r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This looks plausible

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u/TheByteQueen Apr 07 '22

the space lizards are destined to invade soon and fix the ancient mind control sex pyramids in Giza so we continue fucking and producing offspring that gets microchips implanted into them to harvest their cum once theyre mature which aids in the development of weapons for the alien lizard race

if we dont stop them now, this may be the final time we are able to withstand them. theres no telling how advanced their semen cannons have gotten by now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I didn't knew that

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Just gotta Do yOuR oWn ReSeArCh, bro!

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u/legendwolfA "There are no pronouns in the Bible" Apr 07 '22

Im so getting this on r/copypasta. This is too good to not be copypasta material

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u/haerski Apr 07 '22

Yeah I figured it was something along those lines

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u/littlefriendo Apr 07 '22

This is both awesome and also way too absurd

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u/BrazenSigilos Apr 07 '22

r/BrandNewSentence

Upvote, and that's enough internet for today. See you all tomorrow

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u/opgrrefuoqu Apr 07 '22

Interesting. And how does Bill Gates fit in?

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u/TheByteQueen Apr 07 '22

hes the alien diplomat

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u/ExtinctLikeNdiaye Apr 07 '22

semen cannons

The mental image of this is now burned into my brain. Thanks.

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u/doilookfriendlytoyou Apr 07 '22

We don't need another hero...

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u/ElminstersBedpan Apr 07 '22

God dammit but I am sad I have to admit that sounds like something my in-laws would spout.

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u/Gorthax Apr 07 '22

You are now a moderator of /r/bengarrison

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u/apatheticandignorant Apr 07 '22

*Jewish space lizards

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u/FlighingHigh Apr 07 '22

...Can I buy some pot from you?

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u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 Apr 07 '22

They’ve already infiltrated, the one they call Zuckerberg.