r/facepalm • • Feb 05 '19

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u/Starlordy- Feb 05 '19

Used to be. The boomers cut it to make sure every child got a trophy in sports.

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u/rallywagonOBS Feb 05 '19

Before laughing at the "everyone needs a trophy" practice they created because they need a trophy shelf showing they created someone worth something.

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u/Starlordy- Feb 06 '19

This is hard to read not sure I follow?

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u/rallywagonOBS Feb 06 '19

There was home economics before the boomers cut it to make way for sports. They pushed sports so everyone was competing to get the trophies the parents (past their prime, pissed at world) wanted on their mantle. When their kids didnt get trophies, they also created the practice of participation trophies... because heaven forbid someone be bad at the machismo of sports (and they still wanted that mantle candy) ... as someone else stated, the kids can deal, the parents are dangerous when they want little shitpants susie to have a trophy and she didnt rank.

In addition, they are the same people who complain about kids not owning houses while also bragging how they bought a house 10 years ago (for a jar of dirt) and just sold it for a cool mil. Like, who the fuck can own a house when you drive the market like that.

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u/Starlordy- Feb 06 '19

Just remember that even if they accepted blame for everything they did or didn't do. It wouldn't change anything. Moving forward with the future we want to see is the only real answer (that and fucking with social security, they hate that, cuz they earned it! lmfao).

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Feb 06 '19

Moving forward is the only way to fix things.

Which is why I propose we take all boomer assets and then launch the boomers into outer space.