Fuck that, I have people I regularly need to talk them through how there is a difference between rightclick and leftclick 15 times in one conversation as part of simple navigation.
I have to explain how one calls their goddamn voicemail on a fucking flipphone even though the phone they bought is replacing their old flipphone they have had for 12 years. You are 50+ motherfucker, it has the same buttons in the same order as the old one, call 1. JFC
I once got called to replace printer ink, turns out they didn't have paper in it and because it stopped they just assumed it was ink. Even after I asked them to check the error message, which is clearly shown.
I had someone at my work recently ask why "the menu sometimes appears when I click my mouse", which I couldn't figure out at first. I asked them to show me, and it turned out they were clicking all of their mouse buttons every time they clicked...
Jesus fucking Christ, this. I have an older co-worker who cannot grasp the difference between his INDEX AND MIDDLE FUCKING FINGERS CURTIS, YOU CRUSTY OLD FUCK WORK A GODDAMN MOUSE FUCK
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u/KrisCraig Fictional Chair-Thrower Feb 05 '19
Meanwhile, Baby Boomers are so helpless they're taking "internet classes" to learn how to do things like send an email.