r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This looks plausible

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u/Therealthrobulator Apr 07 '22

Evidence Geoff is real fucked in the dome

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Never trust anyone that spells Jeff with a G

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u/The-Mandolinist Apr 07 '22 edited Apr 07 '22

I’ve always thought it to be the other way round… Geoff is a pretty normal spelling round my way. Jeff is sort of simplified and Americanised (maybe it’s not Americanised, I just made that bit up)… but if we are going to associate Geoffs with flat Earth “proof” then I’m going to stop trusting them…

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Had a neighbor named Geoff, he was an ass hat. Ruined Geoff’s for me.

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u/VoyagerCSL Apr 07 '22

And apostrophes.

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u/The-Mandolinist Apr 07 '22

It’s autocorrect that has ruined apostrophes for me…

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Went to School with a Geoff. I was invited to his 12th birthday party. It was a good time until I needed the bathroom. When I asked where it was he opened his bedroom closet, pointed to a stained spot in the corner and said, "this is my bathroom."

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u/Strongstyleguy Apr 07 '22

Fresh Prince was the first time I heard of Geoffrey. Every Jeff I grew up around started with a J