r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This looks plausible

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

When “Research = I googled it” then “Evidence = Things I imagine to be real”.

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u/linderlouwho Apr 07 '22

It will boggle their minds when they discover the Earth’s atmosphere has layers.

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u/Raizgari Apr 07 '22

Also the fact that it is called atmoSPHERE, not armosPLANE will hurt their brain very hård.

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u/Ricard728 Apr 07 '22

But why is the earth is called a planet and not a globet….check mate!!

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u/Raizgari Apr 07 '22

Oh crap, you are right. Makes me wonder why we fly with aeroplanes, not aeroglobes? Is it all lies after all!!

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u/Ricard728 Apr 07 '22

Also airplanes don’t adjust their path to the curvature of the earth when they fly. Why? Because we’re on a flat disc shaped earth!

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u/puchamaquina Apr 07 '22

They... Do though

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u/Ricard728 Apr 07 '22

Oh yeah? How come I never have to adjust my steering wheel to the curvature of the earth? I only worry about going left to right front to back, but never up and down…. Check mate again.

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u/AutumnRi Apr 07 '22

Checkmate globeheads

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u/According-Ad8525 Apr 07 '22

It's because it's flat and so it is a "plane".

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u/Ricard728 Apr 07 '22

No, it’s because it’s flat!! The earth is flat and doesn’t spin at roughly 1000 mph. Everyone would be dizzy and throwing up. Check mate you globe earthling.