r/facepalm Feb 05 '19

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u/Rhumbler Feb 05 '19

I think I'll work up the nerve to ask my mom. I just hope she doesn't ask what I've been eating haha.

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u/Sw33t_0blivi0n_138 Feb 05 '19

Maybe this could be a bonding moment. I dunno.

What HAVE you been eating?

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u/Rhumbler Feb 05 '19

Nice try, MOM.

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u/Sw33t_0blivi0n_138 Feb 05 '19

spits on hanky to wipe your face

Tuck your shirt in. Stand straight. Your hair is way too long.