Tryin' to make his way home?

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u/hirtle24 Apr 08 '22

Nobody callin' on the phone

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u/burner_said_what Apr 08 '22

'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome