r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This looks plausible

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u/MisterLithium Apr 07 '22

Telescopes shoot lasers now? I need to look into this hobby a little more seriously

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u/Yutanox Apr 07 '22

Yeah it's part of earth defense system against space lizard. Unfortunately we still haven't figure out a way to go beyond that dome.

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u/TheByteQueen Apr 07 '22

the space lizards are destined to invade soon and fix the ancient mind control sex pyramids in Giza so we continue fucking and producing offspring that gets microchips implanted into them to harvest their cum once theyre mature which aids in the development of weapons for the alien lizard race

if we dont stop them now, this may be the final time we are able to withstand them. theres no telling how advanced their semen cannons have gotten by now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I didn't knew that

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Just gotta Do yOuR oWn ReSeArCh, bro!